CorgiTeaTime
@corgiteatime.bsky.social
She/they. Excellent tastes in reblogs. Dice hoarding 39 year old idiot. Used to live in Indiana. Upstate NY.
Demon Slayer, Baldur's Gate 3, Bloodborne, Silent Hill, Myst, The Locked Tomb. Obamitsu brainrot.
Demon Slayer, Baldur's Gate 3, Bloodborne, Silent Hill, Myst, The Locked Tomb. Obamitsu brainrot.
Pinned
Reposted by CorgiTeaTime
nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how "busy" you were
- how many hours you worked
people will remember:
- that one person or fictional character you could NOT shut up about, you made sure they never forget
- your salary
- how "busy" you were
- how many hours you worked
people will remember:
- that one person or fictional character you could NOT shut up about, you made sure they never forget
December 6, 2025 at 11:38 AM
nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how "busy" you were
- how many hours you worked
people will remember:
- that one person or fictional character you could NOT shut up about, you made sure they never forget
- your salary
- how "busy" you were
- how many hours you worked
people will remember:
- that one person or fictional character you could NOT shut up about, you made sure they never forget
Reposted by CorgiTeaTime
Incredible meme.
No notes.
No notes.
December 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Incredible meme.
No notes.
No notes.
Reposted by CorgiTeaTime
Reposted by CorgiTeaTime
Reposted by CorgiTeaTime
He looks like he wants to tell a ridiculously bad joke
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
He looks like he wants to tell a ridiculously bad joke
Reposted by CorgiTeaTime
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
Reposted by CorgiTeaTime
Non-linear advent calendars are bullshit.
December 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Non-linear advent calendars are bullshit.
Reposted by CorgiTeaTime
This year everyone is getting a tail sock!
December 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This year everyone is getting a tail sock!
Reposted by CorgiTeaTime
Reposted by CorgiTeaTime
Kick & Play for babies? More like Lounge & Snack for corgis 😆
December 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Kick & Play for babies? More like Lounge & Snack for corgis 😆
Reposted by CorgiTeaTime
Reposted by CorgiTeaTime
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Reposted by CorgiTeaTime
BATTLE AWAITS. TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
BATTLE AWAITS. TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.
Reposted by CorgiTeaTime
Reposted by CorgiTeaTime
POV: u posted a little joke on blue sky. com
December 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
POV: u posted a little joke on blue sky. com
Reposted by CorgiTeaTime
December 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Reposted by CorgiTeaTime
Surprised this Simpsons quote doesn’t get more play.
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Surprised this Simpsons quote doesn’t get more play.
Reposted by CorgiTeaTime
The scariest part of making cranberry sauce is when it turns into a pink froth and I have to frantically adjust the heat before it escapes the pot and comes for me.
Tonight, I'll be padlocking the fridge shut so it cannot escape, for that which has been awakened can never be returned to slumber.
Tonight, I'll be padlocking the fridge shut so it cannot escape, for that which has been awakened can never be returned to slumber.
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The scariest part of making cranberry sauce is when it turns into a pink froth and I have to frantically adjust the heat before it escapes the pot and comes for me.
Tonight, I'll be padlocking the fridge shut so it cannot escape, for that which has been awakened can never be returned to slumber.
Tonight, I'll be padlocking the fridge shut so it cannot escape, for that which has been awakened can never be returned to slumber.
Reposted by CorgiTeaTime
*Sees unhappy cat with claw stuck in arm of sofa*
"Let me help you there, my friend."
*Gently and patiently rescues cat from its uncomfortable predicament, with enormous care*
Cat (leaving): "I will never forgive you for this, for as long as I live."
"Let me help you there, my friend."
*Gently and patiently rescues cat from its uncomfortable predicament, with enormous care*
Cat (leaving): "I will never forgive you for this, for as long as I live."
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 AM
*Sees unhappy cat with claw stuck in arm of sofa*
"Let me help you there, my friend."
*Gently and patiently rescues cat from its uncomfortable predicament, with enormous care*
Cat (leaving): "I will never forgive you for this, for as long as I live."
"Let me help you there, my friend."
*Gently and patiently rescues cat from its uncomfortable predicament, with enormous care*
Cat (leaving): "I will never forgive you for this, for as long as I live."
Reposted by CorgiTeaTime
*jingling intensifies*
December 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
*jingling intensifies*
Reposted by CorgiTeaTime
Found a dingbat building in Salt Lake. Pretty cool.
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Found a dingbat building in Salt Lake. Pretty cool.
Reposted by CorgiTeaTime
Snow on Sumida River - Tsuchiya Koitsu
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Snow on Sumida River - Tsuchiya Koitsu
Reposted by CorgiTeaTime
There's nothing faster in this world than a corgi when you drop a piece of salmon maki....
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
There's nothing faster in this world than a corgi when you drop a piece of salmon maki....
