Tenser's Herniated Disc
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I like D&D and puns
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If you write without rhythm, you won't attract the brain worm.
It needs to be emphasized that this paragraph is about Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
If you write without rhythm, you won't attract the brain worm.
If you write without rhythm, you won't attract the brain worm.
It needs to be emphasized that this paragraph is about Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
If you write without rhythm, you won't attract the brain worm.
Check his hard drive
First I’m sorry that you had such tragic experiences. That’s horrific.
1) if a person on the news, such as a female journalist talks about a topic, does she deserve threats in a joking way?
2) would you believe those acceptable to receive on your account?
1) if a person on the news, such as a female journalist talks about a topic, does she deserve threats in a joking way?
2) would you believe those acceptable to receive on your account?
November 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Check his hard drive
Trump and Bubba the Love Sponge did WHAT?!
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Trump and Bubba the Love Sponge did WHAT?!
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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For example, I'm not specifically stating that you fuck ducks.
I'm implying that you look at that duck like Shane Dawson looks at his cat.
Which is quackers.
I'm implying that you look at that duck like Shane Dawson looks at his cat.
Which is quackers.
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
For example, I'm not specifically stating that you fuck ducks.
I'm implying that you look at that duck like Shane Dawson looks at his cat.
Which is quackers.
I'm implying that you look at that duck like Shane Dawson looks at his cat.
Which is quackers.
Wood chipper. Grandma first.
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Wood chipper. Grandma first.
If you aren't strong enough to effectively wield a morning star against your enemies, start with something lighter. Like a nancy mace.
November 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If you aren't strong enough to effectively wield a morning star against your enemies, start with something lighter. Like a nancy mace.
Samus' sidekick is a dude who looks like he's "just asking questions" online.
"Samus, there's something interesting over there. Are you sure we don't need to use that?"
I feel my soul leave my body...
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond delivers the series' trademark gameplay - but one very annoying addition might derail the whole thing:
www.eurogamer.net/metroid-prim...
I feel my soul leave my body...
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond delivers the series' trademark gameplay - but one very annoying addition might derail the whole thing:
www.eurogamer.net/metroid-prim...
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Samus' sidekick is a dude who looks like he's "just asking questions" online.
The worst part about Metroid Prime 4 is that 4 isn't a fucking prime number.
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The worst part about Metroid Prime 4 is that 4 isn't a fucking prime number.
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Good morning, friends!
a pair of plastic forks are sitting in a box
Alt: Plastic skeleton going into a wood chipper. Feet first.
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November 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Good morning, friends!
Good morning, friends!
a pair of plastic forks are sitting in a box
Alt: Plastic skeleton going into a wood chipper. Feet first.
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Good morning, friends!
The amount of how-to-write writers on YouTube that use AI thumbnails and B roll in their videos is fucking wack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The amount of how-to-write writers on YouTube that use AI thumbnails and B roll in their videos is fucking wack.
I just finished the first draft of a dark fantasy short story, and I'm pretty sure the next one I write will have an antagonist like this guy sacrificed by pagans.
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I just finished the first draft of a dark fantasy short story, and I'm pretty sure the next one I write will have an antagonist like this guy sacrificed by pagans.
Everyone thinks it's the barrel of a gun that's pointing at James Bond in the opening title, but it's actually the asshole of the previous James Bond.
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Everyone thinks it's the barrel of a gun that's pointing at James Bond in the opening title, but it's actually the asshole of the previous James Bond.
I love my public library, but I really hate how bad their selection of what I would consider to be pretty significant fantasy books. Like if it's a series older than the 90s, good luck finding it, and if they DO have it, it's digital and they only have the first book.
November 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I love my public library, but I really hate how bad their selection of what I would consider to be pretty significant fantasy books. Like if it's a series older than the 90s, good luck finding it, and if they DO have it, it's digital and they only have the first book.
"If you see this, quote with a title screen that's iconic to you."
This one, at least, isn't that obscure. Because otherwise we are getting into Amiga 500 territory.
This one, at least, isn't that obscure. Because otherwise we are getting into Amiga 500 territory.
November 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
"If you see this, quote with a title screen that's iconic to you."
This one, at least, isn't that obscure. Because otherwise we are getting into Amiga 500 territory.
This one, at least, isn't that obscure. Because otherwise we are getting into Amiga 500 territory.
Literally could not give less of a fuck Amazon.
November 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Literally could not give less of a fuck Amazon.
Happy #N7Day! About ten years ago I wondered what the FUTA deduction on my paystub was so I googled it at work, and some artwork of Liara changed my understanding of the world and myself forever.
Anyway, "Federal Unemployment Tax Act" for anyone that wasn't aware.
Anyway, "Federal Unemployment Tax Act" for anyone that wasn't aware.
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Happy #N7Day! About ten years ago I wondered what the FUTA deduction on my paystub was so I googled it at work, and some artwork of Liara changed my understanding of the world and myself forever.
Anyway, "Federal Unemployment Tax Act" for anyone that wasn't aware.
Anyway, "Federal Unemployment Tax Act" for anyone that wasn't aware.
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I wish someone would make a Macy's day balloon of this and then do the funniest fucking thing.
attending dick cheneys funeral like
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I wish someone would make a Macy's day balloon of this and then do the funniest fucking thing.
This is horrible news. Dick Cheney was supposed to shoot me in the face this weekend.
November 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
This is horrible news. Dick Cheney was supposed to shoot me in the face this weekend.
I started replaying Fire Emblem on the GBA emulator on the Nintendo Switch last night and now I'm pissed I have to work today.
November 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I started replaying Fire Emblem on the GBA emulator on the Nintendo Switch last night and now I'm pissed I have to work today.
So you all like sports, eh?
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
So you all like sports, eh?
There's still time for it to happen by Christmas.
October 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
There's still time for it to happen by Christmas.