Author | Lightnews

Lisa

@celtzo.bsky.social

220 followers 240 following 960 posts

When you snark into the void, the void snarks back…. Who am I? Human, scientist, she/her, ally. A lover of cats, sci-fi, bad movies, video games, murder mysteries, and family (found, blood, and in progress). NOTE: There WILL be typos!!!!!

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · Jul 21

So much derp…

1 3

Reposted by Lisa

George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 6h

950 7.1K 22K

Reposted by Lisa

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 21h

> @newyorker.com

120 3.9K 12K

Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · 4h

This shows my age, but I read that in a Fat Albert rhythm

Reposted by Lisa

Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 6h

Good morning, you spooky cats and kittens

a fat cat with bat wings begging for marshmallow treats shaped like ghosts

3 11 58

Reposted by Lisa

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 22h

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

1.6K 5.7K 29K

Reposted by Lisa

Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 4h

Some people are like a ray of sunshine but it’s that one ray that sneaks through the middle seam in your blackout curtains and hits you right in the eye at 6:30. That ray.

3 23 200

Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · 4h

Just stripped one of these last weekend - the little ones are a bitch

Reposted by Lisa

🅢🅗🅔🅔🅝🅐 @sheena-mck.bsky.social · 4h

Hump Day chuckle
#funny

2 2 21

Reposted by Lisa

Michael A. Stackpole 🇺🇦 @michaelastackpole.bsky.social · 6h

Everything 47 touches dies...

Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 22h

The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.

1 3 15

Reposted by Lisa

Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 7h

Apropos of nothing: It is vitally important to always have a person in your life that will not hesitate to, honestly and kindly, tell you when you are completely full of shit.

160 630

Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · 4h

Yes, please

Eleanor @eleanorlanewriter.bsky.social · 1d

Perhaps you need a grey catbird? #birds #EastCoastKin

A grey catbird sitting on a metal fence post.

Reposted by Lisa

Duchess of Doom @kilagreene.bsky.social · 1d

This little guy says it’s been centuries or possibly millennia since last he was petted. That’s sad, right? Surely you can agree that’s sad.

A blue-eyed, flame-point kitty looking hopefully at the camera. Slightly blurry because he won’t stop moving.

2 1 32

Reposted by Lisa

God @thegodpodcast.com · 1d

Thou shalt not support a man who bulldozes the White House to build himself a golden ballroom whilst the government is shut down because he doesn’t want the financial records tying him to Jeffrey Epstein to come out.

600 7.7K 26K

Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · 1d

@johnrogers.bsky.social - did someone leak a script? :)

Kitty Chandler @mightybattlecat.bsky.social · 2d

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Gina Bellman
@Ginabellman

I absolutely -definitely- positively was not in Paris Yesterday. #LouvreHeist.

[A photo of Gina Bellman sitting in an ornate restaurant holding a wine glass and wearing a red beret.]

(The joke here is that one of actress Gina Bellman's most famous roles over the last ten years is as a master thief, doing thievery.)

1 1

Reposted by Lisa

Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 1d

🎯🎯

720 6.4K 16K

Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · 1d

I assume most of NYC is cheering this?

Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 1d

Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!

Reposted by Lisa

Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 1d

Ignore all laws about altering historic properties ✅
Pave over Rose Garden for tacky Mar-A-Lardo Patio ✅
Demolish East Wing after lying that "It won't interfere with the current building. It'll be near it but not touching it" ✅
Build gaudy $250M Ballroom as public struggles financially ✅

#Ugh🤢✅

1.7K 7.8K 22K

Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · 1d

As an option please…I personally need my non-US posts….

Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · 1d

Um, hey world - I know that we have not always been the best, but we could use some encouragement right now.

Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10.bsky.social · 2d

If you know someone who might need a little encouragement today, please make sure you give it to them.

2 3

Reposted by Lisa

Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 3d

Oh wow

410 4.9K 18K

Lisa @celtzo.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, they can fuck right off

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 2d

The grind culture that birthed many Big Tech companies from Google to Amazon is back.

As the AI race heats up, startups are promoting hardcore cultures like “996,” or working 9 a.m. to 9 p.m., six days a week.