Alex Christofi
@christofi.bsky.social
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Publishing director, Transworld (part of Penguin UK) Author, CYPRIA and DOSTOEVSKY IN LOVE (Bloomsbury) My words are my own alexchristofi.com
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christofi.bsky.social
Amazing to see CYPRIA right after Dawkins as one of the Guardian's best ideas books of 2024! www.theguardian.com/books/2024/d...
christofi.bsky.social
I'm so pleased to be shortlisted for the London Hellenic Book Prize alongside some wonderful other books on the Hellenic world!
lhellenicprize.bsky.social
Alex Christofi's Cypria: A Journey to the Heart of Cyprus, published by Bloomsbury. @christofi.bsky.social @bloomscontinuum.bsky.social @bloomsburybooksuk.bsky.social
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thebrainofchris.bsky.social
This is the only proper way to watch Beckett. This person understands Beckett on a level you and I cannot even hope to.
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TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
One Star Review of Waiting for Godot on Broadway
I recently attended Waiting for Godot on Broadway and spent over $1,400 for two Row C seats (103 and 104). I'm a longtime admirer of Broadway productions and even hold a season pass for Shea's Performing Arts Theatre, so I came in with genuine enthusiasm and high expectations. Unfortunately, this show was unlike anything ! have ever experienced —and not in a good way.
What I encountered was not the artistry, music, or emotional storytelling I usually associate with Broadway, but instead what felt like an endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters who seemed trapped in their own madness. I tried-truly tried-to find meaning, symbolism, or even a thread of emotional resonance. I stayed through the first half hoping the second would offer clarity. But by intermission, it was clear: this was a waste of both time and money.
Keanu Reeves is an actor I respect greatly, but I cannot fathom why he would agree to participate in such a disjointed, inaccessible production. His talent was lost in a performance that defied reason rather than provoked insight.
To anyone considering attending: unless you are drawn to highly abstract, nearly incomprehensible theater, I strongly caution you against this show. For the average, educated, thoughtful theatergoer, it is far more frustrating than fulfilling. In my opinion, this was the single most disappointing Broadway experience I've ever had - an unfortunate waste of money and, more importantly, of time.
christofi.bsky.social
Can't wait for this! It's so exciting.
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roopikarisam.bsky.social
So grateful to @mmagency.bsky.social, esp. @agentbal.bsky.social who helped me figure out this book (and how to not write like an academic!), and to @christofi.bsky.social at @torvabooks.bsky.social and @sarahhaugen.bsky.social at @harperbooks.bsky.social who are excellent editors. I got so lucky. 🥰
mmagency.bsky.social
We are absolutely delighted to announce DATA EMPIRE: A Human History of Records and Rule by the incredible @roopikarisam.bsky.social 🧮

DATA EMPIRE will be published by PRH in the U.K. and HarperCollins in the US in July 2026
christofi.bsky.social
my heart goes out to the hand wringers who simply don't know how best to make all that lovely money
rivertam.bsky.social
Heard from a friend at Disney+ that there are multiple levels of freakout internally, both from internal dissatisfaction, concerns about subscription cancelations, and of course the big one: concern about a boycott spilling over into parks and cruises.
christofi.bsky.social
I find it so funny that royals give themselves so many badges and buttons to show they are good at kinging, it's like a 5 year old found the teacher's sticker drawer. Bless
christofi.bsky.social
Honestly - one of the mysteries of my childhood was why none of the grown ups ever produced said tooth comb. I imagined it must be a kind of multi-flosser.
christofi.bsky.social
This has shaken me to my core
hannahposts.bsky.social
I definitely thought of this word as pain-staking, which doesn't actually make any sense now that I think about it
The word painstakingly, with a hyphen between pains and takenly
christofi.bsky.social
'what is your citation house style?'
'plagiarism'
richardcarr.bsky.social
AJP Taylor - not a referencing guy
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christofi.bsky.social
The new Terry Deary book has my favourite endpapers I have ever produced. It's like something by Francesco Bassano but way more surreal
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colincarlson.bsky.social
i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
christofi.bsky.social
It seems that actually understanding things is no longer necessary, laments - *checks byline* - Rod Liddle?
Headline: First reading dies, then knowledge, then science. It's the Disenlightenment.
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garethlpowell.bsky.social
In the bookshop this morning:

PARENTS: “Okay, we’re leaving now.”

CHILD: *pulls another book from the shelf and sits down *

CHILD: “Then I guess this is goodbye.”
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brianbilston.bsky.social
The mathematician John Venn was born on this day in 1834. To commemorate the occasion, here’s a poem in the form of a Venn diagram.
Poem title: At the Intersection
 
The poem is divided into two overlapping circles.
 
The left-hand circle is titled ‘me’ and the text reads:
the day we
went out to have
an ice-cream, we said nothing
just let our silence melt in
the air as we walked across the common
our love never tiring at all
 
The right-hand circle is titled ‘you’ and the text reads:
we should
have talked it over but
nothing ever seems to get
in your fat head. You are so
common that I wish we’d never met
at all and I’d married Tim instead
 
In the intersection of the poem (where the two circles overlap), the text reads:
we
have
nothing
in
common
at all
christofi.bsky.social
*pauses for two full seconds, before nodding once, decisively*
christofi.bsky.social
This 2,500 year old Siberian tattoo goes hard.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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brushingboots.bsky.social
Love old papers. Fancy having such a list today!