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Chris Rabbit

@christopherrabbit.bsky.social

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cannabis industry artist, leftist malcontent, and general deviant. current Animal Care & Behavior student @ uni 📚 i block ai enthusiasts & intolerant people 🤘🏼

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Chris Rabbit @christopherrabbit.bsky.social · 42m

"if you want some butter, it's under my face."
when offering table seasonings or butter/sauces with dinner.

Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 11d

what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.

Chris Rabbit @christopherrabbit.bsky.social · 2h

looks like a person in a horror movie that is about to have some like black shit seeping out of their eyes and a too-wide smile.

Chris Rabbit @christopherrabbit.bsky.social · 3h

novel*

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Chris Rabbit @christopherrabbit.bsky.social · 3h

yeah i saw a bunch of that when I searched it...did not see the thing about the Nazi romance normal though.

ugh.

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Chris Rabbit @christopherrabbit.bsky.social · 4h

Goddammit... what did Anne Rice do?

oh. goddamnit.

well, at least Morgan Llewellyn is still fucking awesome.

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Chris Rabbit @christopherrabbit.bsky.social · 4h

when it's misty & the fair weather folk stay inside, you get the whole park to walk a Lily Belle and smoke a joint in the middle of the day

A brown (umber) and white husky / malamute mix is sniffing around in a blanket of fallen brown leaves, with a purple harness and a purple leash being held by a tattooed hand. The hand has several tattoos on the fingers and some of the fingernails are painted black. The hand is holding a cannabis cigarette that is in the process of being smoked.

Chris Rabbit @christopherrabbit.bsky.social · 4h

no thanks I don't read articles at Nazi bars.

Have fun monetizing Nazi traffic.

Chris Rabbit @christopherrabbit.bsky.social · 4h

it's not about perfect.

it's about not being a fucking scumbag.

It's about not capitulating to facism.

it's about not sacrificing marginalized groups.

Go back to posting at your Nazi bar, substack goofy.

Chris Rabbit @christopherrabbit.bsky.social · 5h

I love some of the comments here.

"he's having them beat us a little bit so the other ones don't beat us more"
"if he tells the cops to do something they might resist him!"
"i love boots, let me see if I could fit a whole one down my throat"

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Chris Rabbit @christopherrabbit.bsky.social · 5h

except "purity test" is just something that liberals trot out when leftists have morals and principles.

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Chris Rabbit @christopherrabbit.bsky.social · 5h

yes the old "Schrodinger's control of the police"

Chris Rabbit @christopherrabbit.bsky.social · 17h

fuck ice forever, shit needs to be dismantled and these fuckers need to face tribunals.

Chris Rabbit @christopherrabbit.bsky.social · 17h

sheriffs in mass are wildly corrupt. They sell everything from drugs to phones to McDonalds inside of the jails. Old Essex County Sheriff used to pull prisoners from the jail to go do work on his house and landscaping and shit.

Chris Rabbit @christopherrabbit.bsky.social · 17h

yeahhhh I feel like they don't control the police and them rotating multiple units through is them showing that they're not in the officials control.

Chris Rabbit @christopherrabbit.bsky.social · 19h

also bears mentioning that these are the fastest, strongest, and most vicious correctional officers in the prisons.
They are trained to respond to the most minute provocation with extreme violence, often seriously injuring inmates.

Chris Rabbit @christopherrabbit.bsky.social · 19h

(loud screaming inside head)

Yeah that really fucking is something else.

Chris Rabbit @christopherrabbit.bsky.social · 19h

that's a SORT team member.

Their entire job is to wear protective gear that protects them from literally everything while they pile onto prisoners and beat the shit out of them.

aka the "turtle squad".

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Chris Rabbit @christopherrabbit.bsky.social · 20h

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The state police attacked protesters multiple times today, what the fuck are you smoking?

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 21h

Troopers just violently attacked protesters, tackled several, several arrests, shoving activists and press with batons.

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Chris Rabbit @christopherrabbit.bsky.social · 20h

then the illusion shatters and he admits in front of everybody that he can't actually do anything that he fucking promised, that he doesn't control his own people, and that his words were fucking empty hollow bullshit.

Chris Rabbit @christopherrabbit.bsky.social · 20h

she's a fucking fascist who thanked Hitler 2.0 in her acceptance post.

This is honest reporting to you?

Chris Rabbit @christopherrabbit.bsky.social · 20h

One woman's life gone and one life thrown away because people can't have any fucking manners.

sad waste of life.

Chris Rabbit @christopherrabbit.bsky.social · 20h

oh yeah?

did you just start watching this today?

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Chris Rabbit @christopherrabbit.bsky.social · 20h

chickenshit reporting too, no mention of these judges names only the name of the judge who made the original order days ago

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Chris Rabbit @christopherrabbit.bsky.social · 20h

this is ass reporting, this apellate panel have names.

Chris Rabbit @christopherrabbit.bsky.social · 20h

didn't you see?

They had to go through him to get to his people!