Chelsea Hensley
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Lit agent. Probably watching Golden Girls. She/her. Chelseahensley.com
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"ooh! what if we—"
what if we stuck to the plan we originally agreed to and i mentally prepared for. what if we did that
what if we stuck to the plan we originally agreed to and i mentally prepared for. what if we did that
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
"ooh! what if we—"
what if we stuck to the plan we originally agreed to and i mentally prepared for. what if we did that
what if we stuck to the plan we originally agreed to and i mentally prepared for. what if we did that
Got a Bumble match so did the question game thing and asked "what are you really terrible at?" He writes a novel about trust issues (brave and I sympathize or whatever) but I literally put "cooking. I have trouble with buttered noodles 🥴"
The energy gulf is wide
The energy gulf is wide
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Got a Bumble match so did the question game thing and asked "what are you really terrible at?" He writes a novel about trust issues (brave and I sympathize or whatever) but I literally put "cooking. I have trouble with buttered noodles 🥴"
The energy gulf is wide
The energy gulf is wide
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Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
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This is so incredible. You have to see the photos. These workers held the line for THREE YEARS www.publicsource.org/post-gazette...
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
This is so incredible. You have to see the photos. These workers held the line for THREE YEARS www.publicsource.org/post-gazette...
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I can't speak for what was said at the protests, but seeing people react to an anodyne statement like "sacred spaces should not be used to promote activities in violation of international law" as if it were a vicious slur is clarifying.
Zohran Mamdani chastised a Manhattan synagogue that hosted an event promoting migration to Israel and settlements in occupied territories. His stance further tested his strained relationship with pro-Israel Jews in New York.
Mamdani Response to Protest Inflames Tensions with Jewish Leaders
The mayor-elect chastised a synagogue that hosted an event promoting migration to Israel and settlements in occupied territories. His stance further tested his strained relationship with pro-Israel Jews.
nyti.ms
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I can't speak for what was said at the protests, but seeing people react to an anodyne statement like "sacred spaces should not be used to promote activities in violation of international law" as if it were a vicious slur is clarifying.
Fallou smiling, Sangbin serving HELLO
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Fallou smiling, Sangbin serving HELLO
I'm losing interest in 41 yo and I'm also in mourning so now I'm just being a menace and seeing if he can rise to the occasion
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I'm losing interest in 41 yo and I'm also in mourning so now I'm just being a menace and seeing if he can rise to the occasion
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My thoughts on AI anything, really.
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
My thoughts on AI anything, really.
WHY does Twellman call all the Miami games? Can we just live????
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
WHY does Twellman call all the Miami games? Can we just live????
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We have all normalized it at this point because it never stops, but it is fucking psychotic that the mayor elect of New York City who has never said an anti-Semitic thing in his life has to answer "what do you say to Jews who feel unsafe" as a condition of doing any interview.
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
We have all normalized it at this point because it never stops, but it is fucking psychotic that the mayor elect of New York City who has never said an anti-Semitic thing in his life has to answer "what do you say to Jews who feel unsafe" as a condition of doing any interview.
Edier Ocampo is my enemy but good luck to him
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Edier Ocampo is my enemy but good luck to him
Vancouver getting ready to run on the field man
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Vancouver getting ready to run on the field man
LAFC going out sad
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
LAFC going out sad
I'm at home and watching soccer and so I thought I was feeling kind of okay but I took the dogs out and it was dark and quiet and just us and I realized I am not okay after all.
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I'm at home and watching soccer and so I thought I was feeling kind of okay but I took the dogs out and it was dark and quiet and just us and I realized I am not okay after all.
Spanish coach war went to JCA this time
Gotham's win will be defined by Juan Carlos Amorós not hesitating to sub Bruninha for Reale while Adrián González waited too long to sub Hal Hershfelt.
Bruninha was instrumental in finding Lavelle at the top of the box, while Hershfelt routinely deals with that play if she isn't hampered by injury.
Bruninha was instrumental in finding Lavelle at the top of the box, while Hershfelt routinely deals with that play if she isn't hampered by injury.
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Spanish coach war went to JCA this time
Switched over just in time to watch the Whitecaps score
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Switched over just in time to watch the Whitecaps score
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November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This is a TERRIBLE end to the season for the Spirit. Just absolutely terrible.
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This is a TERRIBLE end to the season for the Spirit. Just absolutely terrible.
Again and always apparently
Can someone investigate what the hell is going on at the Spirit that they don't seem to be able to keep many of their players healthy?
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Again and always apparently
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Hal Herschfelt was excellent throughout this final and is obviously important to what the Spirit want to do. But it's hard to do that if you can't run. Washington coaching staff needed to make the obvious call earlier; insane to me that they didn't.
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Hal Herschfelt was excellent throughout this final and is obviously important to what the Spirit want to do. But it's hard to do that if you can't run. Washington coaching staff needed to make the obvious call earlier; insane to me that they didn't.
Bruninha's ponytail is SWANGIN
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Bruninha's ponytail is SWANGIN
Her crying on the bench makes me really sad. Hate she was put in that position when she clearly shouldn't have been.
I really feel for Hal. That's not on her, but she's gonna think it is.
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Her crying on the bench makes me really sad. Hate she was put in that position when she clearly shouldn't have been.
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People are going to be critical of the Spirit not making a change, and if that result holds, it’s a valid talking point…
But this stat is a bigger talking point for me, along with the fact that through 80, the Spirit don’t have a shot on target. Not going to win a lot of games when that’s the case.
But this stat is a bigger talking point for me, along with the fact that through 80, the Spirit don’t have a shot on target. Not going to win a lot of games when that’s the case.
The Washington Spirit have yet to score on Gotham FC in 2025
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
People are going to be critical of the Spirit not making a change, and if that result holds, it’s a valid talking point…
But this stat is a bigger talking point for me, along with the fact that through 80, the Spirit don’t have a shot on target. Not going to win a lot of games when that’s the case.
But this stat is a bigger talking point for me, along with the fact that through 80, the Spirit don’t have a shot on target. Not going to win a lot of games when that’s the case.
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Adrian Gonzalez didn't get that one right. The extended time with 10 while Hershfelt got treatment, having her come back on when her step was gone, it all led to that Gotham goal
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Adrian Gonzalez didn't get that one right. The extended time with 10 while Hershfelt got treatment, having her come back on when her step was gone, it all led to that Gotham goal
But also Bruninha hive we are eating
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
But also Bruninha hive we are eating