シニカル
@cynicaloldbat.bsky.social
Cyan haired chronically disappointed sorcerer. The one some call Cyn…others prefer to call a terror. 😈⚰️
| genderfluid | 🧷💕 | 🏳️🌈 | 🪬 | 👻⚰️🪦
| genderfluid | 🧷💕 | 🏳️🌈 | 🪬 | 👻⚰️🪦
Happy Halloween you heathens!
November 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Happy Halloween you heathens!
I am asking the minimum. The bare fucking minimum and instead of being respected I am going out of my way to keep the peace all the fucking time because my boundaries are treated like nothing.
October 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I am asking the minimum. The bare fucking minimum and instead of being respected I am going out of my way to keep the peace all the fucking time because my boundaries are treated like nothing.
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anything can be a slowburn if the writer is bad with updates
October 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
anything can be a slowburn if the writer is bad with updates
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she’s a 10 but her sexual interests terrify me
October 8, 2025 at 6:42 AM
she’s a 10 but her sexual interests terrify me
My shift starts in 3hrs and I haven’t slept yet 😮💨
October 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
My shift starts in 3hrs and I haven’t slept yet 😮💨
A history podcast and some cuddles could cure my 4am blues…
…target acquired. ❣️
…target acquired. ❣️
October 15, 2025 at 7:59 AM
A history podcast and some cuddles could cure my 4am blues…
…target acquired. ❣️
…target acquired. ❣️
At least we had a good final weekend of non-bullshit.
October 15, 2025 at 7:52 AM
At least we had a good final weekend of non-bullshit.
I have been blatantly fronting solo for hours while everyone tries to calm down 🐝 and usually I have someone with me so it’s so weird to be aggressively singular in this moment
October 15, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I have been blatantly fronting solo for hours while everyone tries to calm down 🐝 and usually I have someone with me so it’s so weird to be aggressively singular in this moment
The cousin actually told me to get a sugar mama today in response to my breakdown and just thanks real helpful
October 15, 2025 at 7:49 AM
The cousin actually told me to get a sugar mama today in response to my breakdown and just thanks real helpful
And if the shoe fits and all that cliche bullshit or whatevers
October 15, 2025 at 7:45 AM
And if the shoe fits and all that cliche bullshit or whatevers
But also how dare you
October 15, 2025 at 7:45 AM
But also how dare you
At least I am overcoming. Letting go and overfuckingcoming
October 15, 2025 at 7:45 AM
At least I am overcoming. Letting go and overfuckingcoming
Cyn and the no good terrible down right fucking awful day
October 15, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Cyn and the no good terrible down right fucking awful day
You’re telling me my 💩head cohost was out for hours yesterday and never posted on the family bsky? IS OUR FAMILY SHITPOSTING A JOKE TO YOU SIR?!
October 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM
You’re telling me my 💩head cohost was out for hours yesterday and never posted on the family bsky? IS OUR FAMILY SHITPOSTING A JOKE TO YOU SIR?!
“Of course, I’d never judge you. Only God and David Bowie have the ability to judge any of us.” - Actual thing I overheard a headmate say.
…and honestly, they are so real for it. #DID #OSDD
…and honestly, they are so real for it. #DID #OSDD
a man with red hair is laying on a bed with his head on his arm .
ALT: a man with red hair is laying on a bed with his head on his arm .
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October 9, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Dear Cyn, get your shit together.
October 7, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Dear Cyn, get your shit together.
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the “you caught feelings” to “now i’m blocked” pipeline
October 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
the “you caught feelings” to “now i’m blocked” pipeline
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Either you're against fascism, or you're foolish enough to believe it won't come for you.
October 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Either you're against fascism, or you're foolish enough to believe it won't come for you.
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LOOK AT THE MOON!!!!!!!!!
October 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
LOOK AT THE MOON!!!!!!!!!
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i was about 2 seconds into signing up for mastodon and then had a moment of clarity: what in the actual fuck am i doing?
October 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
i was about 2 seconds into signing up for mastodon and then had a moment of clarity: what in the actual fuck am i doing?
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in a past life we were mortal enemies
October 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
in a past life we were mortal enemies
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MONDAY.
SPITE AS FUEL.
SPITE AS FUEL.
October 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
MONDAY.
SPITE AS FUEL.
SPITE AS FUEL.
🧷 keeps getting mad at me calling his Arctic Monkeys loving ass “my Ford Cortina”. Guess he can’t take a joke. 🤷
a cartoon devil with tears in his eyes and the words `` menace '' written below it .
ALT: a cartoon devil with tears in his eyes and the words `` menace '' written below it .
media.tenor.com
October 7, 2025 at 6:01 AM
🧷 keeps getting mad at me calling his Arctic Monkeys loving ass “my Ford Cortina”. Guess he can’t take a joke. 🤷
I wish the moon didn’t effect me so much 😩 I just wanna freaking sleep yo
October 6, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I wish the moon didn’t effect me so much 😩 I just wanna freaking sleep yo