merr🥭
@chiffonades.bsky.social
merr (rhymes with air). they/them. DC. south indian. 30+. @chiffonades on twt
if you cook your leftover turkey in a spoonful of gravy it’s way more palatable
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
if you cook your leftover turkey in a spoonful of gravy it’s way more palatable
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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Heard real-life baby alligator noises and had to do an animation.
February 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Heard real-life baby alligator noises and had to do an animation.
I had this whole week off work and now it’s the “regular weekend” and i’m not ready 😭
i have the saturday scaries
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I had this whole week off work and now it’s the “regular weekend” and i’m not ready 😭
i have the saturday scaries
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
i have the saturday scaries
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Hegseth needs to be in jail for the rest of his life, and that’s the moderate option.
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Hegseth needs to be in jail for the rest of his life, and that’s the moderate option.
he also pronounces chocolate as “cocklet”
my little nephew pronounces truck as “cuck”
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
he also pronounces chocolate as “cocklet”
nintendo switch 2 is significantly heavier in handheld than original switch
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
nintendo switch 2 is significantly heavier in handheld than original switch
my little nephew pronounces truck as “cuck”
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
my little nephew pronounces truck as “cuck”
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Indigenous actress Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Indigenous actress Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake
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Sony throwing this movie away for pennies is the biggest fumble in entertainment history since Fox signed away the merch rights to Lucas for Star Wars
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Sony throwing this movie away for pennies is the biggest fumble in entertainment history since Fox signed away the merch rights to Lucas for Star Wars
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Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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thanksgiving meal! turned out super good actually
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
thanksgiving meal! turned out super good actually
these are so good together
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
these are so good together
happy thanksgiving!!
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
happy thanksgiving!!
kicking my mom out of the kitchen before i add a stick of butter into the mashed potatoes. ignorance is bliss
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
kicking my mom out of the kitchen before i add a stick of butter into the mashed potatoes. ignorance is bliss
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"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
man the bear in the big blue house puppet works quite incredibly
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
man the bear in the big blue house puppet works quite incredibly
golden sun series please
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
golden sun series please
i also made an orange pistachio loaf the other day
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i also made an orange pistachio loaf the other day
say hello to the shroom log
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
say hello to the shroom log
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this is what ten years of obsession with "wokeness" in the media was trying to get to btw bsky.app/profile/mari...
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
this is what ten years of obsession with "wokeness" in the media was trying to get to btw bsky.app/profile/mari...
thanksgiving menu:
- orange herb turkey breast
- mushroom wellington
- green bean casserole
- mashed potatoes
- pumpkin mac and cheese (was butternut but we have lot of pumpkin now)
- sweet potato apple arugula salad with goat cheese crumbles
- pear jalapeno cranberry sauce
- pumpkin cheesecake
- orange herb turkey breast
- mushroom wellington
- green bean casserole
- mashed potatoes
- pumpkin mac and cheese (was butternut but we have lot of pumpkin now)
- sweet potato apple arugula salad with goat cheese crumbles
- pear jalapeno cranberry sauce
- pumpkin cheesecake
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
thanksgiving menu:
- orange herb turkey breast
- mushroom wellington
- green bean casserole
- mashed potatoes
- pumpkin mac and cheese (was butternut but we have lot of pumpkin now)
- sweet potato apple arugula salad with goat cheese crumbles
- pear jalapeno cranberry sauce
- pumpkin cheesecake
- orange herb turkey breast
- mushroom wellington
- green bean casserole
- mashed potatoes
- pumpkin mac and cheese (was butternut but we have lot of pumpkin now)
- sweet potato apple arugula salad with goat cheese crumbles
- pear jalapeno cranberry sauce
- pumpkin cheesecake
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fodlan’s most annoying polycule #fireemblem #fe3h
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
fodlan’s most annoying polycule #fireemblem #fe3h
thanksgiving win: my picky 4 year old nephew liked food i made for dinner
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
thanksgiving win: my picky 4 year old nephew liked food i made for dinner