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· Nov 16
Did this in 2016 but it’s fitting again:
When CHEETOTUS supporters voted for him but get mad he cut things that affect them and complain about it online.
When CHEETOTUS supporters voted for him but get mad he cut things that affect them and complain about it online.
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Incredible typo on SNL
November 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Incredible typo on SNL
Gassing it like I’m @girlmellymel.bsky.social 💨💨
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Gassing it like I’m @girlmellymel.bsky.social 💨💨
My friend just said the top three worst candies are
Circus peanuts
Candy corn
Saltwater taffy
It’s just fuck me then huh?
Circus peanuts
Candy corn
Saltwater taffy
It’s just fuck me then huh?
a white cat with a sad look on its face is sitting on a white surface .
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media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
My friend just said the top three worst candies are
Circus peanuts
Candy corn
Saltwater taffy
It’s just fuck me then huh?
Circus peanuts
Candy corn
Saltwater taffy
It’s just fuck me then huh?
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They be hauling ass but the roads immaculate
If it's one thing the state of Texas does right, it's the highways imo.
November 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
They be hauling ass but the roads immaculate
There’s an ice cream shop that’s closed on the weekends now and in the window they had a sign that said they have reduced hours because nobody wants to work.
And I think that’s funny because two of them own the shop so why can’t it run six hours a day 7 days a week???
And I think that’s funny because two of them own the shop so why can’t it run six hours a day 7 days a week???
a person dressed as mcdonald 's ronald mcdonald eating a yellow item
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media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
There’s an ice cream shop that’s closed on the weekends now and in the window they had a sign that said they have reduced hours because nobody wants to work.
And I think that’s funny because two of them own the shop so why can’t it run six hours a day 7 days a week???
And I think that’s funny because two of them own the shop so why can’t it run six hours a day 7 days a week???
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It blows my fucking mind daily that a lot of Black people, who take issue with white people, are willfully steeped in white supremacy and colonial ideology
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It blows my fucking mind daily that a lot of Black people, who take issue with white people, are willfully steeped in white supremacy and colonial ideology
I be thinking about this when I almost fall or almost have an accident.
The other version of me biffed it and died and I be a lil sad
The other version of me biffed it and died and I be a lil sad
Sometimes I wonder what the other timeline versions of me are doing. At one point I was a parent. At another I was married. And then somewhere in the midst I just huddled down and just focused on either my art or writing.
To them I send all my love regardless.
To them I send all my love regardless.
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I be thinking about this when I almost fall or almost have an accident.
The other version of me biffed it and died and I be a lil sad
The other version of me biffed it and died and I be a lil sad
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Sometimes I wonder what the other timeline versions of me are doing. At one point I was a parent. At another I was married. And then somewhere in the midst I just huddled down and just focused on either my art or writing.
To them I send all my love regardless.
To them I send all my love regardless.
November 16, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Sometimes I wonder what the other timeline versions of me are doing. At one point I was a parent. At another I was married. And then somewhere in the midst I just huddled down and just focused on either my art or writing.
To them I send all my love regardless.
To them I send all my love regardless.
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November 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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*Disabled person blinks*
Yall:
Yall:
a cartoon of spongebob squarepants smiling and holding a box with the words inspiration written on it .
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media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 8:05 AM
*Disabled person blinks*
Yall:
Yall:
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People have been gay, bi, trans, etc, since people been people.
White supremacy is the reason most folks think this hasn’t been the case since the dawn of time.
White supremacy is the reason most folks think this hasn’t been the case since the dawn of time.
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
People have been gay, bi, trans, etc, since people been people.
White supremacy is the reason most folks think this hasn’t been the case since the dawn of time.
White supremacy is the reason most folks think this hasn’t been the case since the dawn of time.
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They voted for a racist because they loved his talking points. This shit ain’t hard.
November 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
They voted for a racist because they loved his talking points. This shit ain’t hard.
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Our children's reality today.
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Our children's reality today.
And somehow, some way, this isn’t explicitly racist or sexist
Mans said i lost the family business… and my livelihood but i cannot vote for that woman 🙂↔️
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
And somehow, some way, this isn’t explicitly racist or sexist
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Thighclops has entered the chat!
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Thighclops has entered the chat!
The IMDB reviews for ‘The Terminators’ (2009) are SCATHING and make for fun reading lmao!😂
November 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The IMDB reviews for ‘The Terminators’ (2009) are SCATHING and make for fun reading lmao!😂
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In other shocking news lions enjoy antelope!
Men so easy. You can just pull out some thigh high socks and they lose it. And if they’re lace?! Omg.
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
In other shocking news lions enjoy antelope!
AFTER A CRASH WITH WHAT?
AFTER A CRASH WITH WHAT??????
AFTER A CRASH WITH WHAT??????
BREAKING: A cyclist died Saturday after a crash on Telegraph Avenue near UC Berkeley, authorities report.
Cyclist dead after Telegraph Avenue crash in Berkeley
Berkeley police have now taped off the block for an investigation and called in the Fatal Accident Investigation Team.
www.berkeleyscanner.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
AFTER A CRASH WITH WHAT?
AFTER A CRASH WITH WHAT??????
AFTER A CRASH WITH WHAT??????
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That thang got some POWER to it
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 AM
That thang got some POWER to it
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@strictscrutiny.bsky.social perfect encapsulation of the court
November 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
@strictscrutiny.bsky.social perfect encapsulation of the court
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Not the abbreviated aggression 😂
Oh a beat down is definitely coming lol
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Not the abbreviated aggression 😂
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this is so fucking rude LMAO
I just witnessed someone refer to someone small in stature as, “compressed,” and a “summarized individual.”
Never gonna forget this day.
Never gonna forget this day.
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
this is so fucking rude LMAO
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In the early 90s we had youngish neighbors who refused to go along with our super evangelical neighbors insisting they attend their church, and so the churchy neighbors spread rumors they were satanic. We finally got to know them & they were just PhD students at UCD. That era was so ridiculous.
November 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
In the early 90s we had youngish neighbors who refused to go along with our super evangelical neighbors insisting they attend their church, and so the churchy neighbors spread rumors they were satanic. We finally got to know them & they were just PhD students at UCD. That era was so ridiculous.
What an interesting thing to find in the ground!
November 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
What an interesting thing to find in the ground!