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Maaj
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Pfp alt text: a loc'd Black man's partial reflection from the screen of a mounted mini arcade cabinet
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paypal has its own cryptocurrency and is offering higher saving increase than what the feds are offering on savings accounts.

this is a trap
January 15, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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I strongly support the Black rhetorical device of calling anything online that looks a little fugazi as AI

What used to be a serious area of research predating the internet itself is now a catchall for wackness and poor taste
January 15, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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Framing y'all. FRAMING. FRAMING. FRAMING.

Train that muscle now while you still have access to information that is truth-adjacent cause the zone is only gonna get muddier.
January 15, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I'm betting that feeling emboldened by the faux plausible deniability of GenAI videos plays a role in some of the violence ice perpetrates.
January 15, 2026 at 7:46 AM
I'm looking ts up now, it's gotta be the bee's knees.
Just saw someone snort powdered bee venom like a line of coke.
January 15, 2026 at 7:21 AM
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Gun to yo head spit a Birdman verse.
January 14, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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Ey, she didn’t wear that for you or your gaze.

Remember, no one on this planet exists to please your senses.
January 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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ICE has banged on my door twice in the past 24 hours, screaming at me thru the window. i have safely sent my child off to her grandparents. i am not suicidal. i am physically disabled and unarmed. i'm in baltimore county. they have been spotted all across MD. be safe.
January 14, 2026 at 1:10 PM
If you are an audience member that yells 'woo' every single time instead of laughing during live recording of a stand up special.

I fucking hate you.
January 14, 2026 at 10:48 AM
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I do not care that Joe Rogan, who built his platform by being racist and sexist, thinks ICE agents are out of control. He’s still a racist moron.
January 14, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Combine a movie and TV show title:

Citizen Sleeper Cell
Fuck a job, when we getting this shit back in blood, activate me then 🫡
January 14, 2026 at 9:24 AM
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I really hate this. 2 whole years of study and she's not only an "expert" in someone else's tradition, she's commodified it.
It kinda looks like a yt lady just took Wushu and put it on a yoga mat, and then renamed it WeaponUp.

weaponup.com
January 14, 2026 at 9:16 AM
It kinda looks like a yt lady just took Wushu and put it on a yoga mat, and then renamed it WeaponUp.

weaponup.com
January 14, 2026 at 9:02 AM
It used to be unique and now it's not.
But my first and middle name flow nicely together imo.
Y’all like y’all’s first name? I hate mine.
January 14, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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This should be a national shutdown
Unions and community orgs are calling for a Minnesota-wide shutdown in 10 days to protest the ferocious assault by federal immigration agents. They're saying on Jan 23, no work, no school, no shopping. SEIU Local 26, UNITE HERE Local 17, & others are supporting, w/ more to join. By me, Amie Stager
“We Are Facing a Tsunami of Hate”: Amid ICE Crackdown, Unions and Community Groups Call for Minnesota Shutdown in 10 Days
Following the ICE murder of Renee Good and an assault on the state by federal immigration forces, a labor-community coalition is calling for residents to refuse to work, shop or go to school on Januar...
inthesetimes.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:00 AM
January 14, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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The most annoying thing about getting older for me is watching friends and family go into "villian arcs" because they just now are wrestling with reality and losing.
January 14, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Shook that MF out like a dirty rug.
January 14, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Oh Father Time, you raggedy b-
January 14, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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A reminder that my strip took over Dilberts vacant spot in the Washington Post after they dropped his ass. 😎

www.stlpr.org/show/st-loui...
How a St. Louis cartoonist replaced 'Dilbert' in the Washington Post
"Heart of the City" replaced "Dilbert" in the Washington Post.
www.stlpr.org
January 13, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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I think the most impressive thing about Panera is convincing people that half a sandwich is okay
January 13, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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Any blacksky.app users who get banned from bsky should try logging into the staging.blacksky.community website. Looking to get feedback + identify any lingering bugs. Email [email protected] with those.

Missing data from non-Blacksky hosted accounts + older posts is expected
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staging.blacksky.community
January 13, 2026 at 3:53 PM
January 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
After eating a 10 strip and living through the subsequent bad trip.
When does a man’s third eye open?
January 13, 2026 at 1:43 PM