Craxycatlady (she/her)
@craxycatlady.bsky.social
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Wife of my hubby, owned by a cat. Just living through a dystopian nightmare fueled by capitalism, greed, and disinformation. Fuck Trump.
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craxycatlady.bsky.social
The vibes I bring to the funtion:
(I am 30 to 40 years old and I see y'all doing this, so I had to jump in, no cap frfr)
craxycatlady.bsky.social
Why does this never happen to me!?
snarkysillysad.bsky.social
The most interesting game of freeze tag I've ever seen: #AGoodPlace

Source: www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBei...
craxycatlady.bsky.social
I miss Pummelos :( I ate my weight in them the winter before I got on my meds!
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thomasfuchs.at
Columbo Day > Columbus Day
Columbo with a IBM PS/2 (I think)
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grandiloquentwords.bsky.social
Rebarbative [ree-BAR-buh-tiv]
(adj.)
- Causing annoyance, irritation, or aversion; repellent.
- Unattractive and objectionable.
- Fearsome; forbidding.

Use:
“Harold’s rebarbative disposition lingered in the air like mothballs and melancholy; even the dusty old taxidermy seemed to recoil.”
Grandiloquent Word of the Day logo - Sepia-toned graphic with a baroque Victorian typeface and an illustration of a man's face displaying a quite rebarbative expression.
craxycatlady.bsky.social
Protip, when your first tissue box is empty, use it to put the next box of (used) tissues into it.

#ihatebeingsick #andallergies
craxycatlady.bsky.social
Raisin bagel airfried, a bit of honey and a bit of good olive oil. Such a good meal.
A raisin bagel cut in half. A cute cat sitting near his gnome in the background.
craxycatlady.bsky.social
If you aren't eating hard boiled eggs in your kitchen like a weasel then are you even alive?
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michelleroy78.bsky.social
New characters have been unlocked!!!
The army of ANTIFA is growing!!! All hail the heroes!!!
craxycatlady.bsky.social
I read 2 books yesterday and one today.

I'm not hyperfixating on getting out of my own head, ha ha ha.
#booksky
Goodreads app with 3 books listed.
craxycatlady.bsky.social
Read 2 books today...this is fine.

#booksky

Simon vs homo sapiens, and my roommate is a vampire. Both good books... but vampire book was a BOOKSNACK: easy and fast to read but wish it had more substance.
craxycatlady.bsky.social
I didn't steal this book,but I have decided to mark it with notes, and dog ear it. Thanks fir the reccomendation for this book,dad.

#booksky
Steal this book by abbie hoffman. Pig fucking caused by LACE
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anem0ne.net
i don't quite understand the chicken and egg dilemma because eggs predates chickens by many millions of years
craxycatlady.bsky.social
Paper towns by John Green. 2/5 stars.

I thought it was a horror book with the first page (she maintains eye contact and slinks into a window...seems like a night terror but I know nothing)

I didn't like the characters that much, but I did like that it mentions the Catskills.

Movie next.

#booktok
Paper towns by John Green
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amerrill2.bsky.social
There needs to be a Star Trek show where Jeffrey Combs plays every character.

Kind of like Orphan Black but Star Trek.
unic0de.bsky.social
He's my favourite ten guys from Star Trek
craxycatlady.bsky.social
Sluts always be picking up pennies.
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skunk = 🦨

skink = 🦎

skank = never mind, this can’t be worth it
craxycatlady.bsky.social
Good morning!

#breakfasttime
bumblebeetles.bsky.social
“watch me shotgun this egg” as I pick up one of my chickens
craxycatlady.bsky.social
I'm divorcing hubby and marrying Bad Bunny.

It is decided.

I'll do it on our 14th wedding anniversary.
craxycatlady.bsky.social
Woke up post coitous.

HOW DID PUKA DOOOOOOO

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
craxycatlady.bsky.social
But maybe the holes they left just felt like I have lost more.