Chris Stantis
@chrisstantis.bsky.social
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Bioarchaeologist, chemist | Nerd, coffee snob, loves fresh air and equality | She/her | Museum lover, but not museum apologist
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Cuties don't have to make the bed
Old brown, grey, and white dog in hotel bed
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Mind the gap.

#Archaeologists are excited about #dinosaurs as much as everybody else - but we don't dig them. Not literally.

That's where our colleagues in #palaeontology come in - there's a good sixty-four million years of evolutionary history between the Flintstones and their pets. 🏺🦕
Drawing of a prehistoric hunter with a spear in one hand standing high up on an edge upon piled up different layers with all kinds of material included. On the ground below a dinosaur is looking up at the rathe puzzled looking hunter. A note indicates the distance between them: "≈ 64 million years".
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This @nhm.org display was first opened in 1996 and you can tell
Photo of red, blue and yellow diagram of mountain creation
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I'm a victim of my own skimming, sorry 😆
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Love it. Honestly my only 'critique' is that your main points could have been acronymized to SHIRT
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I love the warm weather (esp paired with the cool nights right now), but this photo went across my timeline and I'm missing these wide cold expanses.
Cedar Breaks, Utah
Photograph of snowy mesas and canyons. Red rock and cedars are visible with a crisp blue sky.
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This almond looks like it's cosplaying as an acorn
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It's that time of year again, when I bully friends I admire into trying for a W-G symposia grant
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"The new media and technologies by which we amplify and extend ourselves constitute huge collective surgery carried out on the social body with completedisregard for antiseptics."
- Marshall McLuhan, 1964
Book cover of 'Understanding Media: The Extensions of Man' by Marshall McLuhan
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I'll be interested to see nationwide trends for university student enrollment this semester.
SIU flatlined for the first time in years: the push for growth in regional and first-gen students evened out the absolute tanking of international enrollment.
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Living in a walkable city, even a small one, means I can walk to my doctor's appointment and stop by the library as a lil treat on the way back.
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This is a great composition for a statue or painting, they're both so regal in their stances!
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Where in the Bible? Did he think there was a Book of Gantt? That Paul laid out Jesus' schedule? Methuselah didn't live long, he was just well-organized and got a lot done?

Can he at least tell us if he thought Gantt was Old or New Testament?
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My course about birding & creative code is also secretly (shhhh) a course about critical data thinking.

Which is one of the most important skills you could possibly cultivate in this age of AI and misinformation.

Autumn cohorts start September 23rd... join me?

jerthorp.me/learning

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Why birds & data?
To see the whole picture.
Data is a system, not a thing.
To truly understand data, you need to know how it gets made, how it is changed by the processes of computation, and how the choices we make in representing it affect the stories that can be told.
Birding offers a way to get intimate with this entire system. To watch as our observations become data. To see how they are recast and reshaped by algorithms and models. To explore the many practical and poetic ways we might tell our data's story.
Through birding, data is revealed not as static record, but as a living process of which we (and our feathered neighbors) are very much a part.
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booooo. Boooo those presses
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appraisals and reviews NOW now? That schedule keeps shifting up, doesn't it??
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Endless juggling, am I right? When I drop something, I just hope to hell it was a plastic ball and not a glass one.
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The artist coulda called it 'canola' but nah, they knew what they were doing
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I need a poster-size version of this from @theonion.com . I'd call it my self-portrait.
portion of political cartoon where a disgruntled person in a lab coat holds a piece of paper saying 'Notice: Funding Revoked". The person is labelled 'Research Scientist Sickos'
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I've moved on average every 18 months of my adult life, but my email's remained the same.
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I have had the same phone number for ~23 years and the same email address for 22, in spite of having lived at [counts, struggles] at least 16 different addresses in that span. I don't have a point here, there's just something odd about modern communications.
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The fact that this poster has all the aesthetic of a Southern Baptist youth mission trip is killing me
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I *just* realized pastoral care refers to ministry and not herd management. I know you can just keep following the thread to Latin pastor for ‘shepherd’ but I was cutting the middle out. 😵‍💫