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charlotte ::🎙️🎸🎹 the daiquiris :: freelance composer
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My forever favourite boy Megaman
December 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
when i was a kid i didn't understand why they were advertising "anti-lock brakes". surely the best brakes were the ones that stopped you as fast as possible by any means necessary. the best brakes imaginable would be a stick through the spokes.
December 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Forever relevant
December 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
like it or not, Dominion has a main character, and it’s Huge Turnip
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
as someone who just caught himself before making a smug QRT: please remember that AI hype posts that make a point out of showing a healthy whiff of disrespect to the humans that do the task manually *want* your rage engagement and dunks. you are a *pillar* of their intended audience.
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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just like me fr
December 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Existing disability services are deeply underfunded, aggressively audited, means-tested constantly, and can be labyrinthine to even access or maintain without assistance. As someone who spent two decades as a cog in that system, concerns about fraud are overblown compared to the real existing need.
Balancing "no person with a disability should be denied accommodations" with "it's important to discourage non-disabled people from pretending to be disabled to take advantage of these accommodations" is really difficult and I don't have a great answer for what anyone should do about it.
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
there's a lot of valid reasons to rag on genshin but i don't think i'll ever understand the "ew all twinks" one

i remember 00s gaming. character creators often had minimum width for shoulders far broader than my irl ones. everyone was yoked! and it wasn't seen a reasonable thing to complain about!
December 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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If someone hits him with sugar next they’ll have cookies by the end of the week
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Remembering that there are pies
November 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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new vegas review
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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One of my beliefs is that during a holiday week email shouldn't work at all for anyone
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
look, it's gauche to decree you want a movie made as president, i would simply make it law for all retailers within 20 miles of Rian Johnson's residence to slip a download code for 999: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors in with his groceries until he gets the hint
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Every bit of this only reinforces Joyce Carol Oates’ absolute roast of Elon Musk as fundamentally lacking in the ability to enjoy anything normally human. “I built a tool that can insult people in a social setting better than anything ever invented” is a real personal tell.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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looooool
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
you put your foot in your mouth because you don’t consider if what you’re saying is insulting or hurtful, i put my foot in my mouth because i got hyperfixated on early-00s rhythm games, we are not the same
November 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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HE'S COME TO COLLECT.

of the Devil - Episode 2: December 18th.
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Social media seems like a bad invention once I realize that it’s just email where you continue hanging out after you’ve read it
November 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM