Lemonbread
citrusbread.bsky.social
Lemonbread
@citrusbread.bsky.social
I don't know social media etiquette, so I'll try my best on this description

Lemonbread, 20, nonbinary (any pronouns), bi, artist, boy/theyfailure??

Ok that wasn't too bad.

Have a good day! 💛
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Hi bluesky o.o
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I dunno, I just want right and wrong to matter again.
September 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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*cracks knuckles*

okay so you know how the media has a problem with taking snippets of scientific studies out of context and writing articles which mislead the public?

now imagine a computer program is doing that when you ask it questions about scientific literature but also it makes stuff up.
September 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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September 1, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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August 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Heroin Overdose Serves As Wake-Up Call To Keep Doing Heroin But Smarter theonion.com/heroin-...
August 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Man Has Watched All 761 Movies

theonion.com/man-has...
June 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
June 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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June 13, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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June 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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June 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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June 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Guys like this will say “I know a place” and then take you to a glade where tall grasses grow
April 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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The chucklefucks that left comments on my old space heater video about "why should the boxes have Spanish on them, hmmm 🤔" are in power and/or being pandered to and I hate all of it.
the first "question" to Leavitt during the WH "new media" briefing: "I can attest to the deportations in Florida. My Uber drivers finally speak English again."
April 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Sometimes, I feel like everything is garbage & I get overwhelmed but then I imagine how I'd feel if I was a raccoon and suddenly, being surrounded by garbage isn't so bad. In fact, by raccoon standards, being surrounded by garbage is actually great. Life is about perspective.
April 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
You can take the poor out of my wallet but you can't take it out of my soul. I'll always look over stuff I find on the curb, I'll always avoid wasting food when I can, and I'll always reuse jars. And fuck anyone who tells me I can't.
April 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Words tell you a lot. To define is to de-fine, to make no longer infinite. Our vast world is without limit until we make them, and then those boxes become walls.

But walls are not always bad. Walls protect from the rain and wind. Sometimes you need to get away from infinity for a little while.
April 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Ominous New Report Just Lists Places To Hide
theonion.com/ominous...
April 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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any wokes want to hit the DEI bong with me
April 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Selling pronouns for cheap msg if you need some
April 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Did you know that all the generators on the power grid are spinning in sync with each other? The grid has a heartbeat and each and every machine connected to it must follow the rhythm.

This includes the machines in your home! Your buzzing fridge compressor is beating in time with the same heart.
March 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Why does the happy ghast lowkey remind me of these mfs
March 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Experts Recommend Using Hunger As Egg Substitute
theonion.com/experts...
March 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Quahog
March 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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just for the record, I have a zero-tolerance policy towards transphobia and if I see it in my mentions it's an instant block.
March 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM