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Corner DJ
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A DJ who lives on the corner.
Self-proclaimed King of Yacht Rock on YouTube.
Former professional radio DJ.
Big fan of MST3K (and offshoots), MCU, Brian Posehn's Nerd Poker, Threedom, and UTZ cheese balls.
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I've noticed the older I get, I become less deft and more daft.
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Looks like we're not getting a second season of "Enos."
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]

SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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It would cost $38 billion dollars to extend the Affordable Care Act subsidies for another year and ensure Americans don’t lose their healthcare.

The republicans said no.

Trump sent $40 billion to Argentina and they didn’t object.

Argentina first, America last.
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Doesn't look like we're going to get a second season of "Man From Atlantis."
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Favorite STTOS episode?
For me it will always be "The Lonely Squire of Gothos."
a man holding a gun with the words it 's my game and my rules
ALT: a man holding a gun with the words it 's my game and my rules
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Looks like we're not getting a second season of "The San Pedro Beach Bums."
November 6, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Looks like we're not getting a second season of "Roar."
November 6, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Looks like we're not going to get a second season of "Tales Of The Gold Monkey."
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Remember when they told us with a straight face they captured the girlfriend of the founder of Antifa?
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Terrorists have taken over a building. You get to select one song to blast from speakers on a continuous loop to try to get them to surrender.

Copy and quote-post with the name of the song.

I choose: "Come On Eileen" by Dexys Midnight Runners
Terrorists have taken over a building. You get to select one song to blast from speakers on a continuous loop to try to get them to surrender.

Copy and quote-post with the name of the song.

I choose: "Informer" by Snow
Terrorists have taken over a building. You get to select one song to blast from speakers on a continuous loop to try to get them to surrender.

Copy and quote-post with the name of the song.

I choose: "Barbie Girl" by Aqua
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The one knife I've had the longest has a wooden handle. I put it in the dishwasher every time. Still cuts fine. Don't believe the lies from "Big Wooden-Handled Cutlery."
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Just a reminder to voters:
If you don't choose the lesser of two evils, you're likely to get the greater evil.
November 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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[returning from time travel]

“ok it’s done. I killed baby hitler”

-wtf??? you killed a baby?!?!

“uhh yeah it was hitler… you know, the dude who started the holocaust”

-the what?
October 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Me: Hmm, no one else in the building. That's rare. I should get some recording done while it's quiet.

*spends 15 min. getting everything ready*

Me: And 3, 2, ...

*neighbor starts mowing*

😠
October 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Can you imagine if Canadian geese pooped while they were flying?
October 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Last week during the No Kings protest in Jackson Twp. Stark County Ohio, a pickup truck driver (older white male) left the roadway, jumped a curb, hit a protester who needed to be evacuated to the hospital, and then fled the scene.

Being in a red state, there are zero consequences.
Report: Driver Says 'No Kings' Hit-and-Run Was Accident - News-Talk 1480 WHBC
JACKSON TWP., Ohio (News Talk 1480 WHBC) – The man whose car hit a “No Kings” protestor...
www.whbc.com
October 26, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Welp, looks like we're not getting a second season of Holmes and Yoyo.
October 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
All this because a lady president would be too emotional.
October 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It's truly astonishing how so many things from my childhood now make sense once I was diagnosed (in adulthood) as being on the spectrum.
October 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Collected from various sources,
My favorite Faceplant Guy memes...
October 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
NBC News NOW reporting on Diarrhea Don's AI video...
"He's flying a jet, wearing a crown."
Zero mention of the shit spray on specific Americans.
Now THAT'S journalism!
October 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Me, waiting for ICE to try to kidnap someone who looks brownish but is a US citizen, a 2A fan, and is carrying.
a man wearing 3d glasses is holding a bag of popcorn
ALT: a man wearing 3d glasses is holding a bag of popcorn
media.tenor.com
October 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Reposted by Corner DJ
He did it again for the 5 year anniversary
October 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM