Chris' RacCoons
@chrisraccoons.bsky.social
We're a gaze (hence they/them) of shitposting raccoons originally on Twitter to mock Chris Coons. #AnimalCaucus.
Our jokes are meant to amuse us, but they COULD amuse you, too. Who can say?
If you recognize us, no you don't (please).
Our jokes are meant to amuse us, but they COULD amuse you, too. Who can say?
If you recognize us, no you don't (please).
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We follow people whose interactions we enjoy, so have fun! We do sometimes unfollow to protect mental health; please don't take it personally
If you're following us, we hope it's because you enjoy what we post! Welcome! If you're not enjoying it, no worries about unfollowing.
We follow people whose interactions we enjoy, so have fun! We do sometimes unfollow to protect mental health; please don't take it personally
We love that the artist caught our good side. Just kidding - we look good from every angle
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
We love that the artist caught our good side. Just kidding - we look good from every angle
So based on the comments, we bought a pack this time and it's actually pretty good? And tastes a bit like Ricola, but as a good thing?
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
So based on the comments, we bought a pack this time and it's actually pretty good? And tastes a bit like Ricola, but as a good thing?
We're really starting to develop some FONMO
Maybe some healthy FONMO
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
We're really starting to develop some FONMO
That's one (semi-joke) Xmas gift down....
November 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
That's one (semi-joke) Xmas gift down....
We heard she slept with RFK Sr and is actually RFK Jr's mother, making the horrors even more unfathomable
Ryan Lizza confirms that Olivia Nuzzi slept with LBJ
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
We heard she slept with RFK Sr and is actually RFK Jr's mother, making the horrors even more unfathomable
Decided to shut the music on final approach because "Knocking on Heaven's Door" didn't feel good for landing.
Not a terrible day to fly.... And loving the reupholstered seats!
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Decided to shut the music on final approach because "Knocking on Heaven's Door" didn't feel good for landing.
For those of you who don't think capitalization matters: enjoy your MAGAzines. 🙄
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 AM
For those of you who don't think capitalization matters: enjoy your MAGAzines. 🙄
Not a terrible day to fly.... And loving the reupholstered seats!
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Not a terrible day to fly.... And loving the reupholstered seats!
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do you believe in ghosts or are you like me, a person who finds themself saying all the time “I absolutely don’t believe in ghosts, but this place has ghosts.”
November 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
do you believe in ghosts or are you like me, a person who finds themself saying all the time “I absolutely don’t believe in ghosts, but this place has ghosts.”
Someone drew a portrait of us?!??
Upon a casual request from a new acquaintance I drew three raccoons in a trench coat. The meme or whatever was recently explained to me. Made this a couple days ago I think, day's go by so fast the older I get.🫠
#art #traditionalart #pencilart
#art #traditionalart #pencilart
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Someone drew a portrait of us?!??
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Who wore it better? (Knitpicks catalog)
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Who wore it better? (Knitpicks catalog)
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Hey, since Patton Oswalt was reinstated, maybe Bluesky moderation can reinstate someone who was banned for doing the exact same thing.
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Hey, since Patton Oswalt was reinstated, maybe Bluesky moderation can reinstate someone who was banned for doing the exact same thing.
Who wore it better? (Knitpicks catalog)
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Who wore it better? (Knitpicks catalog)
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I am well aware that they are and will continue to do massive damage to this country
but does it feel like they’re on a glide path to successful authoritarian consolidation anymore? I submit that it does not
but does it feel like they’re on a glide path to successful authoritarian consolidation anymore? I submit that it does not
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I am well aware that they are and will continue to do massive damage to this country
but does it feel like they’re on a glide path to successful authoritarian consolidation anymore? I submit that it does not
but does it feel like they’re on a glide path to successful authoritarian consolidation anymore? I submit that it does not
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I listened to the Megyn Kelly clip and my takeaway is that she should change her name to Megyn R Kelly
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I listened to the Megyn Kelly clip and my takeaway is that she should change her name to Megyn R Kelly
Not entirely sure what bubble.blue is doing, but we're in company that's far too good for us.
(This is the "Last Month" version.)
(This is the "Last Month" version.)
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Not entirely sure what bubble.blue is doing, but we're in company that's far too good for us.
(This is the "Last Month" version.)
(This is the "Last Month" version.)
We shall call it John Fetterbot
Russian Robot Faceplants on Stage During Moscow Showcase https://gizmodo.com/russian-robot-faceplants-on-stage-during-moscow-showcase-2000685134
Russian Robot Faceplants on Stage During Moscow Showcase
The humanoid robot industry is still a little shaky on its feet.
gizmodo.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
We shall call it John Fetterbot
We genuinely love the word "alpharandomly." It might be the most raccoon word ever created on this here skyline.
So alpharandomly. The worst kind.
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
We genuinely love the word "alpharandomly." It might be the most raccoon word ever created on this here skyline.
Remember to always say "Oh, shit!" on Bluesky.
If you instead say "Oh, shoot!" you might end up permabanned.
If you instead say "Oh, shoot!" you might end up permabanned.
Guys, Bluesky has made it abundantly clear that it’s going to take any type of death threat seriously- even if it’s a reference.
Like the Steven universe comic, or when someone even said to jump into a lake and Bluesky took that as a death threat.
This is actually quite consistent for them
Like the Steven universe comic, or when someone even said to jump into a lake and Bluesky took that as a death threat.
This is actually quite consistent for them
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Remember to always say "Oh, shit!" on Bluesky.
If you instead say "Oh, shoot!" you might end up permabanned.
If you instead say "Oh, shoot!" you might end up permabanned.
There it is. The worst thing we've posted.
OK, yes- the worst thing we've posted so far.
OK, yes- the worst thing we've posted so far.
This is why we keep asking you to put in cuck chairs, Zoo.
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
There it is. The worst thing we've posted.
OK, yes- the worst thing we've posted so far.
OK, yes- the worst thing we've posted so far.
Atlanta's new tourism slogan:
Come visit Mylanta.
Come visit Mylanta.
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Atlanta's new tourism slogan:
Come visit Mylanta.
Come visit Mylanta.
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honestly I hope some veterinary clinic somewhere is offering neuterings at a reduced price this month
because "no nut november"
because "no nut november"
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
honestly I hope some veterinary clinic somewhere is offering neuterings at a reduced price this month
because "no nut november"
because "no nut november"
Why are "Do not eat" and "Donut. eat." so similar?
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Why are "Do not eat" and "Donut. eat." so similar?
Thunderstorms in November.... That's fine, right?
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Thunderstorms in November.... That's fine, right?