Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott
@damiott.bsky.social
Satirist and freelance proofreader. He/Him
Southern California.
Listen to my podcast about Dragnet here:
https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/just-the-facts-and-more--6200114
Southern California.
Listen to my podcast about Dragnet here:
https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/just-the-facts-and-more--6200114
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Netiquette tip, gang-
If you're going to tag my joke, "like" my joke as well.
That way I'll know that you're playing along.
If you don't "like" my joke but you tag it or comment on it anyway, I can only assume that you disliked my joke and felt the need to try to improve it.
If you're going to tag my joke, "like" my joke as well.
That way I'll know that you're playing along.
If you don't "like" my joke but you tag it or comment on it anyway, I can only assume that you disliked my joke and felt the need to try to improve it.
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I keep telling people they don't actually like Newsom. They just like the 28 year old shitposter working out of his office. Just because the social media manager is quick to burn with memes does not mean Newsom believes it and certainly doesn't translate to policy.
January 16, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I keep telling people they don't actually like Newsom. They just like the 28 year old shitposter working out of his office. Just because the social media manager is quick to burn with memes does not mean Newsom believes it and certainly doesn't translate to policy.
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This didn’t happen in a vacuum. This is Trump’s ICE — armed, aggressive, and unaccountable, with civil-rights guardrails dismantled at the top. Enabled by politicians who refuse to rein it in. When power kills, the system closes ranks. That’s not accident. It’s policy. #CA32 #AbolishICE
January 17, 2026 at 3:03 AM
This didn’t happen in a vacuum. This is Trump’s ICE — armed, aggressive, and unaccountable, with civil-rights guardrails dismantled at the top. Enabled by politicians who refuse to rein it in. When power kills, the system closes ranks. That’s not accident. It’s policy. #CA32 #AbolishICE
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“We can’t vote our way out of this!”
Well, no. Not exclusively. Voting is PART of a strategy.
And a strategy that doesn’t include it isn’t one that should be taken seriously. At that point it’s just excuses to not do the bare minimum.
Well, no. Not exclusively. Voting is PART of a strategy.
And a strategy that doesn’t include it isn’t one that should be taken seriously. At that point it’s just excuses to not do the bare minimum.
January 15, 2026 at 9:07 PM
“We can’t vote our way out of this!”
Well, no. Not exclusively. Voting is PART of a strategy.
And a strategy that doesn’t include it isn’t one that should be taken seriously. At that point it’s just excuses to not do the bare minimum.
Well, no. Not exclusively. Voting is PART of a strategy.
And a strategy that doesn’t include it isn’t one that should be taken seriously. At that point it’s just excuses to not do the bare minimum.
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This FB post is public.
This FB post is public.
January 16, 2026 at 11:24 PM
🙃
This FB post is public.
This FB post is public.
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“Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.”
Harry Truman
Harry Truman
January 17, 2026 at 3:37 AM
“Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.”
Harry Truman
Harry Truman
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We mostly just sell in our store but we offer curated gift packages at mischieftoy.com. But honestly every small biz is stressed right now. If you have an indie toy, game or book store near you, you should totally hit them up! Thanks! 👊🏼
January 17, 2026 at 12:56 AM
We mostly just sell in our store but we offer curated gift packages at mischieftoy.com. But honestly every small biz is stressed right now. If you have an indie toy, game or book store near you, you should totally hit them up! Thanks! 👊🏼
It's a lot easier when you're a Dave.
January 17, 2026 at 3:50 AM
It's a lot easier when you're a Dave.
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On New Year’s Eve in Northridge, Keith Porter Jr., a father, was killed by ICE. Not a raid. Not an arrest. No body cam. No accountability. Brad Sherman looks away while ICE kills in our communities. #CA32 #AbolishICE
January 17, 2026 at 2:15 AM
On New Year’s Eve in Northridge, Keith Porter Jr., a father, was killed by ICE. Not a raid. Not an arrest. No body cam. No accountability. Brad Sherman looks away while ICE kills in our communities. #CA32 #AbolishICE
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We MUST leave our comfort zones and protest in great numbers. We must take the streets. Nobody's safe in a fascist country!
January 16, 2026 at 2:35 PM
We MUST leave our comfort zones and protest in great numbers. We must take the streets. Nobody's safe in a fascist country!
"What, you expect us to do our jobs? Like, work? Hard? To help make sure that cool, fun stuff can happen? In comics? Are you out of your mind?"
January 17, 2026 at 2:55 AM
"What, you expect us to do our jobs? Like, work? Hard? To help make sure that cool, fun stuff can happen? In comics? Are you out of your mind?"
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“One Homeland. One People. One Heritage. Remember who you are, American.“
January 17, 2026 at 2:16 AM
“One Homeland. One People. One Heritage. Remember who you are, American.“
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And no, Gavin Newsom’s *social media team* being lil sassy stinkers online while he lets Ben Shapiro dog walk him on his own podcast is NOT the degree of cold-blooded ferocity against MAGA rapists and murderers that I’m looking for.
January 16, 2026 at 6:12 PM
And no, Gavin Newsom’s *social media team* being lil sassy stinkers online while he lets Ben Shapiro dog walk him on his own podcast is NOT the degree of cold-blooded ferocity against MAGA rapists and murderers that I’m looking for.
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i wrote about laughing at ICE and that one margaret atwood quote about men being afraid of women laughing at them
www.patreon.com/posts/148398...
www.patreon.com/posts/148398...
January 16, 2026 at 10:55 PM
i wrote about laughing at ICE and that one margaret atwood quote about men being afraid of women laughing at them
www.patreon.com/posts/148398...
www.patreon.com/posts/148398...
