Dowager Allison Salmon
@codecrafty.bsky.social
I've made a bunch of games and a couple kids.
Programming Design Patterns Wonk.
Chaotic bi 🩷💜💙🏳️🌈
I would rather be outside
My opinions are my own. She/Her.
Programming Design Patterns Wonk.
Chaotic bi 🩷💜💙🏳️🌈
I would rather be outside
My opinions are my own. She/Her.
I prefer re-basting to morgin...
it's morgin time
February 17, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I prefer re-basting to morgin...
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😮💨 good luck to folks trying to learn anything while wading through the rising tide of slop like this.
February 17, 2026 at 2:42 AM
😮💨 good luck to folks trying to learn anything while wading through the rising tide of slop like this.
JFC. This is why we can't have nice things. Don't submit slop to open source projects!
Godot's GitHub has increasingly many pull requests generated by LLMs and it's a MASSIVE time waster for reviewers – especially if people don't disclose it. Changes often make no sense, descriptions are extremely verbose, users don't understand their own changes… It's a total shitshow. #godotengine
February 16, 2026 at 5:06 PM
JFC. This is why we can't have nice things. Don't submit slop to open source projects!
Oh yah still got it...sort of.
February 16, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Oh yah still got it...sort of.
Someone was pissed I was late with breakfast....she is NOT supposed to be a free range chicken.
February 15, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Someone was pissed I was late with breakfast....she is NOT supposed to be a free range chicken.
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All you need is loaf
All you need is loaf
All you need is loaf, loaf
Loaf is all you need
All you need is loaf
All you need is loaf, loaf
Loaf is all you need
Felt like making something cute for Valentines / Galentines weekend 💕
Orange, chocolate, and angel-food flavors <3
Orange, chocolate, and angel-food flavors <3
February 14, 2026 at 3:56 AM
All you need is loaf
All you need is loaf
All you need is loaf, loaf
Loaf is all you need
All you need is loaf
All you need is loaf, loaf
Loaf is all you need
Wild Turkeys are no joke.
February 15, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Wild Turkeys are no joke.
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February 14, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Decided to make a bunch of tacky weird ass Valentine's cards.
February 14, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Decided to make a bunch of tacky weird ass Valentine's cards.
I'm not sure it's for me specifically but I'm enjoying it a lot.
February 14, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I'm not sure it's for me specifically but I'm enjoying it a lot.
Roses are red
The ocean is deep
Why the fuck
Can't I fall asleep?
The ocean is deep
Why the fuck
Can't I fall asleep?
February 14, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Roses are red
The ocean is deep
Why the fuck
Can't I fall asleep?
The ocean is deep
Why the fuck
Can't I fall asleep?
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A message from your ZX Spectrum.
February 14, 2026 at 5:37 AM
A message from your ZX Spectrum.
I tried BIERSTACHELN (a german tradition of sticking a hot poker in beer to warm it up and make a beer marshmallow) so you don't have to...
....it's kinda gross? Basically it makes the beer burnt and skunky.
....it's kinda gross? Basically it makes the beer burnt and skunky.
February 14, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I tried BIERSTACHELN (a german tradition of sticking a hot poker in beer to warm it up and make a beer marshmallow) so you don't have to...
....it's kinda gross? Basically it makes the beer burnt and skunky.
....it's kinda gross? Basically it makes the beer burnt and skunky.
So I've tried meditation......
Doctor: "Your health problems are because your body is producing way too much cortisol."
Me: "How do you fix that?"
Doctor: "Meditation, or being a Millionaire."
Me: "How do you fix that?"
Doctor: "Meditation, or being a Millionaire."
February 13, 2026 at 6:54 PM
So I've tried meditation......
Weekend Binge Watch!
Get the heck on this folks if you haven't seen it before. Classic.
ME AND WHO ME AND WHO ME AND WHOOOOO cordcuttersnews.com/babylon-5-is...
February 13, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Weekend Binge Watch!
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Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
February 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
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She's gotten a bit big for my lap.
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 AM
She's gotten a bit big for my lap.
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The NYU Game Center's hiring! A senior, tenure-track professor post for an experienced game designer, artist or industry pro with a notable body of creative work. Experience finishing games and mentoring/teaching more important than any kind of academic credential!
gamecenter.nyu.edu/were-hiring-...
gamecenter.nyu.edu/were-hiring-...
We're Hiring! Join the NYU Game Center Faculty as an Associate Professor! - NYU | Game Center
Description Associate or Full tenure professor position for the NYU Game Center New York University, Tisch School of the Arts Position Overview The NYU Game Center is seeking applicants to join its fa...
gamecenter.nyu.edu
February 11, 2026 at 10:42 PM
The NYU Game Center's hiring! A senior, tenure-track professor post for an experienced game designer, artist or industry pro with a notable body of creative work. Experience finishing games and mentoring/teaching more important than any kind of academic credential!
gamecenter.nyu.edu/were-hiring-...
gamecenter.nyu.edu/were-hiring-...
I can't speak for her BUT I will say that after my husband died one of the first things I did after he passed was take down pictures of us from around the house. At that time it was just too painful to look at those pictures.... I guess my point is I don't think this one thing shows a lack of love.
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I can't speak for her BUT I will say that after my husband died one of the first things I did after he passed was take down pictures of us from around the house. At that time it was just too painful to look at those pictures.... I guess my point is I don't think this one thing shows a lack of love.
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Oh my god they made a response to Ring
youtu.be/ROFblZ_-9q4?...
youtu.be/ROFblZ_-9q4?...
Definitely Only for Dogs: Ring's Superbowl Commercial (Parody)
YouTube video by Wyze
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February 11, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Oh my god they made a response to Ring
youtu.be/ROFblZ_-9q4?...
youtu.be/ROFblZ_-9q4?...
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I will keep reposting this as long as we need it.
Hey Minnesota.
I know things are dark right now. But May Day will come again.
Peak fall in Duluth will come again.
Walleye season and canoe season will come again.
The Fair and People’s Pride will come again
And they will be all the brighter.
No one let go of anyone’s hand.
I know things are dark right now. But May Day will come again.
Peak fall in Duluth will come again.
Walleye season and canoe season will come again.
The Fair and People’s Pride will come again
And they will be all the brighter.
No one let go of anyone’s hand.
February 11, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I will keep reposting this as long as we need it.
Pretty sure it's not for zombies or other outbreak containment cause we all remember how little the government did to contain COVID. 🤷♀️
February 11, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Pretty sure it's not for zombies or other outbreak containment cause we all remember how little the government did to contain COVID. 🤷♀️