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· Nov 16
Did this in 2016 but it’s fitting again:
When CHEETOTUS supporters voted for him but get mad he cut things that affect them and complain about it online.
When CHEETOTUS supporters voted for him but get mad he cut things that affect them and complain about it online.
The world is your oyster, it’s all about how you slurp it or whatever.
January 12, 2026 at 4:01 AM
The world is your oyster, it’s all about how you slurp it or whatever.
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Ill be listening to Spanish music for at least an hr a day starting tomorrow to help me learn. Please drop your favs below.
a woman claps her hands in front of a sign that says " claps in spanish "
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January 12, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Ill be listening to Spanish music for at least an hr a day starting tomorrow to help me learn. Please drop your favs below.
They betting on the awards show???
January 12, 2026 at 2:01 AM
They betting on the awards show???
Bar started playing Blow The Whistle lmao
January 12, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Bar started playing Blow The Whistle lmao
Idk if dogs can have OCD but the way my dog eats her food from the slow feeder in the exact same pattern every time makes me wonder.
She always starts at the upper edge, eat around the outside clockwise and then the center.
She always starts at the upper edge, eat around the outside clockwise and then the center.
January 11, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Idk if dogs can have OCD but the way my dog eats her food from the slow feeder in the exact same pattern every time makes me wonder.
She always starts at the upper edge, eat around the outside clockwise and then the center.
She always starts at the upper edge, eat around the outside clockwise and then the center.
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SJCISOSKDNAKAKDKSKKSJDJEKEKF
January 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
SJCISOSKDNAKAKDKSKKSJDJEKEKF
Do it!
Dooooo itttttt!
Dooooo itttttt!
a close up of a man 's face with a smile on it
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January 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Do it!
Dooooo itttttt!
Dooooo itttttt!
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One of my boys just picked up one of these sweet bastards for $80k. Its DOPE. I will continue to get my cars from the auction, lol.
January 11, 2026 at 3:51 PM
One of my boys just picked up one of these sweet bastards for $80k. Its DOPE. I will continue to get my cars from the auction, lol.
she will sidle up, head down, eyes fixed on the floor and then stand still, waiting for a morsel to escape the clutches of my maw.
Today she brazenly stole an onion ring. They were terrible tho, joke’s on her! Well and me cuz i cried cutting em for em to be bad.
Calling me a damned slob. Relax girl!
Today she brazenly stole an onion ring. They were terrible tho, joke’s on her! Well and me cuz i cried cutting em for em to be bad.
Calling me a damned slob. Relax girl!
January 11, 2026 at 1:31 PM
she will sidle up, head down, eyes fixed on the floor and then stand still, waiting for a morsel to escape the clutches of my maw.
Today she brazenly stole an onion ring. They were terrible tho, joke’s on her! Well and me cuz i cried cutting em for em to be bad.
Calling me a damned slob. Relax girl!
Today she brazenly stole an onion ring. They were terrible tho, joke’s on her! Well and me cuz i cried cutting em for em to be bad.
Calling me a damned slob. Relax girl!
Whenever I sit down to eat, she wakes up to watch. And the moment a crumb hits the floor she will be staring at it, waiting to make her move
January 11, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Whenever I sit down to eat, she wakes up to watch. And the moment a crumb hits the floor she will be staring at it, waiting to make her move
Po baby tired from staring at the floor waiting for me to drop something all day.
January 11, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Po baby tired from staring at the floor waiting for me to drop something all day.
I will be watching it on .25x speed and on another screen frame by frame to catch things before Jörg does!
I'm absolutely psyched about #StarTrekStarfleetAcademy starting in only 4 days! The reviews I've read and the clips and trailers I've seen show that I will enjoy this show and that it will give me plenty to write about here, the visual details and callbacks I love researching. This will be fun!🧵 1/2
January 11, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I will be watching it on .25x speed and on another screen frame by frame to catch things before Jörg does!
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holy fuck it’s real
January 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
holy fuck it’s real
I wanna cry because my friend is an idiot.
January 11, 2026 at 9:00 AM
I wanna cry because my friend is an idiot.
Well kudos to whatever helps!
January 11, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Well kudos to whatever helps!
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it's a joke lol. peekaboo.... ICU?
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January 11, 2026 at 6:55 AM
it's a joke lol. peekaboo.... ICU?
Lmao I thought so but I was also like wait, we old, so this <i>could</i> happen because old. Lmaooo
January 11, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Lmao I thought so but I was also like wait, we old, so this <i>could</i> happen because old. Lmaooo
You’ve come too far to set yourself up for failure missy!
But let’s also be for real, you’ll get it done because when have you not????
But let’s also be for real, you’ll get it done because when have you not????
January 11, 2026 at 6:54 AM
You’ve come too far to set yourself up for failure missy!
But let’s also be for real, you’ll get it done because when have you not????
But let’s also be for real, you’ll get it done because when have you not????
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Low key this is also the motivation behind a lot of the “we built this” talk.
“It’s OUR turn to be the oppressor!” Is all I be reading when mfs get to talmbout sacrificing other marginalized groups
Too many of y'all posture like you want liberation but what you want is white privilege. That's not ours to have loves.
January 11, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Low key this is also the motivation behind a lot of the “we built this” talk.
Not if you’re down south!
ENTER THE TWILIGHT ZONE, CERROME!
ENTER THE TWILIGHT ZONE, CERROME!
I wonder if these gas station tacos are going to disrupt my stomach and/or soul?
January 11, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Not if you’re down south!
ENTER THE TWILIGHT ZONE, CERROME!
ENTER THE TWILIGHT ZONE, CERROME!
Like even EYE an country but not THAT country lmfao
January 11, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Like even EYE an country but not THAT country lmfao
I can’t tell if you’re joking because I injured my thumb shaving this morning. With an electric razor…
January 11, 2026 at 6:44 AM
I can’t tell if you’re joking because I injured my thumb shaving this morning. With an electric razor…
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I had an accident playing a round of peekaboo.... currently hospitalized in the ICU....
January 11, 2026 at 6:26 AM
I had an accident playing a round of peekaboo.... currently hospitalized in the ICU....
I’m 100% serious.
Reading comprehension is at an all time low in my country and I’d rather people be proud to be improve reading skills then remain in the dark.
Kudos to you!!
What did you do to make yourself better? Definitely tips that would be useful for people to know.
Seriously, thx 4 sharing
Reading comprehension is at an all time low in my country and I’d rather people be proud to be improve reading skills then remain in the dark.
Kudos to you!!
What did you do to make yourself better? Definitely tips that would be useful for people to know.
Seriously, thx 4 sharing
January 11, 2026 at 6:43 AM
I’m 100% serious.
Reading comprehension is at an all time low in my country and I’d rather people be proud to be improve reading skills then remain in the dark.
Kudos to you!!
What did you do to make yourself better? Definitely tips that would be useful for people to know.
Seriously, thx 4 sharing
Reading comprehension is at an all time low in my country and I’d rather people be proud to be improve reading skills then remain in the dark.
Kudos to you!!
What did you do to make yourself better? Definitely tips that would be useful for people to know.
Seriously, thx 4 sharing