Szechuan Barkley
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He/Him. Fighting game/Fromsoft player. Philadelphia sports masochist/Pitt alum/Arsenal/DOOP.
The UMVC3 bible
omg. Kat Abughazaleh just posted that if she's elected, she'll swear in on a copy of Octavia Butler's Parable of the Sower.
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The UMVC3 bible
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I mean look, that hold was a bad call, but still that's inexcusable
December 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I mean look, that hold was a bad call, but still that's inexcusable
Jesus christ, whk was that athletic trainer who was taller than Landon Dickerson?
December 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Jesus christ, whk was that athletic trainer who was taller than Landon Dickerson?
Jesus fucking christ. That was actually a good drive too
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Jesus fucking christ. That was actually a good drive too
Clearly not a pick
December 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Clearly not a pick
It's astonishing how little the Eagles throw over the middle past like 10 yards
This offense has two modes it has deep shot for no reason and shallow dump off
This offense has two modes it has deep shot for no reason and shallow dump off
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
It's astonishing how little the Eagles throw over the middle past like 10 yards
This offense has two modes it has deep shot for no reason and shallow dump off
This offense has two modes it has deep shot for no reason and shallow dump off
Seeing where they put Pitt is telling about what the CFB world thinks about the ACCs good but not great teams
Which is that they will be left out of whatever breakaway super league ends up happening
Which is that they will be left out of whatever breakaway super league ends up happening
December 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Seeing where they put Pitt is telling about what the CFB world thinks about the ACCs good but not great teams
Which is that they will be left out of whatever breakaway super league ends up happening
Which is that they will be left out of whatever breakaway super league ends up happening
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Too good for a conference, too good for a bowl game. And nobody should be too good for the Pop-Tart bowl IMO.
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Too good for a conference, too good for a bowl game. And nobody should be too good for the Pop-Tart bowl IMO.
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This is the worst selection committee we've ever had.
Cannot believe Alabama didn't even drop one spot after the SEC title game blowout. Cannot believe they waited until the final reveal to flip Miami-ND. Could have done it at ANY point.
Cannot believe Alabama didn't even drop one spot after the SEC title game blowout. Cannot believe they waited until the final reveal to flip Miami-ND. Could have done it at ANY point.
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This is the worst selection committee we've ever had.
Cannot believe Alabama didn't even drop one spot after the SEC title game blowout. Cannot believe they waited until the final reveal to flip Miami-ND. Could have done it at ANY point.
Cannot believe Alabama didn't even drop one spot after the SEC title game blowout. Cannot believe they waited until the final reveal to flip Miami-ND. Could have done it at ANY point.
Not dropping at all is fucking hilarious. It's like they think people don't see this shit, despite them making a ginormous spectacle of everything they do
December 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Not dropping at all is fucking hilarious. It's like they think people don't see this shit, despite them making a ginormous spectacle of everything they do
Unfortunately, I think a large part of the CFB world is happy to see the ACC die
December 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Unfortunately, I think a large part of the CFB world is happy to see the ACC die
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Julian Sayin's shoe hit a cheerleader 10 yards out of bounds
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Julian Sayin's shoe hit a cheerleader 10 yards out of bounds
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Fernando Mendoza's backup is his brother Alberto, which means all the Indiana quarterbacks who didn't make the depth chart are below the Mendoza line.
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Fernando Mendoza's backup is his brother Alberto, which means all the Indiana quarterbacks who didn't make the depth chart are below the Mendoza line.
Virginia is gonna lose this game dog
December 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Virginia is gonna lose this game dog
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Happy for this guy and his family
December 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Happy for this guy and his family
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i think bryce harper put his blood in a soda stream
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i think bryce harper put his blood in a soda stream
Why is it that "reduces inflammation" is one of the token selling points for any pseudoscientific wellness grift?
Inflammation also feels like its used as like a fearmongering word by far right morons
Inflammation also feels like its used as like a fearmongering word by far right morons
December 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Why is it that "reduces inflammation" is one of the token selling points for any pseudoscientific wellness grift?
Inflammation also feels like its used as like a fearmongering word by far right morons
Inflammation also feels like its used as like a fearmongering word by far right morons
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You guys mind if I oxygenate my blood outside my body today?
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
You guys mind if I oxygenate my blood outside my body today?
Hard to not feel like that's not a Villa win with Saliba and/or Gabi XL fit
December 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Hard to not feel like that's not a Villa win with Saliba and/or Gabi XL fit
Fucking hate this fixture man even when the results go our way it's always bizarre nonsense
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Fucking hate this fixture man even when the results go our way it's always bizarre nonsense
Pittsburgh gets so deep into your DNA man I recognized this exact building without any indication this was a post about Pittsburgh
Happy Handmade Arcade weekend to all who celebrate. My bank account already took some damage. Tomorrow is the big day while tonight is sensory friendly and preview. Not an ad!
December 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Pittsburgh gets so deep into your DNA man I recognized this exact building without any indication this was a post about Pittsburgh
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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
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