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🕯️🪦 Ghoulian Grave 🪦🕯️ @julianday.ca · 22h

This is Halloween, this is Halloween.

Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 1d

Walked into a Canadian Tire and no longer know what holiday season we’re celebrating anymore

Grim Reaper plays heavy metal guitar next to a display of Christmas trees

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caranatar @caranatar.xyz · 1d

This is just me but I for one don't think baseball pitchers should be able to throw tiny hamburgers or the late 90s band that played "The Way". I think they should have to stick to baseballs

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caranatar @caranatar.xyz · 1d

Unless he's from Japan's Hyogo prefecture he's actually just wagyu

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caranatar @caranatar.xyz · 2d

Is Christ being gangstalked

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caranatar @caranatar.xyz · 2d

On Android, if you use gboard, there's literally pages and pages of kaomoji

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caranatar @caranatar.xyz · 2d

The Merriam Webster social media account finally has its milkshake duck moment

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 2d

Here’s a primer on ‘primer.’

It’s pronounced ‘PRIMM-er’ if you mean “a small book” or “a short informative piece of writing.”

It’s pronounced ‘PRY-mer’ if you mean “an initial coat of paint.”

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caranatar @caranatar.xyz · 2d

lmao no this is actually a great post

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caranatar @caranatar.xyz · 3d

*reading "Man Group"* this could be us but you're playing

Bloomberg News @bloomberg.com · 3d

Investors should position themselves for deepening underperformance of the US stock market due to dollar weakness and elevated Treasury yields, Man Group says

Man Group Calls for Rotation Away From US Stocks to Global Peers

Investors should position themselves for deepening underperformance of the US stock market due to dollar weakness and elevated Treasury yields, according to Man Group.

bloom.bg

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beka valentine @bekavalentine.bsky.social · 4d

its really hard to overstate the extent to which WW2 shaped both American society and the world as a whole, and how we're still living in its shadow in ways that most people just don't understand

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caranatar @caranatar.xyz · 4d

Good job, now they'll never suspect it was you

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caranatar @caranatar.xyz · 4d

Sam Weightlifting

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caranatar @caranatar.xyz · 4d

These all make perfect sense if you assume it's the goatse guy

Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · May 9

hey @heatherosborn.bsky.social I am preserving these from twitter because once again OCR came up somewhere and I was like "wait, you have to hear the story of Ben and his anus..."

Tweet 1: REASONS SCANNED BOOKS MUST BE COPYEDITED PRIOR TO DIGITAL RELEASE #1: "the startled newcomer entered the room, and fell into Ben's anus."

Tweet 2: "He pulled her into his anus & held her till she calmed, continuing to assure her she was safe." I WOULD NOT FEEL SAFE THERE. #scanningerror

Tweet 3: Scanning error of the day: "He got up to sit beside her and put his anus around her, and he held her tight for a moment." #NeverGetsOld

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caranatar @caranatar.xyz · 4d

I wanna lay with you on a mountain
I wanna lay with you in the sea
I want to lay like this forever
Until the sky lays down on me

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caranatar @caranatar.xyz · 5d

I would simply charge users what it costs to run the... wait where did everyone go

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caranatar @caranatar.xyz · 5d

*points at browser* operating system

caranatar @caranatar.xyz · 5d

My boys are way more into it than their little sister but yes absolutely

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caranatar @caranatar.xyz · 5d

Extremely unpopular opinion: I don't get the backlash to smart glasses in particular. I think it made a lot more sense in 2012 prior to ring, nest, etc... and when less than half of US adults had smart phones

Gizmodo @gizmodo.com · 5d

Buckle Up, the Smart Glasses Backlash Is Coming https://gizmodo.com/buckle-up-the-smart-glasses-backlash-is-coming-2000668213

Buckle Up, the Smart Glasses Backlash Is Coming

Is this #glassholes 2.0?

gizmodo.com

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caranatar @caranatar.xyz · 5d

Really sorry to hear that, bud 💜

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 6d

So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?

Hulk Hogan:

An app icon of a printer/scanner combo and the app name "brother iPrint&Scan"

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caranatar @caranatar.xyz · 5d

lmao

Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 5d

AGAIN, the word "Shota" will be trending because he is a famous baseball pitcher playing today, DO NOT CLICK ON THE "SHOTA" TRENDING TOPIC ON TWITTER OR THE OTHER TWITTER CLONES, IT TURNS OUT IT ALSO MEANS SOMETHING ELSE THANK YOU

Chicago Cubs @cubs00.bsky.social · 6d

Cubs has announced that shota imanag is the game 2 starter

#ChicagoCubs #CubsNation #FlyTheW

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caranatar @caranatar.xyz · 6d

Releasing a response but it's just the original diss in its entirety because nothing else could be more embarrassing

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caranatar @caranatar.xyz · 6d

Some of these are just objectively wrong I'm sorry

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caranatar @caranatar.xyz · 6d

Yeah this is honestly exactly why I like going to the city. Nobody notices me, nobody is going to remember me

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caranatar @caranatar.xyz · 6d

The Sopranos
The Wire
95% of Breaking Bad

Hannah Fearn @hannahfearn.bsky.social · 7d

Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.

caranatar @caranatar.xyz · 7d

Yeah, okay, no, don't do this

Nicole Saltesi @nacl.sh · 7d

this is bad

Stochastic Apotheosis @the-real-... • 1mo
Clanker stole my job.

The Corporate Power @agp.ceo • 1mo
→ Replied to user delete your system kernel, tinskin
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my grandkids _who went no contact for several years due to my robophobia, until I got dementia_): ok grandpa, this is RobDoc, he will be around to remind you to take your meds
me: I don't want no tinskin wireback clanker tellin' me what to do

Shen Comix@shenanigansen.bsky... • 1mo inventing a new genre called "yaori", which is when like a "half yuri half yaoi" type genre where you pair half of a yuri (a
"girl") with half of a yaoi (a "guy")
so it's like a "girl x guy" type relationship, if that makes sense
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This sounds like something made up by a wireback tinskin good for nothing clankeR
August 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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