Lisa
@celtzo.bsky.social
When you snark into the void, the void snarks back…. Who am I? Human, scientist, she/her, ally. A lover of cats, sci-fi, bad movies, video games, murder mysteries, and family (found, blood, and in progress).
NOTE: There WILL be typos!!!!!
NOTE: There WILL be typos!!!!!
Bwahahahahah
—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
December 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Bwahahahahah
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"I’m a CVS pharmacist. My retail pharmacy colleagues and I face a crisis. It has never been more challenging to do my job safely." www.statnews.com/2025/12/12/p...
I'm a CVS pharmacist. My retail pharmacy colleagues and I face a crisis
“There is often less than a minute to review an order before falling behind,” and that makes it harder to catch potential problems, a pharmacist warns.
www.statnews.com
December 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
"I’m a CVS pharmacist. My retail pharmacy colleagues and I face a crisis. It has never been more challenging to do my job safely." www.statnews.com/2025/12/12/p...
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Your annual reminder that the "Christmas with Weezer" EP is unironically one of the greatest collections of Christmas music ever, featuring genuinely moving versions of songs and carols, but is also like, a top 4 Weezer album. It sounds like a Blue album b-side EP!
open.spotify.com/album/0CxHij...
open.spotify.com/album/0CxHij...
Christmas With Weezer
open.spotify.com
December 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Your annual reminder that the "Christmas with Weezer" EP is unironically one of the greatest collections of Christmas music ever, featuring genuinely moving versions of songs and carols, but is also like, a top 4 Weezer album. It sounds like a Blue album b-side EP!
open.spotify.com/album/0CxHij...
open.spotify.com/album/0CxHij...
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They* said it couldn't be done! But Mr Rational Amounts of Confectionery Architecture has long left the building, so I present...the Gingerbread Street.
*me
*me
December 15, 2025 at 9:02 AM
They* said it couldn't be done! But Mr Rational Amounts of Confectionery Architecture has long left the building, so I present...the Gingerbread Street.
*me
*me
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December 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Gonna start doing this: suggested strategy to deal with parents (or others) who keep asking about the same this (in this case - why did you color your hair?) over and over again.
December 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Gonna start doing this: suggested strategy to deal with parents (or others) who keep asking about the same this (in this case - why did you color your hair?) over and over again.
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December 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Apparently, Trump thinks the charges against a Tyrant are a To-Do list
"A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people."
Declaration of Independence: A Transcription
Note: The following text is a transcription of the Stone Engraving of the parchment Declaration of Independence (the document on display in the Rotunda at the National Archives Museum.) The spelling a...
www.archives.gov
December 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Apparently, Trump thinks the charges against a Tyrant are a To-Do list
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What I would love more than anything for the holidays is for our two most shy mama cats to find their forever homes.
Porsche, mom of the Auto Club kittens, since May this year.
Shoyu, who is the mama of last year’s wonderful little grass Miso & Dashi, has been in our rescue since October *2024.*
Porsche, mom of the Auto Club kittens, since May this year.
Shoyu, who is the mama of last year’s wonderful little grass Miso & Dashi, has been in our rescue since October *2024.*
December 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
What I would love more than anything for the holidays is for our two most shy mama cats to find their forever homes.
Porsche, mom of the Auto Club kittens, since May this year.
Shoyu, who is the mama of last year’s wonderful little grass Miso & Dashi, has been in our rescue since October *2024.*
Porsche, mom of the Auto Club kittens, since May this year.
Shoyu, who is the mama of last year’s wonderful little grass Miso & Dashi, has been in our rescue since October *2024.*
This is a scary reality check on the Trump Administration Propaganda and Intimidation machine
We discovered a Goodreads page linked to the email address of a top Pentagon official featuring pornographic books about “Asian wife sharing.”
The story gets wilder from there.
The story gets wilder from there.
I asked the Pentagon about Pete Hegseth's mentor. Then the threats started.
Journalism in the second Trump administration gets personal.
www.motherjones.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
This is a scary reality check on the Trump Administration Propaganda and Intimidation machine
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This cat brought you something 🐾
December 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This cat brought you something 🐾
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This is Brenda and Linda. They were brought into the shelter together, and Brenda had no interest in being separated from her friend. She jumped the kennel wall to get to Linda, and made sure everyone knew they're a package deal. The best news? It worked: They were adopted together. 14/10 for both
December 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This is Brenda and Linda. They were brought into the shelter together, and Brenda had no interest in being separated from her friend. She jumped the kennel wall to get to Linda, and made sure everyone knew they're a package deal. The best news? It worked: They were adopted together. 14/10 for both
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Favorite meme of the day.
December 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Favorite meme of the day.
We all grieve in our own way. Humor is just as valid as tears (and those are not mutually exclusive).
Take care of yourselves and each other.
Take care of yourselves and each other.
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
We all grieve in our own way. Humor is just as valid as tears (and those are not mutually exclusive).
Take care of yourselves and each other.
Take care of yourselves and each other.
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OK folks - gonna say “f” it and gatekeep here:
EMU SKinhead should not be allowed to wear any Star Wars merch.
EMU SKinhead should not be allowed to wear any Star Wars merch.
Captain Charisma Elon Musk tells Katie Miller he wouldn’t do DOGE again if he could do it all over, claims they stopped “$100-$200 Billion” (wide range!) of “zombie payments” just by requiring a “payment code” and “explanation”🧐
(PSA: Bring a pillow for this one)
(PSA: Bring a pillow for this one)
December 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
OK folks - gonna say “f” it and gatekeep here:
EMU SKinhead should not be allowed to wear any Star Wars merch.
EMU SKinhead should not be allowed to wear any Star Wars merch.
Reposting for reference - so many good books I missed this year
(Current read: This Brutal Moon, @dr-bethany-jacobs.bsky.social - love this trilogy!!)
(Current read: This Brutal Moon, @dr-bethany-jacobs.bsky.social - love this trilogy!!)
Welcome to THE BEST BOOKS OF 2025: REVIEWER'S CHOICE!! Reactor's book reviewers have come together to recommend their favorite 2025 reads. How many have you picked up?
Reviewers' Choice: The Best Books of 2025 - Reactor
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December 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Reposting for reference - so many good books I missed this year
(Current read: This Brutal Moon, @dr-bethany-jacobs.bsky.social - love this trilogy!!)
(Current read: This Brutal Moon, @dr-bethany-jacobs.bsky.social - love this trilogy!!)
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PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
Agreed : one side changing the rules to ensure they keep power is cheating
(No matter what side you are on)
Mandate 60% approval for rule changes and bills!
(No matter what side you are on)
Mandate 60% approval for rule changes and bills!
Indiana Republicans are under significant pressure to do something they know is wrong: rig the maps and silence voters.
Washington Republicans are demanding a "9–0 map." That’s not democracy - that’s cheating. They know it, and they’re ashamed, which is why they’re hesitating.
Washington Republicans are demanding a "9–0 map." That’s not democracy - that’s cheating. They know it, and they’re ashamed, which is why they’re hesitating.
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Agreed : one side changing the rules to ensure they keep power is cheating
(No matter what side you are on)
Mandate 60% approval for rule changes and bills!
(No matter what side you are on)
Mandate 60% approval for rule changes and bills!
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Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯
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"Imagine you stole all of the intellectual property in the world. And you're using it to help people write middling emails and make revenge porn about women, and also children. And you're powering this plagiarism and non-consensual porn machine by eating up what's left of humanity's carbon budget."
How to explain AI to your family this holiday season | CNN Business
Politics, football and movies are among the many topics that tend to come up around Thanksgiving. In 2025, a new question may arise at the table: Why the heck is everyone talking about AI, and what sh...
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November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
"Imagine you stole all of the intellectual property in the world. And you're using it to help people write middling emails and make revenge porn about women, and also children. And you're powering this plagiarism and non-consensual porn machine by eating up what's left of humanity's carbon budget."
