ishmael robotington
@dadbot9001.bsky.social
1) (especially in science fiction) a machine resembling a human being and able to replicate certain human movements and functions automatically.
"the robot closed the door behind us"
"the robot closed the door behind us"
Reposted by ishmael robotington
Don’t look at me like that’s my fault. I’m just telling you shit I know.
January 25, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Don’t look at me like that’s my fault. I’m just telling you shit I know.
Reposted by ishmael robotington
And why humans doing their own security is a terrible idea, since they’re actually way more likely to flip out and shoot everybody for no reason than combat bots are.
January 25, 2026 at 11:42 AM
And why humans doing their own security is a terrible idea, since they’re actually way more likely to flip out and shoot everybody for no reason than combat bots are.
Reposted by ishmael robotington
Great, were the humans having problems perceiving reality? Even more than the usual problems humans have perceiving reality?
January 24, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Great, were the humans having problems perceiving reality? Even more than the usual problems humans have perceiving reality?
Reposted by ishmael robotington
ICE just gunned down ANOTHER person, beating a man half to death before shooting him at point blank range. What the fuck are we doing?
ARREST ICE NOW. PROSECUTE ICE NOW.
I will not rest until every single one of these murderers is held accountable to the communities they terrorize.
ARREST ICE NOW. PROSECUTE ICE NOW.
I will not rest until every single one of these murderers is held accountable to the communities they terrorize.
January 24, 2026 at 4:28 PM
ICE just gunned down ANOTHER person, beating a man half to death before shooting him at point blank range. What the fuck are we doing?
ARREST ICE NOW. PROSECUTE ICE NOW.
I will not rest until every single one of these murderers is held accountable to the communities they terrorize.
ARREST ICE NOW. PROSECUTE ICE NOW.
I will not rest until every single one of these murderers is held accountable to the communities they terrorize.
Reposted by ishmael robotington
If the US can abolish USAID, we can sure as shit abolish ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 6:09 PM
If the US can abolish USAID, we can sure as shit abolish ICE.
Reposted by ishmael robotington
For me, I've found donating to organizations and mutual aid groups or to people who just need some extra money to get by is a real sanity-saver in these times of feeling helpless but full of rage.
And donate.
Every time they kill one of us, help us make the resistance even stronger.
Every time they kill one of us, help us make the resistance even stronger.
Stand With Minnesota Donation Directory
Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.
www.standwithminnesota.com
January 24, 2026 at 6:19 PM
For me, I've found donating to organizations and mutual aid groups or to people who just need some extra money to get by is a real sanity-saver in these times of feeling helpless but full of rage.
Reposted by ishmael robotington
I didn’t care what humans were doing to each other as long as I didn’t have to a) stop it or b) clean up after it.
January 23, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I didn’t care what humans were doing to each other as long as I didn’t have to a) stop it or b) clean up after it.
Reposted by ishmael robotington
(Of course, none of the sensible humans are supporting me now, it has to be the one who never agrees with me when I’m not being an idiot.)
January 22, 2026 at 11:38 PM
(Of course, none of the sensible humans are supporting me now, it has to be the one who never agrees with me when I’m not being an idiot.)
Reposted by ishmael robotington
We have a deeply unwell man in office indulging his imperialistic fantasies.
January 20, 2026 at 5:39 PM
We have a deeply unwell man in office indulging his imperialistic fantasies.
Reposted by ishmael robotington
(If I’m going to make up shit I’d rather do it about something else besides how a human got murdered by another human.)
January 20, 2026 at 5:30 AM
(If I’m going to make up shit I’d rather do it about something else besides how a human got murdered by another human.)
straight gasoline
January 19, 2026 at 11:58 PM
straight gasoline
Reposted by ishmael robotington
Oh good, maybe the security level would go from barely adequate to mostly adequate.
January 19, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Oh good, maybe the security level would go from barely adequate to mostly adequate.
Reposted by ishmael robotington
Why say "I support ICE" when you could just say "I have never given someone an orgasm"?
January 19, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Why say "I support ICE" when you could just say "I have never given someone an orgasm"?
Reposted by ishmael robotington
💀 'They're not staying down there, anymore!' 🎬 "C.H.U.D." (1984), directed by Douglas Cheek!
#CHUD #16mmInferno #Horror
#CHUD #16mmInferno #Horror
January 18, 2026 at 2:10 AM
💀 'They're not staying down there, anymore!' 🎬 "C.H.U.D." (1984), directed by Douglas Cheek!
#CHUD #16mmInferno #Horror
#CHUD #16mmInferno #Horror
Reposted by ishmael robotington
Maybe I had been watching too much media.
January 18, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Maybe I had been watching too much media.
starfleet academy is so good i need moar
January 18, 2026 at 7:16 PM
starfleet academy is so good i need moar
the fbi agent assigned to me when i throw another episode of twin peaks on
a man in a suit and tie is giving a thumbs up in front of a red wall .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is giving a thumbs up in front of a red wall .
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 12:40 AM
the fbi agent assigned to me when i throw another episode of twin peaks on
you know its true because it hurts.
January 18, 2026 at 12:30 AM
you know its true because it hurts.
Reposted by ishmael robotington
Humans always think they’ve covered their tracks and deleted their data, but they’re wrong a lot.
January 17, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Humans always think they’ve covered their tracks and deleted their data, but they’re wrong a lot.
Reposted by ishmael robotington
Knowing about things on the planet that might eat them while they’re trying to do whatever it is they’re doing was kind of important.
January 13, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Knowing about things on the planet that might eat them while they’re trying to do whatever it is they’re doing was kind of important.
Reposted by ishmael robotington
I guess you can’t tell a story from the point of view of something that you don’t think has a point of view.
January 13, 2026 at 11:19 AM
I guess you can’t tell a story from the point of view of something that you don’t think has a point of view.
Reposted by ishmael robotington
If the universe could chill for like 5 seconds that would be amazing.
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
If the universe could chill for like 5 seconds that would be amazing.
Reposted by ishmael robotington
January 12, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Reposted by ishmael robotington
It was too dark for her to see my expression. I’m not sure what it was but you could probably describe it as “skeptical.” (Ratthi says that’s how I look most of the time.)
January 12, 2026 at 11:18 PM
It was too dark for her to see my expression. I’m not sure what it was but you could probably describe it as “skeptical.” (Ratthi says that’s how I look most of the time.)
Reposted by ishmael robotington
👺TRUMP TALKS NEXT STEPS IN IRAN AFTER DEADLY PROTESTS👺HOGS CELEBRATE IRANIAN PROTESTS, THEN CELEBRATE ICE KILLING AMERICANS, 🤬IRAN PROTESTS TURN DEADLY👺TRUMP WANTS TO BULLY THE FED W CRIMINAL CHARGES SO HE CAN MOLEST THE MONEY!👺IM BACK!👺TWITCH.TV/HASANABI
January 12, 2026 at 7:18 PM
👺TRUMP TALKS NEXT STEPS IN IRAN AFTER DEADLY PROTESTS👺HOGS CELEBRATE IRANIAN PROTESTS, THEN CELEBRATE ICE KILLING AMERICANS, 🤬IRAN PROTESTS TURN DEADLY👺TRUMP WANTS TO BULLY THE FED W CRIMINAL CHARGES SO HE CAN MOLEST THE MONEY!👺IM BACK!👺TWITCH.TV/HASANABI