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it's possible because time is possible
it's absolutely critical that we not be distracted from the epstein files by trump's summoning of an enormous portal to hell
January 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
it's absolutely critical that we not be distracted from the epstein files by trump's summoning of an enormous portal to hell
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not safe for non-america countries to have a president these days. trump would've done this to greenland already if anybody in the administration could figure out who the main guys are in a parliamentary government
January 3, 2026 at 1:04 PM
not safe for non-america countries to have a president these days. trump would've done this to greenland already if anybody in the administration could figure out who the main guys are in a parliamentary government
stupid and evil country
January 3, 2026 at 6:30 PM
stupid and evil country
stupid and evil country
January 3, 2026 at 10:31 AM
stupid and evil country
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Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
putting "first dog with AI psychosis" on my 2026 bingo card because i'm a pessimist
December 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
putting "first dog with AI psychosis" on my 2026 bingo card because i'm a pessimist
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Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
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Tine Magazine at the grocery store today
December 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Tine Magazine at the grocery store today
made yogurt
December 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
made yogurt
"empowering" is a conveniently nebulous word for when there's nothing actually substantive you could refer to instead
December 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
"empowering" is a conveniently nebulous word for when there's nothing actually substantive you could refer to instead
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Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
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timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning
September 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning
can't remember where i left off in one piece, chapter 1156 or 1157, so i think i'll just start reading from chapter 1
December 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
can't remember where i left off in one piece, chapter 1156 or 1157, so i think i'll just start reading from chapter 1
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What do you do with a culture where a news organization can exploit people like this for clicks other than legalize punching
December 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
What do you do with a culture where a news organization can exploit people like this for clicks other than legalize punching
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i think "lyrical complexity" measured by compressing the lyrics means that completely random lyrics would be considered complex, while a song with a lot of subtext and lines that have many different intended meanings would be considered simple if the chorus is repeated enough
A new study of the last 50 years of US pop music shows “a significant increase in stress-related language, alongside declines in positive sentiment and lyrical complexity.”
Societal crises disrupt long-term increases in stress, negativity, and simplicity in US Billboard song lyrics from 1973 to 2023 - Scientific Reports
Scientific Reports - Societal crises disrupt long-term increases in stress, negativity, and simplicity in US Billboard song lyrics from 1973 to 2023
www.nature.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:54 AM
i think "lyrical complexity" measured by compressing the lyrics means that completely random lyrics would be considered complex, while a song with a lot of subtext and lines that have many different intended meanings would be considered simple if the chorus is repeated enough
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December 12, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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that's right
December 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
that's right
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For anyone who knows anything about genocides and the incitement of genocidal violence, this is the kind of hair-raising stuff you find in transcripts of testimony before special tribunals.
Tom Emmer pushes racist lies on Fox: "80% of the crimes being committed in the Twin Cities and Minnesota are being committed by Somalis"
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
For anyone who knows anything about genocides and the incitement of genocidal violence, this is the kind of hair-raising stuff you find in transcripts of testimony before special tribunals.
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
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“Regretting my third wish”
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
“Regretting my third wish”
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ET... phone friend 👈 imagine what if they had ET on Celebrity Who Wants A Millionaire and he phone home and can you believe his damn dad pick up 📺😮 and guess what, ET dad so fast to say my dear son ET do answer C) Errol Flynn and got it RIGHT 📺🤯 probably be a famous clip of tv on line RIP Regis🪦
February 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
ET... phone friend 👈 imagine what if they had ET on Celebrity Who Wants A Millionaire and he phone home and can you believe his damn dad pick up 📺😮 and guess what, ET dad so fast to say my dear son ET do answer C) Errol Flynn and got it RIGHT 📺🤯 probably be a famous clip of tv on line RIP Regis🪦