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Bobby Borelando @cfit.bsky.social · 10h

He'd also try to impregnate it

Chicken Puppet @chickenpuppet.online · 16h

Elon Musk couldn’t figure out how to make a pop tart without hurting himself

jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 16h

one thing thats kinda crazy to get your head around is not that the musk and thiel masters of the universe are ungrateful for the vast public infrastructure, public funding of research, and robust systems of laws and rules that made their wealth possible. it's that theyre too dumb to understand it

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PPP Grifter @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 10h

There’s not a chance in hell someone in that orbit did that. All we hear from them is “less taxes”.

That’s just an outright lie. Show us the receipts. Prove it dipshit

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11h

Trump: "By the way, a friend of mine called us the other day and he said 'I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have because of the Democrat shutdown. I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have with the military.' Today, he sent us a check for $130 million. It's gonna go the military."

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11h

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 11h

The first guy to cut an ad with this clip, freeze on it, and come on via voiceover to say "Donald Trump is a pussy" will be the next FDR

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14h

Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."

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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 1d

Just a quick PSA that you have no reasonable expectation of privacy in your public movements. This is why law enforcement can follow YOU or photograph YOU in public without reasonable suspicion or probable cause. Law enforcement doesn’t get “extra” protection in that regard. Goose/gander etc.

Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 1d

Because he’s doing his job…reporting. Because we still live in a free country with a First Amendment and a free press.

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Admiral Benghazi @admiralhalo.bsky.social · 16h

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Justin Fox @byjustinfox.bsky.social · 16h

Hey, remember when Elon Musk was going save hundreds of billions of dollars by revoking Social Security benefits for dead people? Didn't happen, because hardly any dead people were getting Social Security. Instead, there's been a big *increase* in Social Security recipients since Musk's DC stint.

Chart showing the 12-month percentage change in the number of US Social Security beneficiaries, which has increased from 2.7% late last year to 3.8% as of August

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Ersatz Cliff @www.cliffordvickrey.com · 16h

Paul Castellano once said (truthfully) the he was completely alone, except for his money. It’s astonishing that a mob boss was capable of more existential pathos than tech billionaires, who are trying to buy the love of the world that they fail to improve (to put it mildly)

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Greg Wester @gwestr.me · 16h

Sandy Monroe just embarrassed himself on Bloomberg saying Optimus will replace all hospital nurses next year

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 1d

[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate

a tweet from bryan johnson (the smooth technology man who will live forever) that opens with the phrase "I eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate."

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 1d

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ceej @ceej.online · Oct 13

Jack-n’-lantern

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☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · 1d

pov: u just called the two biggest shareholder proxy advisors "financial terrorists" because they oppose ur latest obscene compensation package

Tesla stock dropping precipitously in after-hours trading during the company's earnings call after market close today. The drop bottomed out around 6 pm Eastern, recovered slightly, and is now continuing to nose downward more gently

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Montana Skeptic @montanaskeptic.bsky.social · 3d

Elon received the $56B 2018 package to build a car company. Tesla's directors wants to replace that, and give him another $1T, for destroying the car company. Love the "added context" here.

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · Jul 24

Air Bud Returns (2026)

Air Bud reaches up from the grave, which says "Here lies Air Bud"

Alternate tagline: When there is no more room in doggie heaven, the dead shall walk the earth

Tagline in. photo: "There's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog must stay in Hell"

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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 4d

I just got back from France (terrible wine) and let's just say The Louve was certainly the "jewel" of my trip... ;)

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☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · 3d

this motherfucker gave depositions saying uwu I'm just a small bean whomst only makes little visions networks, how the system actually works and human supervision is supported has nothing to do with me, even though my credibility is being used to sell these safety critical systems

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☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · 3d

damn, this might have been an useful insight when he was at Tesla working on systems that drove human beings into stationary objects without proper safeguards for keeping them engaged as supervisors

Ted Underwood @tedunderwood.com · 4d

Karpathy starts by saying human supervision is needed only because models aren't yet capable enough. But if you look closely at the obstacle ("I want to learn... and become better as a programmer, not just get served mountains of code that I'm told works"), it doesn't go away "when we reach AGI." +

On LLM agents. My critique of the industry is more in overshooting the tooling w.r.t. present capability. I live in what I view as an intermediate world where I want to collaborate with LLMs and where our pros/cons are matched up. The industry lives in a future where fully autonomous entities collaborate in parallel to write all the code and humans are useless. For example, I don't want an Agent that goes off for 20 minutes and comes back with 1,000 lines of code. I certainly don't feel ready to supervise a team of 10 of them. I'd like to go in chunks that I can keep in my head, where an LLM explains the code that it is writing. I'd like it to prove to me that what it did is correct, I want it to pull the API docs and show me that it used things correctly. I want it to make fewer assumptions and ask/collaborate with me when not sure about something. I want to learn along the way and become better as a programmer, not just get served mountains of code that I'm told works. I just think the tools should be more realistic w.r.t. their capability and how they fit into the industry today, and I fear that if this isn't done well we might end up with mountains of slop accumulating across software, and an increase in vulnerabilities, security breaches and etc. x.com/karpathy/statu…

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☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · 3d

killing people for money is way too popular, and the excuses we accept to pretend that's not what is happening are so pathetically paper thin, and the fact that people like Karpathy get to flaunt the fact that they obviously know better after the fact is a huge part of the problem

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Bobby Borelando @cfit.bsky.social · 3d

Ackman is going to make a tweet so long it takes down Twitter

Keubiko 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 3d

I want Mamdani to win. Not because he's a commie train wreck (which he is), but it would be worth it just to see Ackman and other miscellaneous dildos lose their minds. When the best alternative you can field is Andrew "Busy Hands" Cuomo, you have a problem. 🍿🍿