Chris
chrsphr.uk
Chris
@chrsphr.uk
Mostly Scottish. Map lover, lithophile, tech person. Vitreous lustre, poor cleavage. he/him 🏳️‍🌈
📍Edinburgh
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January 13, 2026 at 6:36 PM
lol
Welsh Westminster Voting Intention:

PLC: 29% (+10)
RFM: 25% (-5)
LAB: 13% (-2)
GRN: 12% (-2)
CON: 12% (-1)
LDM: 6% (-2)

Via @yougov.co.uk, 5-12 Jan.
Changes w/ 28 Nov - 10 Dec.

My Seat Model:

PLC: 15 (+11)
RFM: 12 (+12)
GRN: 2 (+2)
CON: 2 (+2)
LDM: 1 (=)
LAB: 0 (-27)
January 14, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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I feel obliged to share this masterpiece from my brother:
January 14, 2026 at 11:17 AM
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good morning
January 14, 2026 at 8:59 AM
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Merry Feast of the Ass, y’all!
January 14, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Buses are awesome - someone else does the driving and they get to use all the special lanes to skip the traffic? Yes please!
January 14, 2026 at 8:19 AM
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Loooove soup
January 14, 2026 at 3:40 AM
My fav bit of Heated Rivalry was the Loons

youtu.be/DVFBUIGfcJk?...
Why Hollywood loves this creepy bird call
YouTube video by Vox
youtu.be
January 13, 2026 at 9:35 PM
these captchas getting a little bit out of hand ngl
January 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM
fucking good stuff
Sharing, or threatening to share, a deepfake intimate image without consent is a criminal offence.

This offence, created by the Data Act last year, will be brought into force this week, and I will make it a priority offence in the Online Safety Act too.

www.gov.uk/government/s...
Secretary of State statement to the House of Commons: 12 January 2026
DSIT Secretary of State statement after concerns over Grok AI.
www.gov.uk
January 13, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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New Tesla feature to automatically create explicit images of pedestrians it passes on the street newsthump.com/2026/01/13/n...
New Tesla feature to automatically create explicit images of pedestrians it passes on the street
In a bold new step for innovation, disruption, and asking “has anyone actually thought this through?”, Tesla has unveiled a software update that automatically generates non-consensual explicit imag…
newsthump.com
January 13, 2026 at 11:08 AM
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The Scottish Government has agreed to both key
@scottishgreens.org tax proposals:

✈️ A new tax on the 12,000 private jet flights taken in Scotland every year

🏰 A 'Mansion Tax' on £1 million+ homes

This will raise millions for services like schools and our NHS.
January 13, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Vladimir Putin, February 2022
That is the question
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 PM
the tough thing is, the A9 takes so long to dual that by the time it's done you've got to go back to the start and do it all over again
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I feel like the left has always had an answer to this?
Who has time for children under the crushing pressure of the cost of living, everything from housing, healthcare, childcare, and work life balance.
January 13, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I love the ready to drink raw mozzarella they sell in the supermarkets 🥰
January 13, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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The utterly shameless & widely covered "report" out today, claiming net zero will "cost" £9tn is based on:

* Assuming free fossil-fuel energy, free petrol cars, free gas boilers, free gas power plants etc

AND

* Including climate damages in the "cost" of net zero

I kid you not, it is that stupid
🧵A political/media guide to the "truth" about net-zero

1) Add up costs to install & run a net-zero energy system
2) Pretend fossil-fuelled alternatives wld be free
3) Do say "eco zealots are bankrupting us"
4) Don't say "free cars if we scrap net-zero" cos it sounds ridiculous
5) That's it!

1/10
January 13, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Some people need to stop evaluating Heated Rivalry as if it's an elevated form of queer media... It's just trash, but it's GOOD trash.
Queers deserve trash too sometimes.
January 13, 2026 at 9:26 AM
I know tiled window managers/compositors are the hot new thing, but this is my Linux desktop journey
January 13, 2026 at 9:16 AM
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rail companies when u show them your train that you paid for was severely delayed
January 13, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Who says English can't do compound words like German
January 12, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Apple picks Google’s Gemini AI for its big Siri upgrade
SIri, powered by Google.
www.theverge.com
January 12, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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Based and Ed-pilled
Special delivery from the Lib Dem media team to the lobby to “pep you up for the rest of the afternoon”
January 12, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Can't believe it's taking so long for X to be blocked and/or removed from app stores. I seriously thought the one thing we agreed on as a society is that kiddie porn is extremely illegal
January 12, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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Kemi, this is just a population density map
January 12, 2026 at 8:01 AM