ChloeTheCaracal
@chloethecaracal.blacksky.app
31, Unapologetically black, a young woman from the Chi :)
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sam altman is being sued by his SISTER for sexual abuse. who gives a shit about his dogshit product that’s corroding brains and vaporizing the planet??? what is going on in this fuckin world
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
sam altman is being sued by his SISTER for sexual abuse. who gives a shit about his dogshit product that’s corroding brains and vaporizing the planet??? what is going on in this fuckin world
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“Winter Morning Blues”
December 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
“Winter Morning Blues”
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He got up and was like I have two goals today (1) to get drunk (2) to win the war of 1812
Man arrested, accused of robbing Tulsa liquor store with antique gun
Man arrested, accused of robbing liquor store with antique gun
The Tulsa Police Department arrested a man accused of robbing a south Tulsa liquor store with an antique gun on Friday night.
www.fox23.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
He got up and was like I have two goals today (1) to get drunk (2) to win the war of 1812
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The billionaire fascists are buying up media outlets trying to stave off that pendulum swing and their every act just means that joint is going to come through like a wrecking ball.
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The billionaire fascists are buying up media outlets trying to stave off that pendulum swing and their every act just means that joint is going to come through like a wrecking ball.
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Man arrested, accused of robbing Tulsa liquor store with antique gun
Man arrested, accused of robbing liquor store with antique gun
The Tulsa Police Department arrested a man accused of robbing a south Tulsa liquor store with an antique gun on Friday night.
www.fox23.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Man arrested, accused of robbing Tulsa liquor store with antique gun
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ELLEN RIPLEY BUILT THIS IN A CAVE!
WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!
WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
ELLEN RIPLEY BUILT THIS IN A CAVE!
WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!
WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!
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I need God to go head & discontinue the Trials & Tribulations Package immediately.
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I need God to go head & discontinue the Trials & Tribulations Package immediately.
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"According to the Illinois Sunshine Database, Scott, Ald. Emma Mitts (37th Ward), Ald. Anthony Beale (9th Ward), Ald. Stephanie Coleman (17th Ward), Ald. Pat Dowell (3rd Ward), and Ald. Greg Mitchell (7th Ward) have received thousands of dollars in donations from the Sacks"
NEW — With Mayor Johnson and a fraction of the Chicago City Council seemingly at an impasse, one question surrounding the budget debate is why some alders would choose implementing regressive fees on working people over taxing corporations.
thetriibe.com/2025/12/alte...
thetriibe.com/2025/12/alte...
Alternate Chicago budget from 26 alders leans on regressive fees. Why? • The TRiiBE
Proposing increased garbage fees and liquor taxes poses less of a risk for some alders
thetriibe.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
"According to the Illinois Sunshine Database, Scott, Ald. Emma Mitts (37th Ward), Ald. Anthony Beale (9th Ward), Ald. Stephanie Coleman (17th Ward), Ald. Pat Dowell (3rd Ward), and Ald. Greg Mitchell (7th Ward) have received thousands of dollars in donations from the Sacks"
I thought he was singing Prince until the chorus came.
Why wear a Pirince shirt if you finna sing Michael?
This was peak fune niggatry, here 😭.
Why wear a Pirince shirt if you finna sing Michael?
This was peak fune niggatry, here 😭.
December 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I thought he was singing Prince until the chorus came.
Why wear a Pirince shirt if you finna sing Michael?
This was peak fune niggatry, here 😭.
Why wear a Pirince shirt if you finna sing Michael?
This was peak fune niggatry, here 😭.
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I know your stomach finna lock up like bad brakes on black ice.
Bout to finish off these Thanksgiving leftovers
a man in a white shirt is behind a glass wall
ALT: a man in a white shirt is behind a glass wall
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I know your stomach finna lock up like bad brakes on black ice.
I need a new bed. My bed is killing my back slowly. Still paying off this one.
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December 8, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I need a new bed. My bed is killing my back slowly. Still paying off this one.
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I feel like everybody forgot about Bloodline (2015) because the second season was trash. That first season???? I think it helped too, just in building Netflix reputation. Peaky Blinders too. Then Dark blew the foriegn prestige TV side open. It was all up from there.
December 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I feel like everybody forgot about Bloodline (2015) because the second season was trash. That first season???? I think it helped too, just in building Netflix reputation. Peaky Blinders too. Then Dark blew the foriegn prestige TV side open. It was all up from there.
Technically Breaking Bad reruns really got that MFer jumping, but these sent them to the moon.
House of Cards & The Crown started the foolery. 😭 yall gave them too much.
December 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Technically Breaking Bad reruns really got that MFer jumping, but these sent them to the moon.
Meow. 🍿
Oh shit not my man and Jordan collaborating?!
Yeah I think I really do like a caramel skin tall man with green eyes
Yeah I think I really do like a caramel skin tall man with green eyes
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Meow. 🍿
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Had to go to Google... even though I already knew....
December 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Had to go to Google... even though I already knew....
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Saying 'God knows my heart' after laughing at something that surely reserved me a VIP section in Hell >>>>>>
December 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Saying 'God knows my heart' after laughing at something that surely reserved me a VIP section in Hell >>>>>>
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Doechii deserves everything and more.
December 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Doechii deserves everything and more.
So this is the start, huh? Yall terrorized Pastor today 😭😭😭😭.
Somebody said my momma is and i quote “ a young 73”
Listen demon you stay away from her
Listen demon you stay away from her
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
So this is the start, huh? Yall terrorized Pastor today 😭😭😭😭.
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who asked for your opinion, Forrest Niggaker.
Why dont you just let your husband take the photos?
December 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
who asked for your opinion, Forrest Niggaker.
I wonder if dude can smell hisself or if he too used to the stench to notice. 😒
December 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I wonder if dude can smell hisself or if he too used to the stench to notice. 😒
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Lord 🙏🏾 please let me hurry up and meet a dummy!! Tomorrow, please I pray. Amen.
it’s gonna be a lot of celebs getting caught like this 😭😂 shoulda just took the L In silence at this point
December 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Lord 🙏🏾 please let me hurry up and meet a dummy!! Tomorrow, please I pray. Amen.