Crystal Chambers ✨ Seattle & FMTY
@crystalchambers.bsky.social
30(+), flirty, and thriving.
The perfect handful that’ll
charm the pants off you.
meetcrystalchambers.com
The perfect handful that’ll
charm the pants off you.
meetcrystalchambers.com
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I am my own means of production
Someone showing me their Letterboxd
Me: “Okay my little Gene Shallot!”
Me: “Okay my little Gene Shallot!”
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Someone showing me their Letterboxd
Me: “Okay my little Gene Shallot!”
Me: “Okay my little Gene Shallot!”
As someone who studies both Astrology and the stock market… The stock market is absolutely astrology for men.
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
As someone who studies both Astrology and the stock market… The stock market is absolutely astrology for men.
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Some days you have to create your own sunshine ☀️
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Some days you have to create your own sunshine ☀️
Hear me out, 2026 reboot of the Brave Little Toaster but it’s the Brave Little Ring Light of an OF creator.
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Hear me out, 2026 reboot of the Brave Little Toaster but it’s the Brave Little Ring Light of an OF creator.
Now would be an incredible time to move all your communication *cough emailing providers cough* to protonmail.
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Now would be an incredible time to move all your communication *cough emailing providers cough* to protonmail.
Bay Area! If I flew in Monday to Wednesday 12/8-12/10 would I have any that wants to see beautiful ol me?
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Bay Area! If I flew in Monday to Wednesday 12/8-12/10 would I have any that wants to see beautiful ol me?
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Alexa: Play “One Thing” by Lola Young 🎵💙
November 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Alexa: Play “One Thing” by Lola Young 🎵💙
Are you coming?
November 21, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Are you coming?
What is adult content about this picture? 😅
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
What is adult content about this picture? 😅
Why ChatGTP when you chat with me? I don’t require nearly the same amount of water and staring at me for hours will not give you a headache. 😇
Pour one out for all the guys who can't talk to their girlfriends because ChatGPT is down
November 19, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Why ChatGTP when you chat with me? I don’t require nearly the same amount of water and staring at me for hours will not give you a headache. 😇
SPOILER: the only two songs in Bugonia are Good Luck, Babe by Chappell Roan and Basket Case by Green Day.
November 19, 2025 at 7:16 AM
SPOILER: the only two songs in Bugonia are Good Luck, Babe by Chappell Roan and Basket Case by Green Day.
Post pilates, pre-cleaning my room
November 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Post pilates, pre-cleaning my room
Suuureeee I could continue doing research for my next writing project but I could also binge watch a very horny French period piece tv show on HBO.
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Suuureeee I could continue doing research for my next writing project but I could also binge watch a very horny French period piece tv show on HBO.
I love when cats are named ~Henri~
November 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I love when cats are named ~Henri~
Thank you Bluesky. I do need news from independent journalists dispersed amongst pictures of my hot friends in bikinis. 🙏
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Thank you Bluesky. I do need news from independent journalists dispersed amongst pictures of my hot friends in bikinis. 🙏
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Fascinating if true:
it's funny that one of the people on bluesky's board made a "social media head of trust and safety simulator" game years back, and the way to get a five star rating was to stand up for sex workers and tell the government to fuck off and die
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Fascinating if true:
Hello! I am off grid this week! See you later, gaters!
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Hello! I am off grid this week! See you later, gaters!
Okay let’s have a normal argument on the internet.
Do you eat your pizza crust or are you a monster?
Do you eat your pizza crust or are you a monster?
November 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Okay let’s have a normal argument on the internet.
Do you eat your pizza crust or are you a monster?
Do you eat your pizza crust or are you a monster?
Collective power actually works ya’ll. Radicalize, organize, unionize, celebrate and then keep moving.
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Collective power actually works ya’ll. Radicalize, organize, unionize, celebrate and then keep moving.
PNW GFE means hairy pits, waxed bikini, shaved legs, a penchant for nice cocktails, and getting your ear talked off about hot girls, good books, and care centered politics. Don’t worry! Your d gets s’ed real good too.
November 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
PNW GFE means hairy pits, waxed bikini, shaved legs, a penchant for nice cocktails, and getting your ear talked off about hot girls, good books, and care centered politics. Don’t worry! Your d gets s’ed real good too.
Tag yourself. I’m combining: pantsuited girlboss (formerly skittle haired) activist.
My favorite, though, is adderall-addicted dog mom diversity consultants.
My favorite, though, is adderall-addicted dog mom diversity consultants.
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
November 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Tag yourself. I’m combining: pantsuited girlboss (formerly skittle haired) activist.
My favorite, though, is adderall-addicted dog mom diversity consultants.
My favorite, though, is adderall-addicted dog mom diversity consultants.
Arguing with transphobes on the internet is one of my favorite sports. And I feel like I never lose because I am completely right in defending the self actualization of angels on earth.
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Arguing with transphobes on the internet is one of my favorite sports. And I feel like I never lose because I am completely right in defending the self actualization of angels on earth.
My sfw Halloween outfit was Rumi from Kpop Demon Hunters and my nsfw is on that special site. ☺️
November 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My sfw Halloween outfit was Rumi from Kpop Demon Hunters and my nsfw is on that special site. ☺️
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My wife has volunteered at a local food bank for years and confirms what many of you have probably heard: in this case, straight cash is a good donation if you can do it.
The food banks have better access and buying power than individuals do, and can try to address item imbalances as they see them.
The food banks have better access and buying power than individuals do, and can try to address item imbalances as they see them.
October 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My wife has volunteered at a local food bank for years and confirms what many of you have probably heard: in this case, straight cash is a good donation if you can do it.
The food banks have better access and buying power than individuals do, and can try to address item imbalances as they see them.
The food banks have better access and buying power than individuals do, and can try to address item imbalances as they see them.
unfortunately, no, that is not cum in my hair but in fact tarter sauce.
October 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
unfortunately, no, that is not cum in my hair but in fact tarter sauce.