Dave
@daaav.bsky.social
He/Him
Kind of an idiot.
Musician-The Leisure Boys, BVR.
Can normally be found watching movies. Fan of the Boston Celtics, Bruins, Fleet, Wrestling and niche podcasts.
Kind of an idiot.
Musician-The Leisure Boys, BVR.
Can normally be found watching movies. Fan of the Boston Celtics, Bruins, Fleet, Wrestling and niche podcasts.
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this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
January 16, 2026 at 9:38 PM
this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
The future of guys is nothing but videos of 38 year olds saying “gen z is trying to cancel Eminem, over my dead body pussies”
January 17, 2026 at 11:30 PM
The future of guys is nothing but videos of 38 year olds saying “gen z is trying to cancel Eminem, over my dead body pussies”
I think this is a pivot we all saw coming honestly.
January 17, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I think this is a pivot we all saw coming honestly.
Important life update; I’ve started watching Reacher and I fear there is no going back. I love this shit.
January 17, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Important life update; I’ve started watching Reacher and I fear there is no going back. I love this shit.
This rocks
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This rocks
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MIRANDA: the firm doesn’t want to make me partner because I’m a woman
CHARLOTTE: tell me about it — no man wants to make me their partner either!
SAMANTHA: have either of you tried giving better blowjobs?
CARRIE: big is moving to paris
GUILLERMO DEL TORO: I am going to make Frankenstein sexy
CHARLOTTE: tell me about it — no man wants to make me their partner either!
SAMANTHA: have either of you tried giving better blowjobs?
CARRIE: big is moving to paris
GUILLERMO DEL TORO: I am going to make Frankenstein sexy
November 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
MIRANDA: the firm doesn’t want to make me partner because I’m a woman
CHARLOTTE: tell me about it — no man wants to make me their partner either!
SAMANTHA: have either of you tried giving better blowjobs?
CARRIE: big is moving to paris
GUILLERMO DEL TORO: I am going to make Frankenstein sexy
CHARLOTTE: tell me about it — no man wants to make me their partner either!
SAMANTHA: have either of you tried giving better blowjobs?
CARRIE: big is moving to paris
GUILLERMO DEL TORO: I am going to make Frankenstein sexy
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It's early, and there has been only one trailer released thus far for it. But I believe "MJ," the Michael Jackson biopic starring his nephew as the King of Pop himself, could be the greatest piece of famous pedophile entertainment since the Prince Andrew interview. Pass the popcorn!
November 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It's early, and there has been only one trailer released thus far for it. But I believe "MJ," the Michael Jackson biopic starring his nephew as the King of Pop himself, could be the greatest piece of famous pedophile entertainment since the Prince Andrew interview. Pass the popcorn!
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@schumer.senate.gov now you
WASHINGTON (AP) — Nancy Pelosi won't seek reelection, ending her storied career in the US House.
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
@schumer.senate.gov now you
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eat shit, hope it hurt
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died, his family said in a statement. He was 84 abcnews.go.com/Politics/for...
November 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
eat shit, hope it hurt
Good morning! Dick Cheney died!
November 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Good morning! Dick Cheney died!
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“you there, what day is it?”
November 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
“you there, what day is it?”
Seen in the wild: A bumper sticker that reads “Please don’t tell me I don’t know how insurance works”
October 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Seen in the wild: A bumper sticker that reads “Please don’t tell me I don’t know how insurance works”
Do you think it’s possible he forgot to add a comma between music and concerts?
October 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Do you think it’s possible he forgot to add a comma between music and concerts?
Does dude even realize three bank accounts is a possibility?!
October 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Does dude even realize three bank accounts is a possibility?!
Told myself I wasn’t going to get anything for the criterion flash sale but couldn’t help myself
October 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Told myself I wasn’t going to get anything for the criterion flash sale but couldn’t help myself
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There should be a “no Tesla” option when you order a Lyft.
October 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
There should be a “no Tesla” option when you order a Lyft.
Will I get a hot dog? Will I get popcorn? Who knows?!
September 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Will I get a hot dog? Will I get popcorn? Who knows?!
In one of only 4 theaters in the world that’s projecting it in that format!
September 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
In one of only 4 theaters in the world that’s projecting it in that format!
Gonna go see One Battle After Another in Vistavision today. Excited as all hell!
September 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Gonna go see One Battle After Another in Vistavision today. Excited as all hell!
Oh what’s that? Just me pissing this hard rigid boulder while on the last day of vacation in Disney-The most magical place on earth indeed!
September 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Oh what’s that? Just me pissing this hard rigid boulder while on the last day of vacation in Disney-The most magical place on earth indeed!
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"Charlie Kirk should have been murdered privately" girl what
September 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
"Charlie Kirk should have been murdered privately" girl what