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Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 1d

You should repost Jonathan Taylor Swift

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Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 2d

We regretfully announce Jordan Peterson has suffocated on his own penis

Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 4d

Not even the beginning part in Wayne’s World (this counts for both)

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Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 5d

Every new Taylor Swift song sounds like Adam West Batman trying to figure out The Riddler’s clues.

Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 9d

Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters is finally going to screen at the Tokyo Film Festival so I’m here is the greatest film review I have ever seen on TV from @annebillson.bsky.social youtu.be/JlExK0k3j-c?...

Yukio Mishima Film Review From 1989

YouTube video by mishima1970

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Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 9d

Hey my username is relevant again.

Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 10d

The kind of loser upset at Bad Bunny playing at the Super Bowl

Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 10d

Perhaps you manifested him like Stranger Than Fiction

Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 10d

Every time I watch the Lost in the Pond YouTube guy, I think he’s Nigel.

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Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 11d

Everyone is talking about this

Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 12d

I was wondering why all the rats were celebrating

a computer generated image of a rat standing on a rug

Alt: a computer generated image of a rat dancing on a rug

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Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 12d

Wanna feel old? Lady Gaga is a grown adult now.

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Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 12d

No I’ve seen The Sopranos

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Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 12d

Very strange considering Adams just dropped out so what was the benefit here?

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Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 12d

This also happened in Australia and might have been inspired by Dirty Harry

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Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 13d

I always thought it was weird that the title and theme song were based on the status quo that was changed by the very premise of the pilot. The whole is about him not being an empty nestor anymore.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 13d

So 8 years ago, @cruzflores.bsky.social and i made a webseries called They Live Together, a comedy about a couple navigating marriage in a world full of vampires, zombies, and other cryptic creatures. No one paid any attention to it. Here it is if you would like to watch!
youtu.be/GjVk_cMqojQ?...

They Live With Vampires

YouTube video by They Live Together

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Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 13d

I like Bob Dylan’s singing because he sounds like he means it. That’s all I care about.

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Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 13d

This is great

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 14d

The puppeteer's union has rejected my slogan "We Need More Hand Jobs!"

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Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 16d

a close up of a woman with curly hair wearing a yellow shirt and smiling .

Alt: Gretchen from Mean Girls saying “I don’t think my father, the inventor of toaster strudel would be too pleased to hear this.”

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Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 17d

Indistinguishable

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Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 18d

Jimmy Fallon wouldn’t stick his neck out if the rest of him was in an anthill on fire. He has achieved a superhuman ability to “look the other way” not seen since referees in the Attitude Era.

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Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 19d

My brand

taddy mason @no_goblins

(Consistently posting completely unfunny and barely decipherable nonsense) guys I think I'm shadowbanned

Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 19d

My face every time Krypto bites something