Clay Blancett
@claybefree.bsky.social
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Clay Blancett
@claybefree.bsky.social
· Sep 27
A couple of years ago, before everything fell apart, I finished my second book titled "White Boy." My friend Jay Snodgrass is almost finished editing it and we should have a hard copy available soon.
Image is from photographer Mike Brodie's series of train hoppers
Image is from photographer Mike Brodie's series of train hoppers
Happy Thursday the Twentieth, to all who celebrate
November 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Happy Thursday the Twentieth, to all who celebrate
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New Crash Test Dummies verse.
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
New Crash Test Dummies verse.
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In Hansel and Gretel, does the witch have a sanitary room to do her business that’s separate from, yet within, the edible gingerbread house, or does she have a portable Andy Gump blue port-a-potty in the back yard? And does a man come out and empty said potty every month?
This is important.
This is important.
November 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
In Hansel and Gretel, does the witch have a sanitary room to do her business that’s separate from, yet within, the edible gingerbread house, or does she have a portable Andy Gump blue port-a-potty in the back yard? And does a man come out and empty said potty every month?
This is important.
This is important.
Tim Kaine lives about two miles from here, I'm thinking about headed over and screaming gibberish outside his house for a couple hours, anybody wanna come with?
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Tim Kaine lives about two miles from here, I'm thinking about headed over and screaming gibberish outside his house for a couple hours, anybody wanna come with?
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SLUGGO’S
SATURDAY
CELEBRATION
SATURDAY
CELEBRATION
November 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
SLUGGO’S
SATURDAY
CELEBRATION
SATURDAY
CELEBRATION
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Uncle Owen, this droid is full of leaves
November 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Uncle Owen, this droid is full of leaves
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Every single candidate Trump endorsed lost last night.
November 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Every single candidate Trump endorsed lost last night.
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With all these extrajudicial boat murders, we have a president who is not only an adjudicated rapist, but also an unapprehended serial killer.
November 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
With all these extrajudicial boat murders, we have a president who is not only an adjudicated rapist, but also an unapprehended serial killer.
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I' LL BE THE HIT OF THE PARTY
November 3, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I' LL BE THE HIT OF THE PARTY
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🧵 This is trending on Korean socials
November 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
🧵 This is trending on Korean socials
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SUNDAY WITH
NANCY & SLUGGO
NANCY & SLUGGO
November 2, 2025 at 8:18 AM
SUNDAY WITH
NANCY & SLUGGO
NANCY & SLUGGO
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Do you think I’m spooky?
October 30, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Do you think I’m spooky?
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Gillian Anderson messing up her lines in a compilation of The X-Files bloopers
July 8, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Gillian Anderson messing up her lines in a compilation of The X-Files bloopers
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Last night’s Halloween radio show wfmu.org/playlists/MS @wfmu.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Last night’s Halloween radio show wfmu.org/playlists/MS @wfmu.bsky.social
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COUNT I
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
October 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
COUNT I
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
Posting this again cuz it needs to be said.
October 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Posting this again cuz it needs to be said.
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OK folks, here's the deal. Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads and has ignored asks to stop. It's time to tell them we won't stream fascism - by cancelling our subscriptions. Here's how to get started: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
OK folks, here's the deal. Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads and has ignored asks to stop. It's time to tell them we won't stream fascism - by cancelling our subscriptions. Here's how to get started: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify
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Michigan Avenue right now.
October 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Michigan Avenue right now.
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I will never not repost this
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October 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I will never not repost this
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