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Chris Hanel

@chrishanel.com

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Fights for the users. Broadcast Designer @supportclass.net, Lead Production Designer @gamesdonequick.com, official Effectively Wild Scorekeeper (@ewstats.com), trivia host/nerd, chronic Twins fan. (he/him) Links/info: https://chrishanel.com

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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 6h

You could have watched the entire history of the Seattle mariners in less time than that game took

Stelle (not the space train one) @stellezen.bsky.social · 6h

While it's on my mind, y'all haven't seen this I highly recommend it, it may be nearly 4 hours long but it's one of my favorite sports docs ever made
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIgK...

The History of the Seattle Mariners: Supercut Edition

YouTube video by Secret Base

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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 6h

OFFICIAL @johnchoiniere.bsky.social WELLNESS CHECK

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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 6h

(•_•)
<) )╯JORGE POLANCO
/ \

( •_•)
\( (> TWINS
/ \

(•_•)
<) )╯LEGEND
/ \

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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 6h

I WAS 40 MINUTES TOO EARLY

Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 7h

Jorge Polanco is about to become a folk hero

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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 6h

This game's gone so long, Kirby and Skubal are ready to come back in as relief

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Mike Engel @michaelengel.bsky.social · 7h

Some dude who did the 9/9/9 challenge is sober and hungry again.

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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 7h

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 7h

At some point you just have to declare the other AL slot vacant and hold some kind of conclave, right?

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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 5d

neutral fan watching the Tigers/Mariners series: wow, these games! so tense! what fun!
Tigers/Mariners fans watching the Tigers/Mariners series: I have eaten a great deal of my own hair.

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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 7h

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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 7h

Ah! Well, nevertheless,

Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 7h

Jorge Polanco is about to become a folk hero

Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 7h

Jorge Polanco is about to become a folk hero

Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 7h

Bottom of the 13th starting!

Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 7h

This game is constantly asking the question “but what if more nonsense?”

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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 7h

Okay we’ve now long surpassed that point

Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 8h

Quickly approaching "It's a shame that there has to be a winner" levels of quality baseball

(but also go mariners)

Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 8h

Quickly approaching "It's a shame that there has to be a winner" levels of quality baseball

(but also go mariners)

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Sam Miller @sammillerbb.bsky.social · 8h

Pretty simple from here: Naylor steals second. Naylor steals third. Naylor steals home.

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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 9h

I have so many friends who are about to die of heart attacks in the next hour regardless of the outcome of this baseball game

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Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 1d

Make shorter games with worse graphics and fewer shareholders

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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 1d

picture of paul dano with the caption "DOES HE KNOW?"

Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 2d

Brought to you by the makers of the "UBER!" chant

Matt Martell @mattmartell.fangraphs.com · 2d

Yankee fans are booing at the singing of "O Canada" before tonight's Game 4. Pretty poor taste

Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 2d

Welcome to your 40's. Here's your complementary back brace and strange need to tinker with appliances.

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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 2d

As a tiny Iowan, this guy was the first athlete who I knew, and could say the name of. He was practically a folk hero.

Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 3d

a cartoon monkey wearing a pirate hat and a guitar

Alt: a monkey regretfully plays a joke rimshot with a deadpan stare

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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 3d

Future @supportclass.net clients are going to have a hard time topping this thank-you gift we got from @fish866.bsky.social in the form of a branded competitive nerf blaster

Chris is holding a white and purple heavy duty nerf blaster that has Support Class branding on it. Chris is smiling a lot

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