Charlotte the Host Origami
@carolotta.me
she/her
transitioning in mid life
transitioning in mid life
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I've been saying this for literal years, but American journalists desperately need training in how to report safely under authoritarianism because buddy it is here.
January 30, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I've been saying this for literal years, but American journalists desperately need training in how to report safely under authoritarianism because buddy it is here.
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pants that go swish swish when you walk. repost. you agree
February 13, 2026 at 9:06 PM
pants that go swish swish when you walk. repost. you agree
simpson gifs galore
every shirt either says “I don’t see what’s funny about that” or has an image of a popular meme from 2013
February 13, 2026 at 9:52 PM
simpson gifs galore
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applying the right hand rule inside of a pussy to find the clit
February 12, 2026 at 9:41 PM
applying the right hand rule inside of a pussy to find the clit
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give 👏 knives 👏 to birds 👏
February 13, 2026 at 5:02 PM
give 👏 knives 👏 to birds 👏
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🚨BREAKING: Montana Court BLOCKS state law targeting students with unconstitutional residency requirement. A victory for our clients and the voters of Montana. www.democracydocket.com/cases/montan...
🚨 Montana Student Residency Requirement Challenge
Learn more.
www.democracydocket.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:58 PM
🚨BREAKING: Montana Court BLOCKS state law targeting students with unconstitutional residency requirement. A victory for our clients and the voters of Montana. www.democracydocket.com/cases/montan...
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My mother urgently needs a surgery that costs $500,
and I have no way to afford it.
Every day that passes increases her pain,
and I stand helpless in front of her tears.
Please, save my mother before it’s too late. 💔
chuffed.org/project/azez
and I have no way to afford it.
Every day that passes increases her pain,
and I stand helpless in front of her tears.
Please, save my mother before it’s too late. 💔
chuffed.org/project/azez
February 13, 2026 at 5:14 PM
My mother urgently needs a surgery that costs $500,
and I have no way to afford it.
Every day that passes increases her pain,
and I stand helpless in front of her tears.
Please, save my mother before it’s too late. 💔
chuffed.org/project/azez
and I have no way to afford it.
Every day that passes increases her pain,
and I stand helpless in front of her tears.
Please, save my mother before it’s too late. 💔
chuffed.org/project/azez
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my kingdom for a way to just edit in alt text after the fact ffs
February 13, 2026 at 7:46 PM
my kingdom for a way to just edit in alt text after the fact ffs
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Seattle friends, let's put the city on the map for something other than cyberpunk and, the other thing
I am never kidding about this. but I am the least kidding that I have ever been
It Is Imperative That The Seattle Aquarium Hires Me To Handle Their Social Media
It Is Imperative That The Seattle Aquarium Hires Me To Handle Their Social Media
February 13, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Seattle friends, let's put the city on the map for something other than cyberpunk and, the other thing
the gooners lament
We used to pump up the jams. Now I don’t even know what we’re pumping
February 13, 2026 at 7:37 PM
the gooners lament
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if you saw a wine mom setting fire to a building they were gonna make into a concentration camp, no you didn’t
KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."
February 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
if you saw a wine mom setting fire to a building they were gonna make into a concentration camp, no you didn’t
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if anyone wants to send me bambu lab basic pla gradient in the blue to teal and green to lime green and blue to white colours they may. i only have the money to live with the purple/periwinkle choice i was hoping would look more obvious
February 13, 2026 at 7:20 PM
if anyone wants to send me bambu lab basic pla gradient in the blue to teal and green to lime green and blue to white colours they may. i only have the money to live with the purple/periwinkle choice i was hoping would look more obvious
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is she afraid sony picture studios (née mgm)?
“The first thing I thought was, ‘What is she talking about?’” said Bryan Fish, the vice mayor of Culver City, whom everyone calls Bubba but doesn’t look like someone whom everyone calls Bubba. “The only crime here,” he added, “is like the $18 strawberry at Erewhon.”
culver city, crime haven! lmaooo
culver city, crime haven! lmaooo
Bondi Suggests Culver City Has a Crime Problem. Culver City Has a Problem With That.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:06 PM
is she afraid sony picture studios (née mgm)?
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Does anyone have suggestions for how to make money besides a job (since I have been applying for months and have been having a hard time.)
February 13, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Does anyone have suggestions for how to make money besides a job (since I have been applying for months and have been having a hard time.)
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YES YES YES
February 13, 2026 at 5:12 PM
YES YES YES
i need to eat something, but my stimulants and glp-1 are like, "oh, no no no"
February 13, 2026 at 6:56 PM
i need to eat something, but my stimulants and glp-1 are like, "oh, no no no"
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i find a lot of times that people who get hung up on “someone got mad at me for using x, y, z specific word” isn’t actually in trouble because of the word that they used but rather the content of their message
February 13, 2026 at 6:42 PM
i find a lot of times that people who get hung up on “someone got mad at me for using x, y, z specific word” isn’t actually in trouble because of the word that they used but rather the content of their message
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Of course they ran out!
It’s the Winter Olympics.
They’re COLD.
It’s the Winter Olympics.
They’re COLD.
Olympians ran out of Milan's complimentary condoms just three days into the competition.
Winter Olympians Run Through Free Condoms in Record Time
Despite a smaller athlete pool, they wasted no time ransacking the free stash.
trib.al
February 13, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Of course they ran out!
It’s the Winter Olympics.
They’re COLD.
It’s the Winter Olympics.
They’re COLD.
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I choo choo choose you!
February 13, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I choo choo choose you!