Chris LUFC
@chrisbrough99.bsky.social
Leeds fan, project manager, public servant, homebrewer, runner
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![Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:
[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]
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CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us.
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CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.
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CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-
BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister
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BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?
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HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill
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HITLER:
What we are proposing -
CHURCHILL:
Hang on
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HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -
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CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here
BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate
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CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate
You don't debate fascists
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HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!
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HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...
CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-
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HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!
BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak
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Happy Halloween!
Keep a close eye out today for witches being driven around the countryside by their root vegetable chauffeurs in a hollowed out marrow car.
Keep a close eye out today for witches being driven around the countryside by their root vegetable chauffeurs in a hollowed out marrow car.
October 31, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Happy Halloween!
Keep a close eye out today for witches being driven around the countryside by their root vegetable chauffeurs in a hollowed out marrow car.
Keep a close eye out today for witches being driven around the countryside by their root vegetable chauffeurs in a hollowed out marrow car.
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[me, a journalist who spends alll day every day on captain birdseye’s app after he’s replaced the discovery algorithm with “birdsAI”, a large language model built to his own preferences] it seems a lot of people have legitimate concerns about the lack of fishfingers in adverts, we should cover that
[me, a journalist who spends all day every day on a social media app where the discovery algorithm is personally controlled by its owner, captain birdseye] you know, a lot of people are talking about fish fingers, we should probably cover that
October 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
[me, a journalist who spends alll day every day on captain birdseye’s app after he’s replaced the discovery algorithm with “birdsAI”, a large language model built to his own preferences] it seems a lot of people have legitimate concerns about the lack of fishfingers in adverts, we should cover that
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I can’t stop thinking about this. So let me present a thread called “Matt trying to keep track of the first 40 seconds of the video”
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I can’t stop thinking about this. So let me present a thread called “Matt trying to keep track of the first 40 seconds of the video”
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Did you know that if you buy my book on Amazon, Jeff Bezos makes 5 times as much as I do on each copy sold? Sharing some behind-the-scenes book math on why buying directly from presses is best for EVERYONE (except Bezos) in my newsletter today! aubreyhirsch.substack.com/p/book-math
October 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Did you know that if you buy my book on Amazon, Jeff Bezos makes 5 times as much as I do on each copy sold? Sharing some behind-the-scenes book math on why buying directly from presses is best for EVERYONE (except Bezos) in my newsletter today! aubreyhirsch.substack.com/p/book-math
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The rikishi are taking-in the town and doing what we all do when in London.
Seeing the sights, admiring the parks, shopping on High Street, taking tea at Fortnum's, using the olde phonebox, eating Chinese, and having a terrific time.
Seeing the sights, admiring the parks, shopping on High Street, taking tea at Fortnum's, using the olde phonebox, eating Chinese, and having a terrific time.
October 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The rikishi are taking-in the town and doing what we all do when in London.
Seeing the sights, admiring the parks, shopping on High Street, taking tea at Fortnum's, using the olde phonebox, eating Chinese, and having a terrific time.
Seeing the sights, admiring the parks, shopping on High Street, taking tea at Fortnum's, using the olde phonebox, eating Chinese, and having a terrific time.
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(Duck church)
Duck preacher: give us this day our daily bread
*duck parishioners start going wild and quacking HALLELUJAH*
Duck preacher: give us this day our daily bread
*duck parishioners start going wild and quacking HALLELUJAH*
October 14, 2025 at 6:49 AM
(Duck church)
Duck preacher: give us this day our daily bread
*duck parishioners start going wild and quacking HALLELUJAH*
Duck preacher: give us this day our daily bread
*duck parishioners start going wild and quacking HALLELUJAH*
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All my comics have happy endings!
October 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
All my comics have happy endings!
