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chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · Dec 26

In a contest of Chun-Li vs Chumlee, Chun-Li has the advantage in the fighting competition, while Chumlee has the advantage in the history competition. So it would come down to the bikini competition

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 21h

can i say something without everyone getting mad

CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 22h

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 8h

AI has lost the dunce vote. It’s over

Nate Silver
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I'm just one person, and my programming needs are somewhat unusual (building various kinds of statistical forecasting models). But I'm just not seeing the consistent productivity gains from LLMs that I would have expected if you'd asked me 6 months ago.

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 11h

Tim Heidecker is so good at this.

WHAT an incredible experience getting to perform at the Riyadh comedy festival. I left feeling grateful and humbled by his majesty’s generosity. I’ll never forget this memorial experience and all the fun we had. Hope to do it again soon.

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chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 8h

The male loneliness epidemic could be solved by giving every man an ape friend

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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 𓅰 🐱 @lucavi.bsky.social · 17h

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 16h

i’m running for president in 2028, this is my platform:

- no more spam texts and calls
- smaller cars with weaker headlights
- imprison every person in ice and the trump administration on a remote island for a thousand years

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chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 1d

NYT be like: In Chilling Move, China Seeks to Sap Sun's Energy to Expand Energy Ambitions

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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 2d

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 2d

chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 2d

(Getting shot in the head) ah terrible rng this run

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 2d

Around this time of year, brits will wear ‘poppies’ out of deep respect for the international heroin trade

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🇪🇨 Olga the Ghoulette 🇱🇧 @popeolga.meangirls.online · Apr 12

Bill Maher jerked off my uncle at Quiznos

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chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 2d

Meet the young Tories dreaming of a cure for scurvy

Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 3d

Is this real or am I in a coma?

Young Conservative with a Doctor Who question mark pullover.

chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 2d

Too late. I have already depicted you as the drawing of children aged 5-6 years having spent more than three hours of television a day

chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 3d

Reading thru the "funny gramma" cards at the store and audibly sighing "that's not even that funny"

chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 3d

What's the most you ever lost on a cumswap

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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 6d

The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · Dec 30

If the Hamburgular targeted Wendy’s they would not know what hit them. It would be fucking crazy

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 6d

If you watch closely, you'll see they're doing this opposite an actual funeral procession.

Cristian Farias @cristianfarias.com · 6d

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

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Emissary Of Night | ليلى @diplomatofnight.com · 7d

Van Jones got shamed so much for joking about dead babies in Gaza with Bill Maher that he tried to personally apologize to imam Dr. Omar Suleiman on Twitter but nobody is accepting the apology because it's not a real apology it's a "I didn't say that but if I did I didn't mean to".

@omarsuleiman
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Truly disgraceful and vile @VanJones68.
I'm sorry dead Gaza babies bother you so much. Maybe tell the people paying you to put lipstick on a genocide to stop killing them.
@ Mario Nawfal @ (F @MarioN... 1d
• • VAN JONES WARNS OF IRAN-QATAR SOCIAL MEDIA CAMPAIGN
Jones claims Qatar and Iran running massive disinformation operation on TikTok and Instagram to divide the West using repetitive Gaza casualty content. x.com/

Van Jones
@VanJones68
X.com
Yeah, I messed up on this one. And I'm sorry. I was trying to raise awareness about foreign
adversaries creating chaos online - which is undermining democracy everywhere. But what I said was easily misunderstood, and the way I said it was flat-out insensitive.
Babies are dying every day in Gaza.
Nobody should dispute that fact or make light of it in any way. To the people living in fear and burying family members every day, of all

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onion person @junlper.beer · 7d

i have been collecting screenshots like these lately

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 6d

They brought the post back lol. Finish the job. Ban Singal. Rescue your platform.

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 6d

Bluesky deleted my post complaining about the CEO lol. I did not delete it myself! Full on Lowtaxing from Jay here.

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chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 7d

Ape watching me pick up a sock with my toes: maybe we are not so different. You and I

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Harms Committed @harmscommitted.com · 8d

"Both Google and Apple recently removed Red Dot, an app people can use to report sightings of ICE officials."

"Google told 404 Media it removed apps because they shared the location of what it describes as a vulnerable group."
#USA #Deportation #EthnicCleansing

Google Calls ICE Agents a Vulnerable Group, Removes ICE-Spotting App ‘Red Dot’

The move comes as Apple removed ICEBlock after direct pressure from U.S. Department of Justice officials and signals a broader crackdown on ICE-spotting apps.

www.404media.co

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