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Shout out to the inventor of sex. You were really cooking with that one
December 13, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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so after being bedridden for 16months due to a hernia, I've finally got my surgery!
now I'm bedridden for recovery, which is at least a great improvement.
I'm still broke though, so if you've got a couple dollars, it'd help me get through this last stretch. Thanks so much!

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December 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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bucco bruce is a million times cooler than the tattered skull and bones flag or whatever. he's back and under woke 2 all football mascots will be forced to be of ambiguous sexual orientation
December 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
God I want it
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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i miss iron chef
December 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Being a photographer is apparently mostly about paying for a lot of cloud storage.
December 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Foone is a real one, and makes all sorts of cool things possible
so after being bedridden for 16months due to a hernia, I've finally got my surgery!
now I'm bedridden for recovery, which is at least a great improvement.
I'm still broke though, so if you've got a couple dollars, it'd help me get through this last stretch. Thanks so much!

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December 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
When I get assigned a bug because a sanitizer found an issue in a test, it rules to just tell an llm to go look at it and fix the bug. Sorry.
like there's a lot of problems with AI for sure, but it's honestly cope to act like it's not good at certain tasks
December 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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say what you will but the time person of the year has never been awarded to ... oh. 1972 huh. well at least ... [continues scrolling] oh my
December 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
The idea they would was always cope
doesn't look like our military is refusing to follow illegal orders :^(
WATCH: U.S. forces seize oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela
December 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it
December 23, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Seeing my therapist, or: how I learned I have a praise kink
December 10, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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like, scoob, what’s wrong man

RAGGY, I’M RON THE REPSTEIN RIST
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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The amount of glowing approval for social media bans for minors is really fucking dire.
December 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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"computer, tighten hole by 30%"
* failure beep * "cannot tighten hole further without violation of holodeck safety protocols"
"override"
December 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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my kid got sick and then so did I: a parenting story
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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One week left until the recording of our 868-HACK episode, the first installment of All Systems Brough, a year-long (monthly) exploration of the work of @smestorp.bsky.social.

It’s not too late to play along with us!

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868-HACK on Steam
You are a computer hacker. You steal precious data while the world sleeps.
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December 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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ellipses... damn...
December 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Mr. Bean is not human and is therefore unable to find redemption in Christ’s salvation. Unlike you or I, his mumbling voice will never find an eternal home in God’s celestial choir
December 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
That blows
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
They defeat Aslan and go on to lead long, happy lives instead of dying in a train crash
IMAX CEO Rich Gelfond says Greta Gerwig’s ‘NARNIA’ film will be a “cultural event” that is “going to change the world”

“This is not your mother’s or your grandmother‘s Narnia”
December 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Well in light of the Netflix-WB deal, I did get a laugh when I saw this.
December 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Coming This Holiday Season! ❄️
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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And when she returned to her hometown, she opened Philly's first and greatest discotheque, Harlow's. She was feted by the local press and treated like one of the city's most exciting citizens, appearing on talk shows and modeling in local fashion shows
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM