Carbonara
@carbondragon.bsky.social
Former IT derg. Level 32 and still farming. He/Him. Occasional NSFW posts so 🔞 "hi" DM = blocked, sorry I've had it with bots
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Heard two young dudes like the gen after me talk about how rent is 2400 a month here in Brooklyn and they’re like “It’s hard. But I can’t kill myself. This world is too freaking amazing to give up.” You go guys. We got this.
December 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Heard two young dudes like the gen after me talk about how rent is 2400 a month here in Brooklyn and they’re like “It’s hard. But I can’t kill myself. This world is too freaking amazing to give up.” You go guys. We got this.
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There is ONE difference, and it's that now there is an entire industry built on monetizing zoomer/gen alpha memes at the first instance they appear
We had shit like Badger Badger Badger, but there weren't 2000 shopify companies making bootleg merch about it within 24 hours
We had shit like Badger Badger Badger, but there weren't 2000 shopify companies making bootleg merch about it within 24 hours
the 6-7 phenomenon is in no way different from any other catchphrase that kids have yelled out at any point in the last hundred years, there's no daylight between that and when i was in high school, the year straight where every guy kept yelling "i'm rick james bitch"
December 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
There is ONE difference, and it's that now there is an entire industry built on monetizing zoomer/gen alpha memes at the first instance they appear
We had shit like Badger Badger Badger, but there weren't 2000 shopify companies making bootleg merch about it within 24 hours
We had shit like Badger Badger Badger, but there weren't 2000 shopify companies making bootleg merch about it within 24 hours
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wow shake the cuga...
December 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
wow shake the cuga...
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These are still up for grabs btw! 👀
I also have some of the example designs I made up for sale too!
Only one was snagged by my discord before launch, so lucky for you folks, there are still three left for the picking!
ko-fi.com/s/f7991ed55a
ko-fi.com/s/96fc91f541
ko-fi.com/s/5bcbdc0b44
Only one was snagged by my discord before launch, so lucky for you folks, there are still three left for the picking!
ko-fi.com/s/f7991ed55a
ko-fi.com/s/96fc91f541
ko-fi.com/s/5bcbdc0b44
December 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
These are still up for grabs btw! 👀
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Sorry your pet is catslop. You only like her because she's small and very cute with big eyes and soft fur and delightful sounds and behaviors
December 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Sorry your pet is catslop. You only like her because she's small and very cute with big eyes and soft fur and delightful sounds and behaviors
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December 13, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Why do you all keep torturing me like this
December 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Why do you all keep torturing me like this
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Worthwhile thread. The Trump FTC decided to not pursue a blatant law violation.
I wanted Biden to have a 2nd term to keep Lina Khan on the job. (Harris might've replaced her as a sop to big business.)
I wanted Biden to have a 2nd term to keep Lina Khan on the job. (Harris might've replaced her as a sop to big business.)
1. For at least 10 years, Pepsi has conspired with Walmart to force up grocery prices. That’s the shocking evidence made public today in an unsealed FTC lawsuit. The suit was abandoned in May by the Trump FTC just before it was to be un-redacted. We went to court to get it unsealed & won.
December 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Worthwhile thread. The Trump FTC decided to not pursue a blatant law violation.
I wanted Biden to have a 2nd term to keep Lina Khan on the job. (Harris might've replaced her as a sop to big business.)
I wanted Biden to have a 2nd term to keep Lina Khan on the job. (Harris might've replaced her as a sop to big business.)
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❄️NEW YCH OPEN!❄️
I would normally have this up for early access on my server, but kinda desperate for some grocery money. ^^;
See the link for full details:
www.furaffinity.net/view/63293566/
❄️Cell Shaded: $165
or
❄️Rendered: $220
DM here, on FA, or Discord to claim!
I would normally have this up for early access on my server, but kinda desperate for some grocery money. ^^;
See the link for full details:
www.furaffinity.net/view/63293566/
❄️Cell Shaded: $165
or
❄️Rendered: $220
DM here, on FA, or Discord to claim!
December 12, 2025 at 6:35 AM
❄️NEW YCH OPEN!❄️
I would normally have this up for early access on my server, but kinda desperate for some grocery money. ^^;
See the link for full details:
www.furaffinity.net/view/63293566/
❄️Cell Shaded: $165
or
❄️Rendered: $220
DM here, on FA, or Discord to claim!
I would normally have this up for early access on my server, but kinda desperate for some grocery money. ^^;
See the link for full details:
www.furaffinity.net/view/63293566/
❄️Cell Shaded: $165
or
❄️Rendered: $220
DM here, on FA, or Discord to claim!
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
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There is absolutely no right price for transphobia.
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
Hogwarts Legacy is now at the right price: $0
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
www.polygon.com
December 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
There is absolutely no right price for transphobia.
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I am dead serious when I say that if one of the most vulnerable people in the country can do this with the right allies, no fight in American politics is completely hopeless.
Kilmar Abrego Garcia, an ordinary man, has defeated the great might of the US Government
Kilmar Abrego Garcia is free. every bit of cruelty, boasting, slander, and persecution was for absolutely fucking nothing.
December 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I am dead serious when I say that if one of the most vulnerable people in the country can do this with the right allies, no fight in American politics is completely hopeless.
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WHERE DID FLUTE GUY GET A CONTRABASS
December 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
WHERE DID FLUTE GUY GET A CONTRABASS
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Today's low-key furry shirt.
December 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Today's low-key furry shirt.
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Had a reassuring chat with some other parents at Penelope’s school. Turns out even normal people who aren’t Very Online ALSO think AI is stupid and scary.
December 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Had a reassuring chat with some other parents at Penelope’s school. Turns out even normal people who aren’t Very Online ALSO think AI is stupid and scary.
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Yip (derogatory)
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Yip (derogatory)
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Offering Received: A candlelit dinner for the dragon and Ash! The hatchlings are at home being taken care of by Lenn and the two Divine dragons can order anything on the menu on the house! (#666)
it was lovely! the dragon shared their meal with her, but things got competitive...
it was lovely! the dragon shared their meal with her, but things got competitive...
December 11, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Offering Received: A candlelit dinner for the dragon and Ash! The hatchlings are at home being taken care of by Lenn and the two Divine dragons can order anything on the menu on the house! (#666)
it was lovely! the dragon shared their meal with her, but things got competitive...
it was lovely! the dragon shared their meal with her, but things got competitive...
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Slay the dragon? Nah Baby gorl, Dragon gonna Slay!
December 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Slay the dragon? Nah Baby gorl, Dragon gonna Slay!
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❄️Heyo!❄️
So I remembered that i had this handsome fella in my FA open adopts folder for a while and he still hasn't found a home yet!
He was made a full year ago and his asking price is still $100, but I may be willing to take a lower price if it's coupled with a trade of some kind. But I'm picky.
So I remembered that i had this handsome fella in my FA open adopts folder for a while and he still hasn't found a home yet!
He was made a full year ago and his asking price is still $100, but I may be willing to take a lower price if it's coupled with a trade of some kind. But I'm picky.
December 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
❄️Heyo!❄️
So I remembered that i had this handsome fella in my FA open adopts folder for a while and he still hasn't found a home yet!
He was made a full year ago and his asking price is still $100, but I may be willing to take a lower price if it's coupled with a trade of some kind. But I'm picky.
So I remembered that i had this handsome fella in my FA open adopts folder for a while and he still hasn't found a home yet!
He was made a full year ago and his asking price is still $100, but I may be willing to take a lower price if it's coupled with a trade of some kind. But I'm picky.
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Repost if you would gladly reject your humanity to transform into a monster without hesitation
December 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Repost if you would gladly reject your humanity to transform into a monster without hesitation
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No one before Sam successfully raised a child, which is why the human species went extinct in Mesopotamia. Seriously, the best way to read this is that countless billions of humans did just fine but Sam is not as competent and self-reliant as them, and that's what AI wants us to be: dependent.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
No one before Sam successfully raised a child, which is why the human species went extinct in Mesopotamia. Seriously, the best way to read this is that countless billions of humans did just fine but Sam is not as competent and self-reliant as them, and that's what AI wants us to be: dependent.