CtrlAltJon
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I mostly follow Magic the Gathering, video essayists, and commie stuff.
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Hi I’m a squirrel. I was crossing the street but then it was time for me to chill for a sec. Gonna finish crossing in a minute here. Hold your horses you don’t got anyplace you need to get to that fast. Ok well nice chatting gotta bolt
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Hi I’m a squirrel. I was crossing the street but then it was time for me to chill for a sec. Gonna finish crossing in a minute here. Hold your horses you don’t got anyplace you need to get to that fast. Ok well nice chatting gotta bolt
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I don’t play Duel Commander (or very exceptionally) but a lot of my friends do and so I’ve been closely following the recent… schism.
For those unaware, one committee member singlehandedly kicked out all others from their online communication platforms and is now claiming to represent the committee.
For those unaware, one committee member singlehandedly kicked out all others from their online communication platforms and is now claiming to represent the committee.
a man is sitting in a chair and says `` i am the senate . ''
Alt: Gif of Palpatine saying « I am the Senate »
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I don’t play Duel Commander (or very exceptionally) but a lot of my friends do and so I’ve been closely following the recent… schism.
For those unaware, one committee member singlehandedly kicked out all others from their online communication platforms and is now claiming to represent the committee.
For those unaware, one committee member singlehandedly kicked out all others from their online communication platforms and is now claiming to represent the committee.
There were some bangers that year tho
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
There were some bangers that year tho
It didn’t turn out the way you wanted it to, it didn’t turn out the way you wanted it did it?
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 AM
It didn’t turn out the way you wanted it to, it didn’t turn out the way you wanted it did it?
Recession indicators are off the charts. We’re cooked yall.
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Recession indicators are off the charts. We’re cooked yall.
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ok I won't say I'm gonna preach per se but some Jesus thoughts in this thread:
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
ok I won't say I'm gonna preach per se but some Jesus thoughts in this thread:
For me this was the set that brought new players from an IP into magic more than Spider-Man was.
November 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
For me this was the set that brought new players from an IP into magic more than Spider-Man was.
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Notice how quickly liberals will add “former” fascists to their tent or efforts compared to how they treat socialists and communists
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Notice how quickly liberals will add “former” fascists to their tent or efforts compared to how they treat socialists and communists
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It reminded me of how Taxi Driver avoided the X rating by changing the lighting on the kills.
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It reminded me of how Taxi Driver avoided the X rating by changing the lighting on the kills.
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Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
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Commander? Gary was relevant in standard (twice) and if I played mono black in Pioneer I’d jam him outta respect!
November 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Commander? Gary was relevant in standard (twice) and if I played mono black in Pioneer I’d jam him outta respect!
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The ruling class is dumb and we let them take everything we make and live lives of disgusting opulence and cruelty
We need socialism immediately
We need socialism immediately
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
The ruling class is dumb and we let them take everything we make and live lives of disgusting opulence and cruelty
We need socialism immediately
We need socialism immediately
I loved this album as a kid
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I loved this album as a kid
Mandani should have ran as an independent at this point. Entryism is a dead end because the DNC is an irredeemable machine where progressivism goes to die.
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Mandani should have ran as an independent at this point. Entryism is a dead end because the DNC is an irredeemable machine where progressivism goes to die.
Good ol Kyle Kulinski, still going at it. I was a freshman in college listening to his stuff.
November 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Good ol Kyle Kulinski, still going at it. I was a freshman in college listening to his stuff.
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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November 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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The regime despises poor people, yes. And importantly it does not fear poor people as a political force. It's important to take both of these together to understand what they are doing with SNAP. They do not believe that they will incur lasting political costs for their current actions.
November 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The regime despises poor people, yes. And importantly it does not fear poor people as a political force. It's important to take both of these together to understand what they are doing with SNAP. They do not believe that they will incur lasting political costs for their current actions.
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"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!
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