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I speak in sarcasm. MAGA hater.
BREAKING: The #nfl announced that due to the cold snap affecting South Florida today, the league has added an additional loss to the #dolphins final standings for this season. Their official record is now 7-11.
February 1, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Iron Man will return in MELANIA 2.

#melania
January 31, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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Me, at work. Daily.
sometimes you've just gotta raise an eyebrow, flip the bird and keep on going
January 28, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 6:26 PM
That #27 is an absolute moron. I would cut his ass right then and there.
January 26, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I am sick to my stomach that I have to watch the fucking Patriots play in another SB.
January 26, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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Q: Between your agency and ICE, we've known seen 2 people shot and killed with 17 days. Do either of you plan to take any accountability?

BOVINO: You're correct. Two suspects have been shot. And suspects that assault or threaten a law enforcement officer's life, it goes back to poor choices.
January 25, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Remember this day? Fun times...

#dolphins #phinsup #finsup

Miami Dolphins vs Denver Broncos Game Center - 2023 share.google/bp7S8759WEEQ...
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January 25, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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#Broncos QB Jarrett Stidham is ready for both the AFC title game *and* a starring role in a Hallmark movie about a rough and tumble cowboy who falls hard for a city girl escaping her hectic work life
January 25, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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Uwe Von Schamann #Dolphins #NFL
January 24, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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Reggie Roby #Dolphins #NFL
January 24, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Just started watching the presser. OMG.

The microphone not working, Ross stumbling thru his words, the awkward no handshake with the HC.

It's off to a great start... 🤦🤦

#dolphins
#finsup
January 22, 2026 at 5:16 PM
BREAKING:

GOD IS A INDIANA FOOTBALL FAN
Fernando Mendoza:

“ALL GLORY TO GOD. LETS FUCKING GO.”
January 20, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Fes firing coaches at 11:30 at night....

But he's not wrong
Fire Dawson and whoever is running special teams right now.
January 20, 2026 at 4:29 AM
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As we speak, I’m currently much more upset about the loss to Penn State in the Jan ‘87 Fiesta Bowl than I am about tonight’s loss. It’s a tough one, but not nightmare-worthy.
January 20, 2026 at 4:26 AM
My hat is off to #um football.

They made it back to the game I never thought I would ever see them get back to.

If ur #canes fan, there's nothing to be ashamed about.
January 20, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Thank God I'm an #fiu football fan.

No stress baby!!!
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January 20, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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Welcome aboard Jeff Hafley. Best of luck to you. #FinsUp
January 19, 2026 at 10:25 PM
In case ur wondering, #mcdermott was not bringing Josh Allen with him if he was hired.

Best of luck to the new guy Jeff I forgot his last name. #dolphins
January 20, 2026 at 12:07 AM