CtrlAltJon
@ctrlaltjon.bsky.social
I mostly follow Magic the Gathering, video essayists, and commie stuff.
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Hi I’m a squirrel. I was crossing the street but then it was time for me to chill for a sec. Gonna finish crossing in a minute here. Hold your horses you don’t got anyplace you need to get to that fast. Ok well nice chatting gotta bolt
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Hi I’m a squirrel. I was crossing the street but then it was time for me to chill for a sec. Gonna finish crossing in a minute here. Hold your horses you don’t got anyplace you need to get to that fast. Ok well nice chatting gotta bolt
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I don’t play Duel Commander (or very exceptionally) but a lot of my friends do and so I’ve been closely following the recent… schism.
For those unaware, one committee member singlehandedly kicked out all others from their online communication platforms and is now claiming to represent the committee.
For those unaware, one committee member singlehandedly kicked out all others from their online communication platforms and is now claiming to represent the committee.
a man is sitting in a chair and says `` i am the senate . ''
Alt: Gif of Palpatine saying « I am the Senate »
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I don’t play Duel Commander (or very exceptionally) but a lot of my friends do and so I’ve been closely following the recent… schism.
For those unaware, one committee member singlehandedly kicked out all others from their online communication platforms and is now claiming to represent the committee.
For those unaware, one committee member singlehandedly kicked out all others from their online communication platforms and is now claiming to represent the committee.
Recession indicators are off the charts. We’re cooked yall.
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Recession indicators are off the charts. We’re cooked yall.
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ok I won't say I'm gonna preach per se but some Jesus thoughts in this thread:
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
ok I won't say I'm gonna preach per se but some Jesus thoughts in this thread:
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Notice how quickly liberals will add “former” fascists to their tent or efforts compared to how they treat socialists and communists
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Notice how quickly liberals will add “former” fascists to their tent or efforts compared to how they treat socialists and communists
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Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
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The ruling class is dumb and we let them take everything we make and live lives of disgusting opulence and cruelty
We need socialism immediately
We need socialism immediately
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
The ruling class is dumb and we let them take everything we make and live lives of disgusting opulence and cruelty
We need socialism immediately
We need socialism immediately
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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November 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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The regime despises poor people, yes. And importantly it does not fear poor people as a political force. It's important to take both of these together to understand what they are doing with SNAP. They do not believe that they will incur lasting political costs for their current actions.
November 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The regime despises poor people, yes. And importantly it does not fear poor people as a political force. It's important to take both of these together to understand what they are doing with SNAP. They do not believe that they will incur lasting political costs for their current actions.
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"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!
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The password scenes in One Battle After Another are how I felt going through the drive thru with the McDonalds app.
November 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The password scenes in One Battle After Another are how I felt going through the drive thru with the McDonalds app.
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Friends— here it is. Updated & expanded thanks to the space afforded to me in the @therumpus.net & the guidance of the brilliant @roxanegay.bsky.social’s edits. The win centers Muslims humanity — but what does that mean in a country that rejects that?
therumpus.net/2025/11/05/z...
therumpus.net/2025/11/05/z...
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Friends— here it is. Updated & expanded thanks to the space afforded to me in the @therumpus.net & the guidance of the brilliant @roxanegay.bsky.social’s edits. The win centers Muslims humanity — but what does that mean in a country that rejects that?
therumpus.net/2025/11/05/z...
therumpus.net/2025/11/05/z...
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A bunch of cops might quit and I think that's super cool.
November 5, 2025 at 6:15 AM
A bunch of cops might quit and I think that's super cool.
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No one died in blockaded socialist Cuba during Hurricane Melissa, one of the worst storms ever to hit the country.
At least two people died in the world's richest city, in the world's richest country, during a Nor'easter.
At least two people died in the world's richest city, in the world's richest country, during a Nor'easter.
I’m heartbroken to learn that two New Yorkers have drowned as a result of today’s torrential rain and flooding. Their families and loved ones are in my thoughts tonight.
This kind of sudden and intense rain has become the new normal—and our infrastructure isn’t prepared for it.
This kind of sudden and intense rain has become the new normal—and our infrastructure isn’t prepared for it.
Two Die in NYC Basements as Squall Brings Massive Rain Burst to City
Two men, one in Central Brooklyn and another in Upper Manhattan, were found dead in flooded areas after intense rain arrived late on Thursday.
www.thecity.nyc
October 31, 2025 at 11:11 AM
No one died in blockaded socialist Cuba during Hurricane Melissa, one of the worst storms ever to hit the country.
At least two people died in the world's richest city, in the world's richest country, during a Nor'easter.
At least two people died in the world's richest city, in the world's richest country, during a Nor'easter.
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Economy is so bad you can’t even tell people to get a job anymore
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Economy is so bad you can’t even tell people to get a job anymore
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democrats preserving the fillibuster just for trump to direct republicans to get rid of it was for nothing. democrats should have done this day one in the biden administration but their biggest downfall was assuming that political “norms” were restored after biden won
October 31, 2025 at 4:01 AM
democrats preserving the fillibuster just for trump to direct republicans to get rid of it was for nothing. democrats should have done this day one in the biden administration but their biggest downfall was assuming that political “norms” were restored after biden won