Coops
@coops1989.bsky.social
Trying to get a trestle table back off Beth Tweddle.
Tamworth FC, Villa, the odd bit of groundhopping (804 (Premier FC v Avery) grounds and counting), Cricket, Half Man Half Biscuit, ex Royal Signals, aging Indie kid, Lefty twat apparently.
And an #MDANT
Tamworth FC, Villa, the odd bit of groundhopping (804 (Premier FC v Avery) grounds and counting), Cricket, Half Man Half Biscuit, ex Royal Signals, aging Indie kid, Lefty twat apparently.
And an #MDANT
Pinned
Coops
@coops1989.bsky.social
· Jan 18
"Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?
When your holding tea and toast, and there's no one else about
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?"
Half Man Half Biscuit
Andrew Tate can't.
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?
When your holding tea and toast, and there's no one else about
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?"
Half Man Half Biscuit
Andrew Tate can't.
Never Ever Anything Bloody Ever
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 29, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Never Ever Anything Bloody Ever
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And here's birthday-boy Roddy performing Down The Dip on Loose Talk in 1983. Watch the full recording which also includes Walk Out To Winter at youtu.be/Tg-EahpaeQ0 (THREAD)
January 29, 2026 at 8:22 AM
And here's birthday-boy Roddy performing Down The Dip on Loose Talk in 1983. Watch the full recording which also includes Walk Out To Winter at youtu.be/Tg-EahpaeQ0 (THREAD)
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“I think, therefore I van.”
January 29, 2026 at 12:07 PM
“I think, therefore I van.”
Quiz night:
SHAGGY: Velma, can you name an African animal with a horn on it's head?
SCOOBY: Rhino
SHAGGY: Yes I know you do Scoob, but it's not your turn.
SHAGGY: Velma, can you name an African animal with a horn on it's head?
SCOOBY: Rhino
SHAGGY: Yes I know you do Scoob, but it's not your turn.
January 29, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Quiz night:
SHAGGY: Velma, can you name an African animal with a horn on it's head?
SCOOBY: Rhino
SHAGGY: Yes I know you do Scoob, but it's not your turn.
SHAGGY: Velma, can you name an African animal with a horn on it's head?
SCOOBY: Rhino
SHAGGY: Yes I know you do Scoob, but it's not your turn.
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This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.
January 28, 2026 at 3:12 AM
This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.
Designated Survivor
January 28, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Designated Survivor
I have now heard Don't Stop the Music by Yarbrough and Peoples in two random places on two consecutive days.
If I hear it again tomorrow I'm going full on conspiracy theory.
If I hear it again tomorrow I'm going full on conspiracy theory.
January 28, 2026 at 12:50 PM
I have now heard Don't Stop the Music by Yarbrough and Peoples in two random places on two consecutive days.
If I hear it again tomorrow I'm going full on conspiracy theory.
If I hear it again tomorrow I'm going full on conspiracy theory.
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To comply with the UK Online Safety Act, you will now be required to provide age verification before being allowed to search through hedgerows.
January 27, 2026 at 4:47 PM
To comply with the UK Online Safety Act, you will now be required to provide age verification before being allowed to search through hedgerows.
Shrug Against the Machine
The Mithered Street Preachers
Slightly diminish a band:
Ungrateful Dead
Ungrateful Dead
January 10, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Shrug Against the Machine
"If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning,
I'd hammer in the evening"
And that, son, is exactly why you are not getting a hammer for your birthday.
I'd hammer in the morning,
I'd hammer in the evening"
And that, son, is exactly why you are not getting a hammer for your birthday.
January 4, 2026 at 10:41 PM
"If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning,
I'd hammer in the evening"
And that, son, is exactly why you are not getting a hammer for your birthday.
I'd hammer in the morning,
I'd hammer in the evening"
And that, son, is exactly why you are not getting a hammer for your birthday.
Diamonds are for a few weeks until I get bored and want rubies.
Make a Bond movie casual.
Trifall
Trifall
Make a Bond movie casual.
Pop Round Another Day
Pop Round Another Day
December 26, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Diamonds are for a few weeks until I get bored and want rubies.
"You're gonna need the tissues handy when Nick Knowles' programme comes on the Telly this Christmas".
I mean, he's a good looking bloke, but....
#ThisMorning
I mean, he's a good looking bloke, but....
#ThisMorning
December 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
"You're gonna need the tissues handy when Nick Knowles' programme comes on the Telly this Christmas".
I mean, he's a good looking bloke, but....
#ThisMorning
I mean, he's a good looking bloke, but....
#ThisMorning
And that's why I'm banned from the grotto.
December 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
And that's why I'm banned from the grotto.
Bucket list tick.
With us moving to fortnightly bin collections (recycling one week, general the next), I finally got to tell my neighbour that he had put the wrong bin out!
#HMHB
With us moving to fortnightly bin collections (recycling one week, general the next), I finally got to tell my neighbour that he had put the wrong bin out!
#HMHB
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Bucket list tick.
With us moving to fortnightly bin collections (recycling one week, general the next), I finally got to tell my neighbour that he had put the wrong bin out!
#HMHB
With us moving to fortnightly bin collections (recycling one week, general the next), I finally got to tell my neighbour that he had put the wrong bin out!
#HMHB
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NEW: The Reform Conference Diary
An EXCLUSIVE look behind the scenes with my anonymous Reform source
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
An EXCLUSIVE look behind the scenes with my anonymous Reform source
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
THE REFORM CONFERENCE DIARY
An exclusive look behind the scenes with my anonymous Reform source
open.substack.com
September 6, 2025 at 7:55 AM
NEW: The Reform Conference Diary
An EXCLUSIVE look behind the scenes with my anonymous Reform source
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
An EXCLUSIVE look behind the scenes with my anonymous Reform source
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
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A reminder to anyone seeing that he's dead
a man in a prison cell with a quote that says hope is a dangerous thing
ALT: a man in a prison cell with a quote that says hope is a dangerous thing
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
A reminder to anyone seeing that he's dead
That would be £125!
Bit steep.
Bit steep.
August 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
That would be £125!
Bit steep.
Bit steep.
Ironically, he appears to be hanging to the left.
August 30, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Ironically, he appears to be hanging to the left.
August 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM