Hex ☕️ Cryptic Crits
@crypticcrits.bsky.social
Cripplepunk Cryptid Dicemaker in the Midwest | Dice for Weird Ones | Eldritch Memes, if you please | crypticcrits.com | linktr.ee/crypticcrits
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Hullo folks! New Users means New Introductions.
I'm Hex, your midwest cryptid & dicemaker. I like making shinies for D&D, Pathfinder, Shadowrun, Fate, VtM & all other TTRPGs.
If you like any of the above, you should follow! Looking for other #dicemaker like me too.
#TTRPG #DiceGoblin #cryptid
I'm Hex, your midwest cryptid & dicemaker. I like making shinies for D&D, Pathfinder, Shadowrun, Fate, VtM & all other TTRPGs.
If you like any of the above, you should follow! Looking for other #dicemaker like me too.
#TTRPG #DiceGoblin #cryptid
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Pass legislation requiring that no one earning less than $100k a year be audited or pursued for tax debt while corporatons use arcane loopholes to avoid paying any tax at all.
My bipartisan IRS MATH Act with Senator Bill Cassidy is now law.
Now, if you mess up your taxes, the IRS has to tell you where you made a mistake and how to fix it.
No more spending a fortune on lawyers or hours to find errors.
That means fewer headaches and more money in your pocket.
Now, if you mess up your taxes, the IRS has to tell you where you made a mistake and how to fix it.
No more spending a fortune on lawyers or hours to find errors.
That means fewer headaches and more money in your pocket.
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Pass legislation requiring that no one earning less than $100k a year be audited or pursued for tax debt while corporatons use arcane loopholes to avoid paying any tax at all.
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It cost 0$ to share a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale.
Get 10% off using code BIBIPINSSALEWEEK on almost everything in my store!! Ends Dec 5th at 11:59PM MST. I rarely have sales.
Store: Bibipins.com
Get 10% off using code BIBIPINSSALEWEEK on almost everything in my store!! Ends Dec 5th at 11:59PM MST. I rarely have sales.
Store: Bibipins.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It cost 0$ to share a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale.
Get 10% off using code BIBIPINSSALEWEEK on almost everything in my store!! Ends Dec 5th at 11:59PM MST. I rarely have sales.
Store: Bibipins.com
Get 10% off using code BIBIPINSSALEWEEK on almost everything in my store!! Ends Dec 5th at 11:59PM MST. I rarely have sales.
Store: Bibipins.com
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Gotta pay back my neighbor 40 for my meds. Couple doctor visits and a scan coming up soon. Every little bit adds up! Help keep me semi-healthy & stable!
Drop tips:
ko-fi.com/revcasey/goal
https://paypal.me/tpipc
(credit/debit): https://bit.ly/payrev
Grab TTRPG games:
www.drivethrurpg.com...
Drop tips:
ko-fi.com/revcasey/goal
https://paypal.me/tpipc
(credit/debit): https://bit.ly/payrev
Grab TTRPG games:
www.drivethrurpg.com...
Support Rev Casey ❤️
Become a supporter of Rev Casey today!
ko-fi.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Gotta pay back my neighbor 40 for my meds. Couple doctor visits and a scan coming up soon. Every little bit adds up! Help keep me semi-healthy & stable!
Drop tips:
ko-fi.com/revcasey/goal
https://paypal.me/tpipc
(credit/debit): https://bit.ly/payrev
Grab TTRPG games:
www.drivethrurpg.com...
Drop tips:
ko-fi.com/revcasey/goal
https://paypal.me/tpipc
(credit/debit): https://bit.ly/payrev
Grab TTRPG games:
www.drivethrurpg.com...
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The Magus was featured in a popular TikTok, and people have been really supporting the game.
To celebrate this milestone, 100 community copies are now available—no need to email anymore. Get a free copy of the Magus in just a single click.
To celebrate this milestone, 100 community copies are now available—no need to email anymore. Get a free copy of the Magus in just a single click.
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The Magus was featured in a popular TikTok, and people have been really supporting the game.
To celebrate this milestone, 100 community copies are now available—no need to email anymore. Get a free copy of the Magus in just a single click.
To celebrate this milestone, 100 community copies are now available—no need to email anymore. Get a free copy of the Magus in just a single click.
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I would have more time and brain power to make all the passion projects I have planned and am already working on and would be a hell of a lot less stressed.
honestly life would be perfect. I really don't need much
I just want to make things and eat good food
honestly life would be perfect. I really don't need much
I just want to make things and eat good food
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I would have more time and brain power to make all the passion projects I have planned and am already working on and would be a hell of a lot less stressed.
honestly life would be perfect. I really don't need much
I just want to make things and eat good food
honestly life would be perfect. I really don't need much
I just want to make things and eat good food
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I know some service bottoms too but I don't go around outing them like this.
November 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I know some service bottoms too but I don't go around outing them like this.
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my #1 worry about the next five years is not that we won't beat the fascists. we will absolutely beat the fascists.
we might lose to the centrists.
we might lose to the centrists.
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
my #1 worry about the next five years is not that we won't beat the fascists. we will absolutely beat the fascists.
we might lose to the centrists.
we might lose to the centrists.
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Have shop.
Neat things.
Wares if you have coin, etc.
This concludes another flawless bit of self promotion.
artificerind.threadless.com
Neat things.
Wares if you have coin, etc.
This concludes another flawless bit of self promotion.
artificerind.threadless.com
Artificer Industries | Featuring custom t-shirts, prints, and more
artificerind's Shop
artificerind.threadless.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Have shop.
Neat things.
Wares if you have coin, etc.
This concludes another flawless bit of self promotion.
artificerind.threadless.com
Neat things.
Wares if you have coin, etc.
This concludes another flawless bit of self promotion.
artificerind.threadless.com
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I undo the top button of my shirt.
Another.
and another.
Another.
As your eyes make their way down my body
savoring each curve along the way
you see something scrawled on my skin
a little love note just for you
you lean close
and read:
'go leave reviews for your favorite indie makers, hot stuff'
Another.
and another.
Another.
As your eyes make their way down my body
savoring each curve along the way
you see something scrawled on my skin
a little love note just for you
you lean close
and read:
'go leave reviews for your favorite indie makers, hot stuff'
a black and white photo of a woman blowing a kiss through a window .
Alt: a black and white gif of a woman blowing a kiss through a window .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I undo the top button of my shirt.
Another.
and another.
Another.
As your eyes make their way down my body
savoring each curve along the way
you see something scrawled on my skin
a little love note just for you
you lean close
and read:
'go leave reviews for your favorite indie makers, hot stuff'
Another.
and another.
Another.
As your eyes make their way down my body
savoring each curve along the way
you see something scrawled on my skin
a little love note just for you
you lean close
and read:
'go leave reviews for your favorite indie makers, hot stuff'
Oh hi, uhm, that's more than a few of you. Hello people. I'm a dice maker and cryptid shitposter. Normally I'd say something fancier but I'm trying to avoid freezing my bits off at the present.
Here's a photo dump of my shinies for the moment. crypticcrits.com
Here's a photo dump of my shinies for the moment. crypticcrits.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Oh hi, uhm, that's more than a few of you. Hello people. I'm a dice maker and cryptid shitposter. Normally I'd say something fancier but I'm trying to avoid freezing my bits off at the present.
Here's a photo dump of my shinies for the moment. crypticcrits.com
Here's a photo dump of my shinies for the moment. crypticcrits.com
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November 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Games against Genocide Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED!
There are 50 TTRPGs to discover for a $10+ donation to @doctorswithoutborders.org and their Palestinian relief efforts.
Purchase the bundle here: tiltify.com/@jesthehuman...
There are 50 TTRPGs to discover for a $10+ donation to @doctorswithoutborders.org and their Palestinian relief efforts.
Purchase the bundle here: tiltify.com/@jesthehuman...
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Games against Genocide Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED!
There are 50 TTRPGs to discover for a $10+ donation to @doctorswithoutborders.org and their Palestinian relief efforts.
Purchase the bundle here: tiltify.com/@jesthehuman...
There are 50 TTRPGs to discover for a $10+ donation to @doctorswithoutborders.org and their Palestinian relief efforts.
Purchase the bundle here: tiltify.com/@jesthehuman...
Can't make it to PAX U? Come play here!
During the convention I'll be hosting a special sale on my site - the link only available through the digital exhibitor's hall in the discord when the time comes. Singles and Chonks with special pricing too!
During the convention I'll be hosting a special sale on my site - the link only available through the digital exhibitor's hall in the discord when the time comes. Singles and Chonks with special pricing too!
🎉PLAYER REGISTRATION IS OPEN!🎉
We are FOUR DAYS OUT, and the schedule for Con Zero Fall 2025 is officially live, full of games to sign up for, panels and parties to attend! 🤩
Sign up now and join the server at conventionzero.carrd.co
We are FOUR DAYS OUT, and the schedule for Con Zero Fall 2025 is officially live, full of games to sign up for, panels and parties to attend! 🤩
Sign up now and join the server at conventionzero.carrd.co
November 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Can't make it to PAX U? Come play here!
During the convention I'll be hosting a special sale on my site - the link only available through the digital exhibitor's hall in the discord when the time comes. Singles and Chonks with special pricing too!
During the convention I'll be hosting a special sale on my site - the link only available through the digital exhibitor's hall in the discord when the time comes. Singles and Chonks with special pricing too!
Been repost-a-holic this week while I deal with new medication. Also the genuine emotional whiplash of the last two weeks has me pretty wild, I don't know about the rest of you.
November 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Been repost-a-holic this week while I deal with new medication. Also the genuine emotional whiplash of the last two weeks has me pretty wild, I don't know about the rest of you.
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Last thing for today: if you truly are progressive, that means you don’t leave any vulnerable person behind. Even vulnerable ppl who live in the South. And if you have an exception to that rule, you aren’t actually progressive.
We fight for all vulnerable ppl. Period.
We fight for all vulnerable ppl. Period.
November 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Last thing for today: if you truly are progressive, that means you don’t leave any vulnerable person behind. Even vulnerable ppl who live in the South. And if you have an exception to that rule, you aren’t actually progressive.
We fight for all vulnerable ppl. Period.
We fight for all vulnerable ppl. Period.
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Asking nicely that all the dungeon masters out there include Childish Gnombino in their next D&D campaign
November 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Asking nicely that all the dungeon masters out there include Childish Gnombino in their next D&D campaign
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everyone who wants Democrats to focus on throwing immigrants and trans people under the bus needs to explain why this is not going to be the end result
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
everyone who wants Democrats to focus on throwing immigrants and trans people under the bus needs to explain why this is not going to be the end result
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November 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
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Are you telling me that The New York Times could have ended Trump’s presidency before it began had they been willing to run the photos of him with girls in bikinis in Epstein’s kitchen?
I hope every independent journalist talks about this until we find out why they didn’t run that story.
I hope every independent journalist talks about this until we find out why they didn’t run that story.
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Are you telling me that The New York Times could have ended Trump’s presidency before it began had they been willing to run the photos of him with girls in bikinis in Epstein’s kitchen?
I hope every independent journalist talks about this until we find out why they didn’t run that story.
I hope every independent journalist talks about this until we find out why they didn’t run that story.
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The phys ranged and casters are now available on my online print shop (along with the previous tanks and healers) for anyone who was interested in getting physical copies of them:
inprnt.com/gallery/lady...
[RT are very 🥰!]
inprnt.com/gallery/lady...
[RT are very 🥰!]
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The phys ranged and casters are now available on my online print shop (along with the previous tanks and healers) for anyone who was interested in getting physical copies of them:
inprnt.com/gallery/lady...
[RT are very 🥰!]
inprnt.com/gallery/lady...
[RT are very 🥰!]
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"We are talking about *life*—the ways we depend on one other and sustain each other as we make and unmake each other. Even when we fail, and our spirits collapse, we are living in opposition to that which would destroy us. We are living and fighting for each other, and that means we have a chance."
My latest is a love letter to Chicago. "I see you stumbling through the stubborn, awkward rhythm of showing up, again and again. I see you fighting alongside people who sometimes frustrate and confuse you, and defending neighbors you may have never met, because you know they’re all your people."
In Chicago, We Run Toward Danger Together
"Faced with unrelenting state violence, Chicagoans have refused to be cowed," says Mariame Kaba.
organizingmythoughts.org
November 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
"We are talking about *life*—the ways we depend on one other and sustain each other as we make and unmake each other. Even when we fail, and our spirits collapse, we are living in opposition to that which would destroy us. We are living and fighting for each other, and that means we have a chance."
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Look, if Steam wants to sell everyone a Linux PC pretending to be a Sexy Gamecube, I'm not going to argue.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKr...
Steam Hardware Announcement
YouTube video by Valve
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Look, if Steam wants to sell everyone a Linux PC pretending to be a Sexy Gamecube, I'm not going to argue.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKr...
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Call them:
Schumer (NY)
202 224-6542
Booker (NJ)
202 224-3224
King (ME)
202 224-5344
Hassan (NH)
202 224-3324
Durbin (IL)
202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA)
202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH)
202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY)
202 224-4451
Masto (NV)
202 224-3542
Warner (VA)
202 224-2023
Fetterman (PA)
No Point
Schumer (NY)
202 224-6542
Booker (NJ)
202 224-3224
King (ME)
202 224-5344
Hassan (NH)
202 224-3324
Durbin (IL)
202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA)
202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH)
202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY)
202 224-4451
Masto (NV)
202 224-3542
Warner (VA)
202 224-2023
Fetterman (PA)
No Point
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Call them:
Schumer (NY)
202 224-6542
Booker (NJ)
202 224-3224
King (ME)
202 224-5344
Hassan (NH)
202 224-3324
Durbin (IL)
202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA)
202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH)
202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY)
202 224-4451
Masto (NV)
202 224-3542
Warner (VA)
202 224-2023
Fetterman (PA)
No Point
Schumer (NY)
202 224-6542
Booker (NJ)
202 224-3224
King (ME)
202 224-5344
Hassan (NH)
202 224-3324
Durbin (IL)
202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA)
202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH)
202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY)
202 224-4451
Masto (NV)
202 224-3542
Warner (VA)
202 224-2023
Fetterman (PA)
No Point
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The beer jacket is an ai image btw.
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The beer jacket is an ai image btw.