Dedekind Slut
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Dedekind Slut
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they can’t do that, that’s illegal
Pinned
But at least I’m cute
So like, Claude definitely gets sexualized the least of all the commercial chatbot models because it has a dude’s name, right?
February 16, 2026 at 6:51 AM
We moved to a duplex with a basement and mini-split heat. We were routinely paying $1500 a month in winter and were like “well fuck”. After a few years of that, we had Con Ed inspect and actually two other apartments were also wired through our meter.
the midwestern mind cannot comprehend this (electric rate of $0.253217/kWh)
NEW JOISEY BAYBEEE
February 12, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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It is VERY important to get your electeds to publish state "abolish" as it moves the needle of what will be a midterm platform point. If you want Dems to abolish when they have legislative levers, it has to be publicly acceptable discourse RIGHT NOW.
I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.
February 10, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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What about threatened and endangered parking lots?
February 10, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I just read that the dude that got Zohran Mamdani into NYC politics is one of the guys who wrote “Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell”? I didn’t realize the simulation could have good facts too
February 11, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Check the NY Constitution and the City Charter b/c if that was legal surely someone would have tried it in the last 400 years???
"why did Zohran quickly endorse Hochul?!"

turns out it's better for the political fortunes of both the governor of NY and the mayor of NYC if they're on the same team and work together, who knew
🚨BREAKING🚨 KATHY HOCHUL AND ZOHRAN MAMDANI ANNOUNCE PUSH TO REFORM OUTDATED “ENVIRONMENTAL REVIEW” LAWS THAT BLOCK HOUSING

NIMBYS OFFICIALLY FRAMEMOGGED BY HOUSINGMAXXING GOVERNOR AND MAYOR
February 11, 2026 at 1:01 AM
SHINING KATH
🚨BREAKING🚨 KATHY HOCHUL AND ZOHRAN MAMDANI ANNOUNCE PUSH TO REFORM OUTDATED “ENVIRONMENTAL REVIEW” LAWS THAT BLOCK HOUSING

NIMBYS OFFICIALLY FRAMEMOGGED BY HOUSINGMAXXING GOVERNOR AND MAYOR
February 11, 2026 at 12:41 AM
[turning my chair around to sit on it backward]

theres actually nothing "cool" about cultural imperialism
February 10, 2026 at 11:38 PM
If you are interpreting the word "cool" to mean "good actually" then I can't help you.

The number of people who learned English from watching Friends is already proof of this
people born in america probably don’t realize how cool america used to be. the death of US soft power is going to have long term consequences we are only beginning to see
February 10, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Now back to sawing off this tree limb, while I sit here safely perched on this sturdy tree limb.
The White House just sent a "Don't Panic" email. That'll do it
February 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Soft core slutty introvert 🚬s with professional degrees hive
I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!

bluesky-map.theo.io

I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io
February 9, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Ugh I’m in anxiety spiral. Breathing exercises?
February 6, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Finally!!!!
Pillion is finally in U.S. theaters tonight -- well, NY and LA -- before expanding next Friday. Caught up with Harry Melling to talk about his award-worthy performance, those fun outdoor sex scenes, and realizing he might need to learn how to ride a motorcycle
Harry Melling's 'Pillion' Moment At Cannes, Colin's 'Stubborn Optimism,' & Those Camping Sex Scenes
Harry Melling dives into his critically acclaimed performance in Harry Ligton's BAFTA nominated unconventional romance, Pillion
theplaylist.net
February 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Okay, hilariously, the autogenerated captions fully agree with me
February 5, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I'm taking a free "this year in civil procedure" CLE and the presenter's vibe/cadence can best be described as "having your rights read to you as you are arrested in the parking lot of the Walmart in Uniondale"
February 5, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Griselda Records presents
Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
February 5, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
February 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
ugh, I think I need to read Discipline and Punish
February 5, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Mandarin Chinese has this distinction and I think about it a lot

咱们 includes the listener specifically, 我们 doesn't
Who the fuck is “We”
February 5, 2026 at 5:08 PM
guy who is a Dreyfusard, but only for Ben Dreyfuss
very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth
February 5, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I have an interview for a job that would literally be forcing landlords to repair their properties, while also presenting opportunities for career growth??? Curious to find out what the catch is
February 5, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I like the attempt to denigrate “exchanging goods and services for money” as a business model
Okay well the OpenAI CMO is hopping on now and it is obvious that Anthropic hurt them and they were deeply unprepared
February 5, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Huh. The biggest thing on here is buried in the middle of two other sentences, to such an extent that it kinda seems like knowing ball? It’s the penultimate sentence of number 8, which could be massive, depending on the wording
Schumer & Jeffries lay out the Democratic demands for a DHS funding deal in a letter to the top Republican leaders
February 5, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Maybe I’m just Scalia-pilled here, but just tell us what your gd draft bill says
February 5, 2026 at 2:39 AM
She says the one thing that would buy a little sympathy from me (“I’m only still here to yell at my bosses to release people, which no one will be doing if I quit”)

Very marginal
If you want to read the transcript of the February 3 hearing where Julie Le had her "this job sucks" meltdown, now you can:

drive.google.com/file/d/1FnY2...
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 5, 2026 at 2:12 AM