William Howard Taft is the only person to have served as both President of the United States and Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
That's something else that people know about him.
That's something else that people know about him.
January 17, 2026 at 2:49 AM
William Howard Taft is the only person to have served as both President of the United States and Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
That's something else that people know about him.
That's something else that people know about him.
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A wonderful profile of the late, great Norm Breyfogle by @leekeeler.bsky.social - an artist who deserves more acclaim and remains underrated. But he's definitely on my Batman artistic Mount Rushmore. littlevillagemag.com/peak-iowa-no...
Born to draw Batman, Iowa City kid Norm Breyfogle sketched his way into pop culture history - Little Village
From the shadows, Iowa City has played a quiet role in the mythology of the Batman, all thanks to the co-creations of Norm Breyfogle. When we saw Ratcatcher save the […]
littlevillagemag.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:20 PM
A wonderful profile of the late, great Norm Breyfogle by @leekeeler.bsky.social - an artist who deserves more acclaim and remains underrated. But he's definitely on my Batman artistic Mount Rushmore. littlevillagemag.com/peak-iowa-no...
If the app REALLY wants to help Drivers, it should tell us if the Passenger usually adds a tip...
(This is kind of in response to Bluesky adding new features that nobody wanted instead of enabling pictures in DMs.)
(This is kind of in response to Bluesky adding new features that nobody wanted instead of enabling pictures in DMs.)
January 17, 2026 at 2:03 AM
If the app REALLY wants to help Drivers, it should tell us if the Passenger usually adds a tip...
(This is kind of in response to Bluesky adding new features that nobody wanted instead of enabling pictures in DMs.)
(This is kind of in response to Bluesky adding new features that nobody wanted instead of enabling pictures in DMs.)
The Passenger's history of preparedness is not a factor in me deciding if I want to pick them up.
And if I gave them FEWER than 5 stars last time, that means I gave them 3 or 1, both of which means I won't be matched with them again anyway.
And if I gave them FEWER than 5 stars last time, that means I gave them 3 or 1, both of which means I won't be matched with them again anyway.
January 17, 2026 at 2:03 AM
The Passenger's history of preparedness is not a factor in me deciding if I want to pick them up.
And if I gave them FEWER than 5 stars last time, that means I gave them 3 or 1, both of which means I won't be matched with them again anyway.
And if I gave them FEWER than 5 stars last time, that means I gave them 3 or 1, both of which means I won't be matched with them again anyway.
So, the Lyft Driver app has added a couple of new features.
First, when a request comes in, it tells me (The Driver) if the Passenger is usually ready at the pick-up location.
Second, if it's a Passenger I've driven before, it tells me if I gave them 5 stars last time.
NEITHER OF THESE IS USEFUL!
First, when a request comes in, it tells me (The Driver) if the Passenger is usually ready at the pick-up location.
Second, if it's a Passenger I've driven before, it tells me if I gave them 5 stars last time.
NEITHER OF THESE IS USEFUL!
January 17, 2026 at 2:03 AM
So, the Lyft Driver app has added a couple of new features.
First, when a request comes in, it tells me (The Driver) if the Passenger is usually ready at the pick-up location.
Second, if it's a Passenger I've driven before, it tells me if I gave them 5 stars last time.
NEITHER OF THESE IS USEFUL!
First, when a request comes in, it tells me (The Driver) if the Passenger is usually ready at the pick-up location.
Second, if it's a Passenger I've driven before, it tells me if I gave them 5 stars last time.
NEITHER OF THESE IS USEFUL!
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Have you checked out our Dick Tracy strip yet? If you want to start from the beginning, act fast! Our run began on January 4th, and gocomics only lets you read the most recent two weeks for free. Get started here: www.gocomics.com/dicktracy/20... @hcnoel.bsky.social #dicktracy
January 17, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Have you checked out our Dick Tracy strip yet? If you want to start from the beginning, act fast! Our run began on January 4th, and gocomics only lets you read the most recent two weeks for free. Get started here: www.gocomics.com/dicktracy/20... @hcnoel.bsky.social #dicktracy
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The best & most cost efficient way to solve the illegal immigration problem is fining employers & landlords to the point it's no longer profitable to house and employ them, but then we'd have to admit how much of our economy runs on cheap undocumented labor. So we treat the symptom, not the cause.
January 16, 2026 at 11:34 PM
The best & most cost efficient way to solve the illegal immigration problem is fining employers & landlords to the point it's no longer profitable to house and employ them, but then we'd have to admit how much of our economy runs on cheap undocumented labor. So we treat the symptom, not the cause.
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"One, a supervisor, has been charged after dozens of police calls alleging domestic violence against his much younger, noncitizen partner. Another was convicted of forcing a vulnerable immigrant to have sex with him." ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/01/12/i...
In wake of Minnesota shooting, questions persist about violent ICE agents in Ohio • Ohio Capital Journal
Thousands are protesting the ICE shooting in Minneapolis. Allegations of violence by ICE officers in Ohio persist as well.
ohiocapitaljournal.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:39 PM
"One, a supervisor, has been charged after dozens of police calls alleging domestic violence against his much younger, noncitizen partner. Another was convicted of forcing a vulnerable immigrant to have sex with him." ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/01/12/i...
Cool.
You're never going to be President.
You're never going to be President.
January 16, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Cool.
You're never going to be President.
You're never going to be President.
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www.nytimes.com/2020/06/12/o... (gift link)
January 16, 2026 at 1:04 PM
www.nytimes.com/2020/06/12/o... (gift link)
William Shatner is the Ron Goulart of Judith & Garfield Reeves-Stevenses.
January 16, 2026 at 5:30 PM
William Shatner is the Ron Goulart of Judith & Garfield Reeves-Stevenses.