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Craig
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borderline sufferable
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all things go all things go
google maps broke and created some kind of unholy chicago singularity
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December 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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this made me so happy
December 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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It’s easy to be cynical about the media but entire GENERATIONS of mostly not-famous journalists at places like CBS and the WaPo spent their whole careers doing the work that created the credibility those places had which made them important enough for self-serving billionaires to decide to ruin them
December 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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the shitstorm that’s already brewing because of Bari’s decision to spike this story is going to end up being vastly more damaging to her and to the admin than allowing the story to air would have been

she’s an evil propagandist hack but she is also very bad at doing it in a way that isn’t hamfisted
December 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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it’s so annoying that i have to know what so many stupid incurious and hateful bigoted people are up to all the time. i shouldn’t even have to know what a “bari weiss” is.
December 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
the kids are calling it Merrick-maxing
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
December 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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got my adhd upgraded to ad4k
December 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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I've never lived so close to a What Are We Even Doing Here real estate listing, and I am here, gifting you this experience, make sure to open the pictures

www.redfin.com/MI/Ann-Arbor...
414 S Main St #10, Ann Arbor, MI 48104 - 3 beds/3.5 baths
(SW Michigan MLS) For Sale: 3 beds, 3.5 baths ∙ 5000 sq. ft. ∙ 414 S Main St #10, Ann Arbor, MI 48104 ∙ $7,000,000 ∙ MLS# 25062388 ∙ This Downtown Ann Arbor penthouse stands among the finest residence...
www.redfin.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Trump is like when Mr. Burns from the simpsons has every disease but in his case it's every greek myth that's meant to teach you a lesson
December 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
it's fuckin shite when the wind blows right through you near the Tannhäuser Gate tho
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Cars big as bars. Rivers of gold.
December 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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[gonzo voice] and the Grink, who was NOT there,
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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According to J. Carmichael Watson, the #Gaelic poet Màiri nighean Alasdair Ruaidh (Mary MacLeod, c.1615–c.1707), was buried face-down at her own request:

“She directed that she should be placed face downward in the grave – ‘beul nam breug a chur foidhpe’” (with her lying mouth down)
#WyrdWednesday
December 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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You should have the option of creating a password or hitting your laptop like Fonzie in exactly the same way every time to log in.
December 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
maybe he'll actually admit he is dying
JUST IN: Donald Trump says he will address the nation at 9 PM ET on December 17
December 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2023 at 4:33 PM
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the right attitude
December 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Apart from the fact the leader of the right mocked Reiner, one small difference is that Reiner's day job was making movies that people loved, while Kirk's starting point was creating enemies list of professors to be fired or harassed. These are not the same things.
December 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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actually all of my systems are nervous
December 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Maybe we'll get a real Christmas miracle this year 🙏

'Scrooge' (1970) 📽️
Scrooge - Thank You Very Much
YouTube video by MrChristmasClips
youtu.be
December 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
i thought my sneezes would level off a bit as i got older but i grow increasingly concerned for my future old man self, having to endure such violence
some men sneeze like they've never sneezed before and they're not sure what's happening and they think they might be dying
December 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM