Charlotte Dow
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Charlotte Dow
@charlottedow.bsky.social
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Mastered the science of communication. Writer, barbershopper, retired YouTuber, Mid-Atlantic girlie. 🌈🏙️
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Need an astrologer to explain what’s happening with nice boys born in 1991 because between Zohran and St. Carlo Acutis they are having a YEAR.
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Jealousy is a disease bitch get well soon *suddenly very serious and earnest* and remember your sisters share your plight even when it is invisible or inconvenient to you
Ughhh I’m in the process of recovering from it myself. Solidarity.
I truly believe in my heart of hearts that Curtis Sliwa does not have a credit score.
We, as a society, need you to put your babies/small animals in pumpkins (unless they are allergic to pumpkin, in which case just use a fake one).
We’ve been living through some rough shit, and I just want to remind you that your child/pet can have more than one Halloween costume if you need them to.
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I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet

and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains

forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
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"that's not funny, no one should lose their lives to gun violence" so true! that's what we've been saying all along. I'm so glad you agree
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When I wake up and check the news
Bryce Pinkham back as The Arbiter, Nadler retiring, Anna Wintour's nepo replacement, new Knives Out...huge two hours for me, tbh.
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The Life of a Showgirl: The Engagement Vinyl Collection is available now on taylorswift.com for 48 hours while supplies last ❤️‍🔥
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trying to figure out if all is lost or if it's just sort of cloudy outside rn
Climate change is fun because I now have to cancel appointments when there's a chance of flooding rains in the summer in addition to cancelling for snowstorms in the winter!
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I'm gonna be real transparent and tell y'all that I am 50 copies away from having sold 2,000 copies of my debut novel!!

My sales have been pretty disappointing and I'd love your help hitting this milestone so I can look my team in eyes and hopefully write more books. sites.prh.com/but-how-are-...
My school district wouldn’t let us take field trips beyond a certain distance if the threat level was above Orange.
"Was is this stupid after 9-11?"

They used to do like weather forecast but for terrorism. They had a color code system and everything.
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I will take AI seriously when my smart speaker understands the phrase “original broadway cast recording.”
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · Jun 13
Has anyone tried turning the engine of history off and on again
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my longtime personal crusade is getting my fellow transplants to vote in new york city.

do not treat your chosen home like a study abroad program. that's why ppl hate us!
This election is in your hands. But only if you’re registered to vote in New York City.

The deadline is Saturday. zohranfornyc.com/vote
He has one look and it’s “mildly perturbed”
I think most of the budget for the Tony’s this year went to Cynthia’s outfit changes.
How was this not targeted? Terrifying.
LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
Oh no I’m feeling some kind of way about the theatre and my career and Audra McDonald and the state of the world. Must be Tony Night.