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Bitter middle aged woman. Registered nurse. Mother of 4 millennials. Daughter of two boomers. Ex wife of 1. Heterosexual life partner to 1. Hobby satirist. Virtual reality game nerd. Pot smoker.
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JDVance is the human equivalent to the asshole burn acquired during severe diarrhea.
If this series is successful they will proceed with Star Trek Bluey!
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!

The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+

🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Trump on Joe Biden (2024): “He has an ability to fall asleep while on camera…in minutes, he’s stone-cold out, and he’s got cameras because he’s the president…You’ll never see me sleeping in front of a camera.”
December 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Is it bad to say “I’m sorry if I was bitchy to you, but you were really getting on my nerves”? Asking for a friend.
December 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1

CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1

Trickle-down economics was always a sham.

Nothing has ever trickled down.
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Under President Trump, electricity prices are surging — up 11%! — leaving millions behind on their utility bills, with past-due balances at an all-time high.

American families deserve better.
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Donald Trump was never good looking. Not even as a young man. He always looked like an asshole. His best looking days had him as a mid at best.
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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AP is back in court today to defend itself and the right to speak freely without government retaliation.
Why AP is standing for your right to speak freely
The executive editor of The Associated Press says the news organization is fighting for the right of the press and public to speak freely without being targeted by the government.
bit.ly
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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This kid is brilliant. Voice of a generation.
🎵 “Join Ice” - @wellesmusic on Colbert
November 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Nurses are the backbone of healthcare. They deserve more respect.
November 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Farting is such a wonderful and satisfying thing. People should offer congratulations when you experience a tremendous release of gas.
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene is about to pursue a relationship with Hunter Biden.
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I’m not sure why I don’t have any compassion or empathy for Caroline Leavitt. She’s only 29, and most likely just parroting what she’s told to say. But it’s the conviction of which she speaks, like she believes it in her core that’s the problem.
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 AM
MAGA men are probably celebrating after Trumps “Quiet, Piggy” remakes. They are the people upset that you can’t say the N world or the R word. You know they want to yell hateful things again at women they don’t find attractive.
November 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Jesus Christ
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I am so impressed with Charlotte NC right now. I didn’t expect them to stand up like this. Fuck yeah!!!
November 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I’m 99% sure this isn’t true but I absolutely love that this is pissing him off.
November 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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We are living in a timeline where if Bill Clinton said Donald Trump gave him a blowjob MAGA would praise Bill Clinton and ask him for tips to do the same.
November 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Everyone is saying racism. While that could be part of it, my spidey senses say he had money on the game.
Texas A&M police says it has removed this trooper from his game day assignment following this:
November 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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I was 15 when it happened .
I was so traumatized I had to drop out of 10th grade halfway through the year. I finished HS through the mail while I spent my days in intensive outpatient therapy.
I am 42 now & hardly a day goes by I don’t think about it.

So no, it’s not ok to rape 15yr olds. #MeToo
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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To think about: as bad as the 20,000 files released from the estate today are, they're among the least awful. They're the things the FBI determined they didn't need in order to pursue crimes. All the worst stuff is with the govt. Yet today seemed pretty damn bad. It gave me the heebie jeebies. :/
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As a woman who vividly remembers what it was like being a girl from ages 10-18, I am all for calling the predatory actions of men towards young girls as pedophilia. Dershowitz will definitely burn in hell.
Dershowitz: The predecessor on your show described Epstein as a convicted pedophile. He pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. That’s not a pedophile.
November 15, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I’m not usually for canceling someone for saying something. But if there’s anyone on the face of this earth who deserves it, it’s Megyn Kelly. As a woman, I am ashamed of her. She is definitely the most vile “pick me” on the planet.
November 15, 2025 at 11:35 AM