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Той, що MarmadukeCChuff

...when she looks at me and laughs, I remind her of the facts: I'm the king of rock 'n' roll, completely...

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https://t.co/23iFmhe0ru
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Читання 2025 in progress

Дуже сподобалась, але доведеться згодом перечитати, бо тут три чи чотири сюжетні лінії (ті самі історії нерозвʼязаних злочинів) з просто купою персонажів. За першим читанням, особливо, коли читаєш, коли і як попало, важко було всіх втримати в голові
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November 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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When I was about that age, I presumed that the worse the work was, the more you should get paid, and I was kind of surprised that working in sewers wasn’t a good way to earn money.
My 8-year-old, after 10 minutes of helping me clean out the garage: I think it should be--the more your body hurts when you're working, the more money you should make.
November 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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It’s best to think of the New York Times as a games company that does propaganda for pedophiles, Confederates and Nazis on the side.
Seriously, what is wrong with these people?
November 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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NEW Midnight Pals episode!! Stephen King tells the tale of THAT 🤡🤡🤡
midnight-pals.simplecast.com/episodes/the...
The Tale of THAT | Submitted for the Approval of the Midnight Pals
It's a full moon, and Stephen King's evil alter ego, Richard Bachman, has escaped!
midnight-pals.simplecast.com
November 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Pope Leo absolutely cooking
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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Oh!
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.

www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Lorenzo de Medici’s pet giraffe used to wander 1480s Florence sticking its head in second story windows to be fed by excited neighbors (or eating their ribeye is herbs) and this is a great visual to help imagine it.
PHOTO OF THE DAY. A policeman stops traffic to let a man carrying an inflatable rubber giraffe cross the road on his way to the British Industries Fair in London (1935)
📷 google images
November 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Once again, @yaelrice.bsky.social and I published this article in 2020 so that no one ever has to debunk this vile nonsense point-by-point ever again. As we write (see the next post in this thread)...

hyperallergic.com/604897/how-s...
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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A ballistic vest meant to stop a bullet “is definitely going to keep you safe from a sandwich thrown at you," Sean Dunn's defense attorney argued.
November 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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When I said I would try to see things from another person’s point of view ONLY if their POV is based in objective reality, this is why.
November 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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The reality of the Democratic Party -- what its elected officials actually do with the power they are given -- is almost entirely immaterial to US political discourse. Happens off-stage, basically.

Discourse is dominated by a kind of collective hallucination, a bogieman invented by its opponents.
This right here, this exact sentence, is THE problem in American political journalism.

The IRA *was* cheap energy and good jobs! That was the whole bill! Democrats did precisely what political pundits are telling them to do and the pundits just ignore it.
November 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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a whole class of people who treat slick pundit takes that run against the truth as a pathway toward enrichment and prominence, rather than saying true things in ways people will understand (which is what I see the job as)
November 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Ну шчош. Минулого разу, як я хотів потрапити на концерт Zwyntarя, мене мобілізували за декілька тижнів до дати концерту
Але колись це мало статися 🙂 дякую за виставу
November 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Whenever I hear about the decline in standards from the old days of Decent Conservatism this is the first image that comes to mind. The man who drew this was given an OBE.
October 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Most histories of hoodies go with 12th century monks as the originator, but I like to show my students this one from 5th-7th century Egypt.
October 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Панове, важлива інсайдерська інфа. Влучили по складах найбільшого в Україні дистриб'ютора ліків. Того поставок найближчим часом не буде. Ймовірно, деякі препарати на певний час зникнуть. Якщо у вас закінчується препарат, який потребує тривалого і регулярного прийому, зробіть запас на 2-3 місяці
October 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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😉
Thanks to inspiration from @casskhaw.bsky.social 's "The Library at Hellebore" and @bitterkarella.bsky.social 's "Moonflow" I am now playing a character in a superhero game who ate some literal magic shrooms and accidentally became host to an eldritch insect hive.

Her code name?

Fig Tree
October 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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"I have a Cybertruck, what kind of car do you drive?"

"I sleep in a big bed with my wife."
October 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Okay. So. Amazing scenes playing out at the vets when i arrived to pick up Napoleon.

Names changed/removed. But get ready for a lost kitty story with a happy ending.

It starts late last year, when the elderly neighbour of a young couple went into a care home /1
October 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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"[David Brooks] engages in self-reflection the same way that a newscaster on live TV picks his nose: quickly, leaving no evidence that it ever happened." [email protected], from the top rope!

open.substack.com/pub/howthingswork/p/shift-change-at-the-wheel-reinvention
Shift Change at the Wheel Reinvention Factory
Even David Brooks is welcome in our movement.
open.substack.com
October 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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To be clear, I have no problem with Jacob Collier, and I don't think he's a fraud. I have listened to his music, and enjoyed it.
But this gets at some of my problem with who gets to be a "genius", and also my dislike of

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a5X...
How Jacob Collier Convinced The World He's A Genius
YouTube video by Jacob de Jongh
www.youtube.com
October 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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"even if it's AI, it's at least true" hard to overstate the damage this stuff is doing to people's brains. we're gonna be cleaning the slop out of archives for decades
October 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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For Thelonious Monk's birthday, this great photo by William P Gottlieb
Minton's Playhouse, New York, September 1947

"Although it's sort of not in my department & I don't know too much about that type of music, I like it an awful lot. Wonderful piano."
- Count Basie
October 10, 2024 at 7:22 PM