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Chesapeake Bae @chesapeakebae.bsky.social · 2d

Troy Barnes. Sexy Dracula.

Troy Barnes shirtless with toilet seat cover with "Dracula" written on it. Community Season 2, episode 6

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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 3d

Federal workers aren’t getting paid, but of course Kristi Noem gets two private jets costing taxpayers $172 million.

Nothing new from the people who are also sending $40 billion to Argentina while refusing to fund our own government. Shameful.

Coast Guard Buys Two Private Jets for Noem, Costing $172 Million

www.nytimes.com

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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 4d

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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 4d

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

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nick @vossbrink.bsky.social · 5d

🎶I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was cuffed again. This happens all the time; it's inflatable.🎶

Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 5d

Well, you can finally cross “I’ve seen a handcuffed, inflatable penis” off your bucket list

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 5d

Pure evil 😡

www.comicsands.com

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Chesapeake Bae @chesapeakebae.bsky.social · 5d

And a special fuck you to the person driving a cybertruck with an upside down Maryland flag in the drive way. Double idiot!

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 5d

the US government has arrived on bluesky

4 panel comic

Panel 1: A group of people just having a lovely time. Everyone is laughing

Panel 2: An absolute Federal Agent appears in the middle of the group laughing like an obnoxious robot

Panel 3: The group quickly disperses, leaving the gross creepy agent by himself

Panel 4: The agent touches his ear and says “arrest their moms”

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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 6d

Block list for Trump regime government accounts. How to Dismantle a Dictatorship, Step 4: Block validation. #3E bsky.app/profile/did:...

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 6d

white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Chesapeake Bae @chesapeakebae.bsky.social · 6d

Hey. We're still waiting for a way to unhide posts.

Chesapeake Bae @chesapeakebae.bsky.social · 6d

Rest easy, Chop.

WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 6d

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 6d

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

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Bride of Rehaminator - see pinned! @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 7d

This is tomorrow night btw

Bride of Rehaminator - see pinned! @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 9d

Heya folks! I'm happy to announce that I'll be doing a bonus stream for my fundraiser. I'm so hyped about it that I had to put it on the flyer that I finally sat down and made!

Join me and @littlekuriboh.bsky.social this Friday night for Fortnite!

Details in alt text and on the flyer

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Chesapeake Bae @chesapeakebae.bsky.social · 6d

I was told that's new and last furlough they were under another category. They're literally creating reasons to fire us now.

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Chesapeake Bae @chesapeakebae.bsky.social · 6d

So. Excepted federal employees weren't allowed to work on Monday because it was a federal holiday. We all got furlough notices because WE WERE NOT ALLOWED TO WORK.

Those notices are categorized as Disciplinary and Adverse Actions. This is my first disciplinary action since I started working here.

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Chesapeake Bae @chesapeakebae.bsky.social · 8d

My brain is 100% absent today. Lol

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 8d

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 8d

A win! A federal judge has temporarily blocked the Trump admin from carrying out mass layoffs during the ongoing government shutdown. The case centers on Trump’s statements indicating that the planned firings would be politically motivated, targeting employees based on their political affiliation.

cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov

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DD Coutts @deedeecoutts.bsky.social · Jan 30

This is going to be my mantra for the next four years

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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 9d

Gonna be hanging out with the lovely @drrehaminator.bsky.social for a spooky session of Fortnite in his fundraiser on Friday!

Lotta F words!

Bride of Rehaminator - see pinned! @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 9d

Heya folks! I'm happy to announce that I'll be doing a bonus stream for my fundraiser. I'm so hyped about it that I had to put it on the flyer that I finally sat down and made!

Join me and @littlekuriboh.bsky.social this Friday night for Fortnite!

Details in alt text and on the flyer

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Blue Wave @votebiue.bsky.social · 9d

Even the animals aren’t safe….

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Chesapeake Bae @chesapeakebae.bsky.social · 9d

He's be like a Gusher. Firm on the outside with an unsettling squish at the end.

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Chesapeake Bae @chesapeakebae.bsky.social · 9d

Fuck Ice and fuck those that support their bullshit.

This is Chop. He was shot and killed by masked assailants in plain clothes who go by ICE. They showed up at his door "looking for migrants after receiving a tip." The son of the family asked if they could wait before entering the home while he put Chop away in the bathroom, as the dog can be aggressive with strangers.
According to the family, it is at this point that the son went to his pickup truck to retrieve his ID and a Border Patrol agent entered the home, opened the bathroom door, and shot Chop. None of the agents helped the family, who desperately tried to render aid to Chop, as he bled to death on the kitchen floor. Unsurprisingly, the agent who shot their dog then hid from them and refused to give his name. Even more unsurprising, they did not find any evidence of the migrants they were there to terrorize in the first place.
Do not open your door for these fucking losers.

Rest easy Chop

14/10

CBP Office of Professional Responsibility:
202-344-1808
JointIntake@cbp.dhs.gov
El Paso Border Patrol Sector:
915-834-8400
fpfelpaso@cbp.dhs.gov
Rep. Veronica Escobar (El Paso):
915-541-1400
veronica.escobar@mail.house.gov
https://kfoxtv.com/news/local/el-paso-family-claims-border-patrol-killed-their-dog-during-search-cbp-reviewing-incident-texas-tx

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Bride of Rehaminator - see pinned! @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 9d

Heya folks! I'm happy to announce that I'll be doing a bonus stream for my fundraiser. I'm so hyped about it that I had to put it on the flyer that I finally sat down and made!

Join me and @littlekuriboh.bsky.social this Friday night for Fortnite!

Details in alt text and on the flyer

Text reads: Every Wednesday, Saturday, and Sunday, all October and November you can tune in and help raise money for diabetes research!

Donors are automatically entered to win prizes that include: a set of metal ttrpg dice, steam game keys, gift cards, and all 3 mask replicas from Halloween 3 Season of the Witch!

Bonus Stream! Friday October 17th (made a mistake on the flyer it's not the 18th it's the 17th) at 8 pm EDT/5 pm PDT guest host Little Kuriboh will be streaming Fortnite with Dr Rehaminator!

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