Contagonist
@contagonist.bsky.social
Writer?/Game Designer??/Artist??? | writing Stars Go Cold https://contagonist.itch.io/stars-go-cold | wrote Break Glass In Case Of Fire https://contagonist.itch.io/bgicof | mayhem they/them | No AI | 📡🌴Havana Syndrome Survivor 🌴📡
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Reiterating that I will consider Stars Go Cold a success if people make reams of horny fanart of their characters
Rum, sodomy, AND the lash? In this economy?
Beavis AND Butthead? In this economy?
Dungeons AND dragons? In this economy?
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Rum, sodomy, AND the lash? In this economy?
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'Wanna Cyber?' My comic for Pulping Volume 2: REALITY. Part 1 of 6
February 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
'Wanna Cyber?' My comic for Pulping Volume 2: REALITY. Part 1 of 6
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Oh they really, really want to lose the civil war.
Fuck it hand the troops Monopoly money atp lmaooo
February 11, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Oh they really, really want to lose the civil war.
Buried the lead that he plays as a self described terrorist guerrilla, king shit
Mamoru Oshii, the director of legendary anime movie Ghost in the Shell, has said that he's played Fallout 4 for 10,000 hours while avoiding its main quest. https://bit.ly/4aud4Hh
February 11, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Buried the lead that he plays as a self described terrorist guerrilla, king shit
Was WSJ rageclickbaiting always this bad or are their subscriptions nosediving, too?
February 11, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Was WSJ rageclickbaiting always this bad or are their subscriptions nosediving, too?
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Gender reveal defensive cannonade
February 10, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Gender reveal defensive cannonade
It's not going to happen but I do imagine Sam Altman wearing a barrel and suspenders, and the Animaniacs are there and say 'artificial intelligence? Isn't that just real stupidity?' and Sam makes a frowny face before chatGPT tells him what the tallest building in the city is
Sora 2 apparently cost something like $5 billion to run every year and so far made OpenAI around $1.4 million.
February 10, 2026 at 11:58 PM
It's not going to happen but I do imagine Sam Altman wearing a barrel and suspenders, and the Animaniacs are there and say 'artificial intelligence? Isn't that just real stupidity?' and Sam makes a frowny face before chatGPT tells him what the tallest building in the city is
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S/o to this joke I played on our lab tech in 2019
February 10, 2026 at 2:25 PM
S/o to this joke I played on our lab tech in 2019
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They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
I'm confident all these bullshit digital rights violations can be slipped around without much difficulty, but I do feel better that I've made the effort to make as much of my lifestyle offline as possible.
February 10, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I'm confident all these bullshit digital rights violations can be slipped around without much difficulty, but I do feel better that I've made the effort to make as much of my lifestyle offline as possible.
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Catching up on the news each day.
February 10, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Catching up on the news each day.
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New York City: The time has arrived. Finally, a chance to tell the city EXACTLY what your landlord’s been getting away with. NYC’s first Rental Ripoff Hearings are happening in all five boroughs, and we want to hear from you. Real New Yorkers. Real stories. Real policy changes.
February 10, 2026 at 2:31 PM
New York City: The time has arrived. Finally, a chance to tell the city EXACTLY what your landlord’s been getting away with. NYC’s first Rental Ripoff Hearings are happening in all five boroughs, and we want to hear from you. Real New Yorkers. Real stories. Real policy changes.
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I'm a person who considers extraterrestrial settlement to be both technically possible and in the long term (1000+ years) desirable. But the first step towards that would be bringing CO2 levels down to preindustrial levels, and eliminating hunger and poverty on Earth.
We have terraforming at home.
We have terraforming at home.
February 10, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I'm a person who considers extraterrestrial settlement to be both technically possible and in the long term (1000+ years) desirable. But the first step towards that would be bringing CO2 levels down to preindustrial levels, and eliminating hunger and poverty on Earth.
We have terraforming at home.
We have terraforming at home.
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Every time Elon starts talking about building an army of unstoppable sex robots or a space base in 5 years, it's because he's in a state of blind panic and squirting bullshit the way a squid does ink.
The actual story, if journalists didn't suck, would be: what is he panicking about this time.
The actual story, if journalists didn't suck, would be: what is he panicking about this time.
February 9, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Every time Elon starts talking about building an army of unstoppable sex robots or a space base in 5 years, it's because he's in a state of blind panic and squirting bullshit the way a squid does ink.
The actual story, if journalists didn't suck, would be: what is he panicking about this time.
The actual story, if journalists didn't suck, would be: what is he panicking about this time.
Tofu hatred is meat industry astroturfing
White people terrified of tofu plz get a life
February 9, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Tofu hatred is meat industry astroturfing
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I tried to verify my age on Discord with a facial scan, and it gave me the number of a good plastic surgeon. No respect, I tell ya. No respect.
February 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I tried to verify my age on Discord with a facial scan, and it gave me the number of a good plastic surgeon. No respect, I tell ya. No respect.
ChatGPT pushing ads and LLM technology being used in therapy apps is going to be the darkest and funni3st shit imaginable.
"TherapistGPT I feel like unaliving"
"I hear you and understand you. Before you smoke a shotgun, can you make a Fanduel account and place some prop bets?"
"TherapistGPT I feel like unaliving"
"I hear you and understand you. Before you smoke a shotgun, can you make a Fanduel account and place some prop bets?"
February 9, 2026 at 8:21 PM
ChatGPT pushing ads and LLM technology being used in therapy apps is going to be the darkest and funni3st shit imaginable.
"TherapistGPT I feel like unaliving"
"I hear you and understand you. Before you smoke a shotgun, can you make a Fanduel account and place some prop bets?"
"TherapistGPT I feel like unaliving"
"I hear you and understand you. Before you smoke a shotgun, can you make a Fanduel account and place some prop bets?"
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Sometimes in life you just gotta spice things up a little bit and develop a bizarre new fetish
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Sometimes in life you just gotta spice things up a little bit and develop a bizarre new fetish
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thank goodness it's finally Meat Day
February 9, 2026 at 7:07 PM
thank goodness it's finally Meat Day