Jack B
@chiggitychack.bsky.social
Stay sharp,
Keep fit,
Make good decisions.
Lexington, KY USA
Keep fit,
Make good decisions.
Lexington, KY USA
The Chicago Bears of Anaheim
The Chicago Bears are threatening to move to Northwest Indiana over state leaders' inaction on financial aid for the team's planned Arlington Heights stadium.
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December 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The Chicago Bears of Anaheim
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
The Centrist Eggman ™️ displaying his unwashed hands after using the bathroom
December 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The Centrist Eggman ™️ displaying his unwashed hands after using the bathroom
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Inside you there are two Biffs.
December 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Inside you there are two Biffs.
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Read this: www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Read this: www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
@profanity.accountant fire away, commander
November 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
@profanity.accountant fire away, commander
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social hey it’s that weird guy who talks about his son’s donger
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social hey it’s that weird guy who talks about his son’s donger
RIP to those valve casings
DO NOT CLEAN SNOW OFF THE BLEACHERS WITH YOUR TRUMPET
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
November 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
RIP to those valve casings
PUNTS FOR THE PUNT GOD
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
PUNTS FOR THE PUNT GOD
Go for the onside kick, Dave Doeren
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Go for the onside kick, Dave Doeren
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ole miss job is now spoken for
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
ole miss job is now spoken for
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its very rare you can pull together a duo that repulses people from all walks of life, but they knocked it out of the park here
Follow Election Night developments with real-time political and cultural analysis from Charlamagne Tha God, Ben Shapiro and more.
Watch CNN's Election Livecast starting at 8:30p ET at CNN.com/watch
Watch CNN's Election Livecast starting at 8:30p ET at CNN.com/watch
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
its very rare you can pull together a duo that repulses people from all walks of life, but they knocked it out of the park here
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Wrote this three years ago. The football parts held up fine, not that it was hard to predict
Rub some church on it
"If this is found, then I'd rather be lost."
www.jasonkirk.fyi
November 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Wrote this three years ago. The football parts held up fine, not that it was hard to predict
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It's tough, Mamdani seems like a great guy and inspiring candidate but when you look at the sterling coalition standing against him (Cuomo, Musk, Trump, The NY Post, Dave Portnoy, Bill Ackman, Chuck and Amy Schumer, the little guy from Shark Tank) it's hard to know for certain.
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It's tough, Mamdani seems like a great guy and inspiring candidate but when you look at the sterling coalition standing against him (Cuomo, Musk, Trump, The NY Post, Dave Portnoy, Bill Ackman, Chuck and Amy Schumer, the little guy from Shark Tank) it's hard to know for certain.
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A very specific and heartfelt good morning to Natalie Maines
I did not mean to conjure this day yesterday or to be an Andy Rooney but I need you to know that the kids know nothing of the post-9/11 Iraq War Era.
In my second of two opinion writing seminars for MPP students today, I was asked about getting canceled in the future over writing today. I immediately responded with my deeply held belief that only The Chicks ever have been canceled. 3 of the 65 people laughed; everyone else was very confused.
November 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
A very specific and heartfelt good morning to Natalie Maines
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This is the perfect description of her music
This new Florence album makes me want to cry and fight.
November 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This is the perfect description of her music
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As a Dodgers fan, I literally feel like Sarah Connor at the end of the first Terminator. That’s how good the Blue Jays were.
Like we won but I’m so traumatized I’m going to lose custody of my son because I trained him to shoot weapons in Nicaragua and I’ll end up in a max cell at Pescadero
Like we won but I’m so traumatized I’m going to lose custody of my son because I trained him to shoot weapons in Nicaragua and I’ll end up in a max cell at Pescadero
November 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
As a Dodgers fan, I literally feel like Sarah Connor at the end of the first Terminator. That’s how good the Blue Jays were.
Like we won but I’m so traumatized I’m going to lose custody of my son because I trained him to shoot weapons in Nicaragua and I’ll end up in a max cell at Pescadero
Like we won but I’m so traumatized I’m going to lose custody of my son because I trained him to shoot weapons in Nicaragua and I’ll end up in a max cell at Pescadero
Bunting is for cowards
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Bunting is for cowards
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1,416,977,400,000 Vietnamese Dong for Brian Kelly’s current buyout at the current exchange rate.
October 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
1,416,977,400,000 Vietnamese Dong for Brian Kelly’s current buyout at the current exchange rate.
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Texas had 8 first downs in the entire game. EIGHT.
October 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Texas had 8 first downs in the entire game. EIGHT.