CtrlAltJon
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I mostly follow Magic the Gathering, video essayists, and commie stuff.
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Eli Sunday: Hey Daniel, I just would appreciate if you would give me some money, the church is really struggling…
Daniel Plainview:
Daniel Plainview:
January 29, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Eli Sunday: Hey Daniel, I just would appreciate if you would give me some money, the church is really struggling…
Daniel Plainview:
Daniel Plainview:
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Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN.
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
January 28, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN.
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
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nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre
January 28, 2026 at 5:00 AM
nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre
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this is so obnoxious in every possible way. card of the year.
January 27, 2026 at 6:35 PM
this is so obnoxious in every possible way. card of the year.
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sad news out of santa clara this morning. a super bowl commercial practice run with the LiMu Emu has gone south after the animal's parachute failed to deploy, causing the insurance mascot to plummet into the ground. Investigators unsure why a live emu was allowed to participate in the first place
January 27, 2026 at 6:22 PM
sad news out of santa clara this morning. a super bowl commercial practice run with the LiMu Emu has gone south after the animal's parachute failed to deploy, causing the insurance mascot to plummet into the ground. Investigators unsure why a live emu was allowed to participate in the first place
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
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Our government's atrocities are bringing together Bears fans and Packers fans.
January 25, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Our government's atrocities are bringing together Bears fans and Packers fans.
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we didn't finish denazification. we didn't finish desegregation. we didn't finish reconstruction. every opportunity for transformative change was deliberately sabotaged by american leaders who knew their wealth would not survive a world freed from eugenics, white supremacy, and war profiteering.
January 25, 2026 at 8:36 PM
we didn't finish denazification. we didn't finish desegregation. we didn't finish reconstruction. every opportunity for transformative change was deliberately sabotaged by american leaders who knew their wealth would not survive a world freed from eugenics, white supremacy, and war profiteering.
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i’m at the climate catastrophe, i’m at the civil war, i’m at the economic collapse. i’m at the combination climate catastrophe, civil war, & economic collapse
January 24, 2026 at 8:57 PM
i’m at the climate catastrophe, i’m at the civil war, i’m at the economic collapse. i’m at the combination climate catastrophe, civil war, & economic collapse
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Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.
January 21, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.
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taking trump seriously rn would be too damaging to a US in decline so the whole system is squirming to not look at him directly. press translating what he says to sound more sane, democrats just talking about eggs. he's too big to fail
January 19, 2026 at 1:03 PM
taking trump seriously rn would be too damaging to a US in decline so the whole system is squirming to not look at him directly. press translating what he says to sound more sane, democrats just talking about eggs. he's too big to fail
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Traffic is (starting) to pick up on the new episode, but reminder again our ability to make these is very much proportionate to how much people "want" them so all views and shares remain deeply appreciated 🙏
youtu.be/Y4KcKvDer-U?...
youtu.be/Y4KcKvDer-U?...
This Movie Exists - HOPALONG CASSIDY
YouTube video by moviebob
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January 18, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Traffic is (starting) to pick up on the new episode, but reminder again our ability to make these is very much proportionate to how much people "want" them so all views and shares remain deeply appreciated 🙏
youtu.be/Y4KcKvDer-U?...
youtu.be/Y4KcKvDer-U?...
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I hope by the end of this year all the in universe stuff is so beloved and highly attended and outsold the other stuff so much that universes beyond goes back to being supplementary products like commander decks or secret lairs
January 17, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I hope by the end of this year all the in universe stuff is so beloved and highly attended and outsold the other stuff so much that universes beyond goes back to being supplementary products like commander decks or secret lairs
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I’ve been trying not to argue with people but you should see the things they say
January 17, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I’ve been trying not to argue with people but you should see the things they say
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Roblox's new age verification system is being funneled through Persona, an ID-verification company backed by Peter Thiel that's booming as Democrats push mass surveillance/online ID laws.
Watch my video breaking it down:
Watch my video breaking it down:
Roblox Sold Your Privacy To Peter Thiel
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January 14, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Roblox's new age verification system is being funneled through Persona, an ID-verification company backed by Peter Thiel that's booming as Democrats push mass surveillance/online ID laws.
Watch my video breaking it down:
Watch my video breaking it down:
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i think it’s pretty fair to consider CBS straight fascist government media, trumps administration is clearly drip feeding them narratives and “scoops” and obviously CBS will run them with zero regard for fact
January 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
i think it’s pretty fair to consider CBS straight fascist government media, trumps administration is clearly drip feeding them narratives and “scoops” and obviously CBS will run them with zero regard for fact
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It’s very concerning to me how much gambling apps and games and ads there are now
January 13, 2026 at 4:55 AM
It’s very concerning to me how much gambling apps and games and ads there are now
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I remember Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama sleeping through the Hortmans, to both give heartfelt condemnation of violence in regards to Charlie Kirk mere hours after he died. and Look! The dumbfuck twins back fast asleep when its not a fascist being murdered.
January 8, 2026 at 7:38 AM
I remember Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama sleeping through the Hortmans, to both give heartfelt condemnation of violence in regards to Charlie Kirk mere hours after he died. and Look! The dumbfuck twins back fast asleep when its not a fascist being murdered.
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Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
January 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
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Abigale seems really good with some recent cheap Black creatures
January 6, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Abigale seems really good with some recent cheap Black creatures
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So, this should finally put to rest any delusions that there are decent people left in the US military who will stand up to illegal orders and protect democracy. The US military is now more likely to kill US citizens rather than help them. They are not our friends.
January 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
So, this should finally put to rest any delusions that there are decent people left in the US military who will stand up to illegal orders and protect democracy. The US military is now more likely to kill US citizens rather than help them. They are not our friends.
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
The people who are stumbling over their words to preface condemnation of the US’s kidnapping with a denouncement of Maduro are just as foolish as the “pro Palestinian” people who have to preface their support with a condemnation of antisemitism. Stop ceding ground.
January 3, 2026 at 11:46 PM
The people who are stumbling over their words to preface condemnation of the US’s kidnapping with a denouncement of Maduro are just as foolish as the “pro Palestinian” people who have to preface their support with a condemnation of antisemitism. Stop ceding ground.