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I have typed and deleted no less than 6 responses to this

I guess it’s just so wild how *clear* it all is
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Most of my close friends I met in middle school
watching John Green talk about his buddy from high school who is still his friend and I’m curious, is that common for people on here?
February 12, 2026 at 9:28 PM
“grok, what’s a good way to tell people ‘don’t panic’ without literally saying ‘don’t panic?’”
The White House just sent a "Don't Panic" email. That'll do it
February 9, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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Patriots owner Bob Crap
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
we made cinnamon rolls this morning and let our 2 year old have a couple. but then:

"more cinnamon rolls?"

"no, sweetie, two cinnamon rolls is enough"

"...five cinnamon rolls?"
February 9, 2026 at 3:52 AM
god watching new england eat shit in a super bowl rules, fuck boston forever
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
no they’re too busy appearing in the Epstein files
hey real honest Q are any of the harpers letters free speech warriors making as big a deal out of this as people calling bad bahn mi sandwiches racist or w/e
A Florida A&M University law student says the school told her to remove the word 'Black' from a Black History Month event flyer. The school says it is in full compliance with state law
February 8, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this
This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.
February 7, 2026 at 3:53 AM
lmao already preparing myself for the “stop calling them the epstein class, it’s bad!” coming from libs
Ossoff: We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate.
February 7, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.
February 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
try detecting this, WADA
February 6, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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🙃
February 6, 2026 at 2:03 AM
ok yeah I’ve seen enough: Schumer is a collaborator and should be punished accordingly
Chuck Schumer says ICE should be allowed to wear masks in "unusual circumstances—you know, some guy's picture was put up by a terrorist group or something."
February 5, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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Now that Brody King is in the mainstream consciousness, a great time to remind everyone that he has a fucking great cameo in the Calico Cut Pants sketch in I Think You Should Leave.
February 5, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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In their ideal society, wealthy men can prey upon young women and children, without consequence. And less wealthy men can prey upon trans people, without consequence.

It's not hypocrisy that they instantly started defending Epstein, it's consistency. Both are necessary parts of their ideal world
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 AM
boy there sure are an odd cohort of people who all seem to be doing their best to downplay associating with Jeffrey Epstein after his conviction
very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth
February 5, 2026 at 12:31 PM
trying not to lose my mind at people in the replies who still think wrestling fans are conservative in the year of our lord 2026
February 5, 2026 at 5:23 AM
man, the nba feels so juiceless now. harden and anthony davis traded at the deadline and i feel nothing. or maybe thats just the anhedonia
February 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
damn chuck you reeeeeally wanna be tried as a collaborator, huh
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:

End the roving patrols and racial profiling.

Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.

Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 11:12 PM
yeah, so bari weiss is firmly an agent of the epstein class
Simply incredible
February 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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Abolish ICE.

There’s no reforming it.

There’s no compromise.

There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
February 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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"Employees tell the news station that the company, which largely employs undocumented workers at its Southampton shop, has been harassing staffers and “telling them that if their documents are not in order and they attempted to join the labor union they would get deported "
A friend recently bought me these Tiny Tates Gluten Free cookies and they're pretty delicious. I googled them to see where I could buy more but instead this popped up.

Gross. Evil.

I'll find another sweet treat.

ny.eater.com/2021/3/12/22...
Tate’s Bake Shop Workers Allegedly Threatened With Deportation Due to Unionization Efforts
Plus, NYC restaurateurs eagerly look forward to next boost of federal aid — and more intel
ny.eater.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:58 PM
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I think it's funny that this interview gave Chotiner a chance to reference this thing he tweeted about 4 years ago
February 2, 2026 at 3:04 PM