Counting Cards
@countingcardsmusic.bsky.social
This is the official account of the band Counting Cards.
We are an antifascist punk band. We support LGBT rights and humanism, and we oppose theocracy.
We are an antifascist punk band. We support LGBT rights and humanism, and we oppose theocracy.
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Jormungandr
Counting Cards · Album · 2024 · 10 songs
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I'm Ben, the singer and guitarist of Counting Cards. We released a fantastic punk album on Halloween 2024, and would be thrilled if you gave it a listen.
Stream us on Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/6Ckiz7...
Buy the album on Bandcamp: countingcardsmusic.bandcamp.com/album/jormun...
Stream us on Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/6Ckiz7...
Buy the album on Bandcamp: countingcardsmusic.bandcamp.com/album/jormun...
We need to break up the big companies.
netflix buying WB is insane bro
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
We need to break up the big companies.
As an adult with a sedentary job, I now understand that vampire stories like Interview with the Vampire are actually metaphors for how difficult it is to diet.
a young girl with curly hair says i want some more
ALT: a young girl with curly hair says i want some more
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December 5, 2025 at 11:05 AM
As an adult with a sedentary job, I now understand that vampire stories like Interview with the Vampire are actually metaphors for how difficult it is to diet.
A long time ago, I had an awesome hello-kitty guitar that played like shit. I sold it a few years ago for next to nothing, and then a few years later they got kinda valuable. Oops. This was from when I was in a band called Milktown with Evan (middle), who played the drums on my next album.
December 5, 2025 at 10:49 AM
A long time ago, I had an awesome hello-kitty guitar that played like shit. I sold it a few years ago for next to nothing, and then a few years later they got kinda valuable. Oops. This was from when I was in a band called Milktown with Evan (middle), who played the drums on my next album.
My album has a punk cover of Auld Lang Syne, the new years song. Consider grabbing it now that it is bandcamp friday. It would make a great addition to your holiday party playlists.
countingcardsmusic.bandcamp.com/album/jormun...
countingcardsmusic.bandcamp.com/album/jormun...
Jormungandr, by Counting Cards
10 track album
countingcardsmusic.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:23 AM
My album has a punk cover of Auld Lang Syne, the new years song. Consider grabbing it now that it is bandcamp friday. It would make a great addition to your holiday party playlists.
countingcardsmusic.bandcamp.com/album/jormun...
countingcardsmusic.bandcamp.com/album/jormun...
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HELL YEAH A MILLION REPOSTS
May 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
HELL YEAH A MILLION REPOSTS
Please, whatever clever post you were thinking of making that dunks on conservatives, please don't fill my timeline with images of these evil people, especially ugly ass ai ones.
December 4, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Please, whatever clever post you were thinking of making that dunks on conservatives, please don't fill my timeline with images of these evil people, especially ugly ass ai ones.
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I was INVESTED in this story.
December 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I was INVESTED in this story.
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Thank you Spotify for your email reminding me as an artist to take care of my mental health but I would rather you stop stealing my pennies and using them to build a racist Metal Gear
June 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Thank you Spotify for your email reminding me as an artist to take care of my mental health but I would rather you stop stealing my pennies and using them to build a racist Metal Gear
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
You wouldn't down a system
You wouldn't corpse a canibal
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
You wouldn't down a system
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Not in the poem because when the camps were liberated most queers who weren't killed were still in prisons and not liberated, and not seen as valid victims until at least 50 years later.
December 16, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Not in the poem because when the camps were liberated most queers who weren't killed were still in prisons and not liberated, and not seen as valid victims until at least 50 years later.
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🚨Wisconsin🚨
Large tech companies are targeting our lack of regulations to try and exploit towns all over the state. Now is the time to stand up and say NO. ⬇️
Large tech companies are targeting our lack of regulations to try and exploit towns all over the state. Now is the time to stand up and say NO. ⬇️
December 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
🚨Wisconsin🚨
Large tech companies are targeting our lack of regulations to try and exploit towns all over the state. Now is the time to stand up and say NO. ⬇️
Large tech companies are targeting our lack of regulations to try and exploit towns all over the state. Now is the time to stand up and say NO. ⬇️
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Listening to Mexican folk music on Youtube and they're running this horrible ad urging people to self-deport.
Fuck you Kristi Noem, and fuck you Google for taking her money.
Fuck you Kristi Noem, and fuck you Google for taking her money.
December 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Listening to Mexican folk music on Youtube and they're running this horrible ad urging people to self-deport.
Fuck you Kristi Noem, and fuck you Google for taking her money.
Fuck you Kristi Noem, and fuck you Google for taking her money.
Apropos UBI: same
Pay my bills and debts with it so I could use my work income to pay people for art, spoil my cats, pull others out of financial holes, and collect weird shit.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Apropos UBI: same
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Slå en nazist.
Blir det olagligt
slå två.
Blir det olagligt
slå två.
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Slå en nazist.
Blir det olagligt
slå två.
Blir det olagligt
slå två.
"I wanna squeeze you like a danimal! My frozen yogurt is thawed. Yogurt me closer to god!"
-Trent Reznor
-Trent Reznor
November 30, 2025 at 11:17 AM
"I wanna squeeze you like a danimal! My frozen yogurt is thawed. Yogurt me closer to god!"
-Trent Reznor
-Trent Reznor
Check out #MyXboxStory at @TrueAchievement www.trueachievements.com/my-xbox-stor...
Better than bad's #MyXboxStory
Check out Better than bad's lifetime Xbox stats
www.trueachievements.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Check out #MyXboxStory at @TrueAchievement www.trueachievements.com/my-xbox-stor...
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shareholders
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
shareholders
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Born too late to ever own a home.
Born too early to expropriate a billionaire's survival bunker.
Born just in time to watch the entire economy oscillate between debt created for websites and profit created by warfare over and over again like those are the only two things anyone knows how to do
Born too early to expropriate a billionaire's survival bunker.
Born just in time to watch the entire economy oscillate between debt created for websites and profit created by warfare over and over again like those are the only two things anyone knows how to do
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Born too late to ever own a home.
Born too early to expropriate a billionaire's survival bunker.
Born just in time to watch the entire economy oscillate between debt created for websites and profit created by warfare over and over again like those are the only two things anyone knows how to do
Born too early to expropriate a billionaire's survival bunker.
Born just in time to watch the entire economy oscillate between debt created for websites and profit created by warfare over and over again like those are the only two things anyone knows how to do
Road Rovers- Tanks!
YouTube video by Clips, Clips and More Clips
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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Mac & cheese is one of the best tasting things listed, but it doesn't belong at Thanksgiving.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Mac & cheese is one of the best tasting things listed, but it doesn't belong at Thanksgiving.