Chelsea Hensley
@chelseabigbang.bsky.social
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Lit agent. Probably watching Golden Girls. She/her. Chelseahensley.com
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chelseabigbang.bsky.social
Updated #nwsl seriousness ranking (least serious to most)

ACFC
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Bay FC
Wave
Chicago
Courage
Royals
Reign
Thorns
Dash
Louisville
Pride
Wash Spirit
Gotham
KC Current
chelseabigbang.bsky.social
Idk why he went on there, Jennifer is not a nice little white lady who's gonna let you slide on shit.
chelseabigbang.bsky.social
Not the I've Had It podcast being too hard hitting for Cory Booker
diplomatofnight.com
Whereas Harris told MSNBC that she believes whether or not Israel has committed genocide is a fair and honest question to ask, Cory Booker explicitly said to the "I've Had it" podcast that he thinks addressing the question of whether Netanyahu has committed crimes would undermine resolving conflict.
chelseabigbang.bsky.social
Another loss of seriousness points for Angel City by having Christen Press on the roster, healthy, and rarely playing her in her final pro season.

Idiots.
chelseabigbang.bsky.social
Young Republicans are between the ages of 18 and

F O R T Y
gregpak.net
Vance, miserable liar that he is, referred to these bigoted, Nazi-flavored Young Republican posts as a "college group chat."

But most of the quoted in the Politico article are GROWN ADULTS with JOBS.

ADULT REPUBLICANS RUNNING A REPUBLICAN ORGANIZATION.

Filth.

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
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johnpfaff.bsky.social
To be clear:

LA County has declared a state of emergency BECAUSE OF the federal government.

The Feds, LA County is (correctly) saying, have CAUSED the emergency.

This is a striking political moment of internal collapse. Local govts feeling compelled to protect their ppl from … their own govt.
Los Angeles County declares state of emergency over immigration raids
Los Angeles County officials voted on Tuesday to declare a state of emergency over ongoing federal immigration raids.
abcnews.go.com
chelseabigbang.bsky.social
Um...I'm not a genius or anything but is this the way to endear yourself to the armed forces orr???
premthakker.bsky.social
NEW: Pentagon officials are forcing staff to watch Pete Hegseth's "Warrior" speech he forced generals to listen to.

Officials are even "testing" staff to see if they watched — and are threatening consequences if they lie about watching it or if they mock it, sources tell @swin24.bsky.social and I.
The Pentagon Is Ordering Staff to Watch Hegseth’s ‘MAGA Garbage’ Speech… Or Else
Defense Department sources tell Zeteo that staff have been warned that if they don’t watch or read the speech, or if they speak negatively of it, they could face severe consequences.
zeteo.com
chelseabigbang.bsky.social
They're trying to kill sands lol
chelseabigbang.bsky.social
I know Pulisic is fuming over that weak ankle
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trestiffany.bsky.social
This is inherently unserious and completely shameless
chelseabigbang.bsky.social
This explains a lot actually
paris.nyc
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
chelseabigbang.bsky.social
They haven't officially announced it's him but from their typical original fare it's most likely straight and "good" is a question lol. It is cyberpunk though which is new for them so they may also be branching out in other ways.
chelseabigbang.bsky.social
(I'm sure it's gonna be pretty tame and pretty vanilla, as Quinn's originals tend to be, but I am happy for Manny who deserves to be hot all the time)
chelseabigbang.bsky.social
PEOPLE!! MANNY JACINTO IS DOING AUDIO EROTICA!!
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dimension20.bsky.social
Luis Carazo was right not to try it 🤢🐟

#AdventuringAcademy
Reposted by Chelsea Hensley
nkalamb.bsky.social
Front page of Scottish newspaper The National today.
How Genocide Happened
chelseabigbang.bsky.social
Anyway agents do line edits, if necessary (I do them even though I hate them and they take a million years but when you need them, you need them) but they should be helpful ones.

Per my publishing conversation rules, if you want to argue about this it does cost money.
chelseabigbang.bsky.social
I accidentally read a reddit thread where an author asked for advice and saw lots of people giving bad advice and now I'm in a bad mood
chelseabigbang.bsky.social
And yet you keep yapping
sallyjenx.bsky.social
Oooooeeee there are a lot of people with gags in their hands on this site. Used to be a nice open space for idea exchange.