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I'm not afraid that AI can do my job, I'm afraid of the world where we agree that the pisspoor approximation of my job it ~can~ do is all we need
February 22, 2024 at 1:29 PM
I'm not afraid that AI can do my job, I'm afraid of the world where we agree that the pisspoor approximation of my job it ~can~ do is all we need
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Full time. Spurs win it. 'Cheat, cheat, cheat' is the chant from the home fans. Referee made a lot of poor calls and Struijk will feel unfortunate for the two goals, but still silver linings in there for Leeds. Beat them on every metric except the one that matters. #lufc
October 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Full time. Spurs win it. 'Cheat, cheat, cheat' is the chant from the home fans. Referee made a lot of poor calls and Struijk will feel unfortunate for the two goals, but still silver linings in there for Leeds. Beat them on every metric except the one that matters. #lufc
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Some good news.
London is meeting legal limits for toxic NO2 pollution for the first time – almost 200 years earlier than predicted – following the Mayor’s "world leading air pollution policies," City Hall announces.
The Ultra Low Emissions Zone - and similar policies - really do work.
London is meeting legal limits for toxic NO2 pollution for the first time – almost 200 years earlier than predicted – following the Mayor’s "world leading air pollution policies," City Hall announces.
The Ultra Low Emissions Zone - and similar policies - really do work.
September 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Some good news.
London is meeting legal limits for toxic NO2 pollution for the first time – almost 200 years earlier than predicted – following the Mayor’s "world leading air pollution policies," City Hall announces.
The Ultra Low Emissions Zone - and similar policies - really do work.
London is meeting legal limits for toxic NO2 pollution for the first time – almost 200 years earlier than predicted – following the Mayor’s "world leading air pollution policies," City Hall announces.
The Ultra Low Emissions Zone - and similar policies - really do work.
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Wales nor Leeds United confirming the exact extent of Dan James ankle injury yet but what we know is a hell of a lot better than what was incorrectly rumoured.
#lufc
www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/sport/footba...
#lufc
www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/sport/footba...
Craig Bellamy says Daniel James has an ankle injury. I'm hearing weeks not months. But not ACL, thankfully.
#lufc
#lufc
September 30, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Wales nor Leeds United confirming the exact extent of Dan James ankle injury yet but what we know is a hell of a lot better than what was incorrectly rumoured.
#lufc
www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/sport/footba...
#lufc
www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/sport/footba...
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30 years ago today:
Tony Yeboah uncorks The Finest Thunderbastard In The History Of Thunderbastards.
Tony Yeboah uncorks The Finest Thunderbastard In The History Of Thunderbastards.
September 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
30 years ago today:
Tony Yeboah uncorks The Finest Thunderbastard In The History Of Thunderbastards.
Tony Yeboah uncorks The Finest Thunderbastard In The History Of Thunderbastards.
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there is no magic money tree
the nations credit card is maxed out
we are all in it together
the nations credit card is maxed out
we are all in it together
September 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
there is no magic money tree
the nations credit card is maxed out
we are all in it together
the nations credit card is maxed out
we are all in it together
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We don’t all share the same internet. The personalised algorithm has siloed us into parallel worlds
September 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
We don’t all share the same internet. The personalised algorithm has siloed us into parallel worlds
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Fly him here, he can get to work on the motorway bridges
September 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Fly him here, he can get to work on the motorway bridges
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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You don’t say.
The Less You Know About AI, the More You Are Likely to Use It
AI can seem magical to those with low AI literacy, a new study finds. That, in turn, might make them more willing to try it.
www.wsj.com
September 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
You don’t say.
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Great Yarmouth is set to host the biggest neo-nazi music festival in over a decade. The Home Office has the power to block entry of overseas bands, which will scupper the promoters plans. But they won’t act unless we demand it. Email the Home Office now: hopenothate.org.uk/2025/08/28/g...
Great Yarmouth to Host Britain’s Biggest White Power Concert in Years – HOPE not hate
Great Yarmouth is set to host the largest white power music gig held in the UK for at least 10 years, HOPE not hate can...
hopenothate.org.uk
August 30, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Great Yarmouth is set to host the biggest neo-nazi music festival in over a decade. The Home Office has the power to block entry of overseas bands, which will scupper the promoters plans. But they won’t act unless we demand it. Email the Home Office now: hopenothate.org.uk/2025/08/28/g...