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ive been saying this since forever. every single pro-ai argument ends up as "im bad at thinking so instead of doing any effort to better that part of me im going to put money into this thing that will think for me. now you have to use it too so i dont feel bad about having spent so much money on it"
December 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
ive been saying this since forever. every single pro-ai argument ends up as "im bad at thinking so instead of doing any effort to better that part of me im going to put money into this thing that will think for me. now you have to use it too so i dont feel bad about having spent so much money on it"
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I literally have so many ideas I have to write them down to get them out of my head so I can focus on stuff like laundry.
Ideas aren't the problem.
Ideas aren't the problem.
Lmfao every AI defense piece is like "AYY I FUCKIN SUCK BRO HOPEFULLY THIS FUCKIN STEAL YOUR SHIT MACHINE WILL MAKE ME SUCK SLIGHTLY LESS OK"
December 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I literally have so many ideas I have to write them down to get them out of my head so I can focus on stuff like laundry.
Ideas aren't the problem.
Ideas aren't the problem.
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I’m thrilled that Dick Van Dyke made it to 100 years old, and I also find it hilarious that he’s apparently too old to play with LEGO. Him specifically.😆
December 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I’m thrilled that Dick Van Dyke made it to 100 years old, and I also find it hilarious that he’s apparently too old to play with LEGO. Him specifically.😆
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All the sodas started out as an attempt to stop people from touching themselves and a cure for “clotted eye” but now we all go “I love Doc Tipsys Chastity Tonic! It’s made right here in Rockville!”
December 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
All the sodas started out as an attempt to stop people from touching themselves and a cure for “clotted eye” but now we all go “I love Doc Tipsys Chastity Tonic! It’s made right here in Rockville!”
If *this many people in my life* recognized and told me to my face AND in public media that I was a horrendous, despicable bigot, you could not pay me to tell the world and list all of the (correct) things they've said.
Graham Linehan has such little self-awareness he *really* doesn’t understand how totally unhinged he seems in his ‘woe is me’ batshit crazy ranting! 😬
He’s the ‘cautionary tale’ of what obsessive ‘gender critical’ transphobia leads to: no friends, no life, and spaghetti carbonara for one!
He’s the ‘cautionary tale’ of what obsessive ‘gender critical’ transphobia leads to: no friends, no life, and spaghetti carbonara for one!
December 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
If *this many people in my life* recognized and told me to my face AND in public media that I was a horrendous, despicable bigot, you could not pay me to tell the world and list all of the (correct) things they've said.
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REALITY: YOU CAN TAKE THE TRUMP ADMIN TO COURT AND WIN IF YOU TRY!!!!
OUR LIBERAL INSTITUTIONS, BROADLY: so cave en masse, got it boss
OUR LIBERAL INSTITUTIONS, BROADLY: so cave en masse, got it boss
December 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
REALITY: YOU CAN TAKE THE TRUMP ADMIN TO COURT AND WIN IF YOU TRY!!!!
OUR LIBERAL INSTITUTIONS, BROADLY: so cave en masse, got it boss
OUR LIBERAL INSTITUTIONS, BROADLY: so cave en masse, got it boss
"Prejudice is just another word for cowardice."
The BBC is cowardly and bigoted, and demands their employees must be cowardly and bigoted as well.
The BBC is cowardly and bigoted, and demands their employees must be cowardly and bigoted as well.
Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
"Prejudice is just another word for cowardice."
The BBC is cowardly and bigoted, and demands their employees must be cowardly and bigoted as well.
The BBC is cowardly and bigoted, and demands their employees must be cowardly and bigoted as well.
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Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
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NEW: The Trump-Vance White House has falsely accused an ally of Pope Leo — Sr. Norma Pimentel — of illegal activity tied to migrant aid, and cut off all federal funding to Catholic Charities in Texas.
Church leaders say it’s a targeted, political reprisal against Pope Leo and the Catholic Church.
Church leaders say it’s a targeted, political reprisal against Pope Leo and the Catholic Church.
Trump-Vance White House Targets Beloved Nun in Texas, Retaliates Against Catholic Charities
Catholic Charities of the Rio Grande Valley — praised by Pope Leo as an “agent of hope” — now faces a six-year federal funding ban. Church leaders say it’s a vendetta by the Trump-Vance White House.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
NEW: The Trump-Vance White House has falsely accused an ally of Pope Leo — Sr. Norma Pimentel — of illegal activity tied to migrant aid, and cut off all federal funding to Catholic Charities in Texas.
Church leaders say it’s a targeted, political reprisal against Pope Leo and the Catholic Church.
Church leaders say it’s a targeted, political reprisal against Pope Leo and the Catholic Church.
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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 7, 2025 at 11:58 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 13, 2025 at 11:55 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
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Eight people detained for allegedly protesting in support of Palestine are currently undertaking the largest hunger strike in UK prisons in over 40 years. The strikers need international solidarity to show the world they are not alone. mondoweiss.net/2025/12/pale...
Palestine activists conducting a historic hunger strike in Britain need our international solidarity
Eight people detained for allegedly protesting in support of Palestine are currently undertaking the largest hunger strike in UK prisons in over 40 years. The strikers need international solidarity…
mondoweiss.net
December 13, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Eight people detained for allegedly protesting in support of Palestine are currently undertaking the largest hunger strike in UK prisons in over 40 years. The strikers need international solidarity to show the world they are not alone. mondoweiss.net/2025/12/pale...
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every other publisher needs to pay attention to this
when i hit a link to a paywalled article, paying $2 to read it is exactly what i want
not a subscription, not your mailing list; just let me pay you a reasonable amount of money to read a single article!
when i hit a link to a paywalled article, paying $2 to read it is exactly what i want
not a subscription, not your mailing list; just let me pay you a reasonable amount of money to read a single article!
Yes, it is paywalled! And every time y'all point this out, we will reiterate that writers and artists deserve to be paid for their work. We are an independent publication run and owned by workers. Also A LOT OF OUR CONTENT IS FREE.
Plus, you can read single articles for $2. Including this one.
Plus, you can read single articles for $2. Including this one.
Paywalled
December 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
every other publisher needs to pay attention to this
when i hit a link to a paywalled article, paying $2 to read it is exactly what i want
not a subscription, not your mailing list; just let me pay you a reasonable amount of money to read a single article!
when i hit a link to a paywalled article, paying $2 to read it is exactly what i want
not a subscription, not your mailing list; just let me pay you a reasonable amount of money to read a single article!
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The media isn’t going to report it properly of course but who cares?
Media hasn’t been covering impeachment properly all year and look how far we’ve gotten. They can either get in line or get out of the way.
Media hasn’t been covering impeachment properly all year and look how far we’ve gotten. They can either get in line or get out of the way.
December 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
The media isn’t going to report it properly of course but who cares?
Media hasn’t been covering impeachment properly all year and look how far we’ve gotten. They can either get in line or get out of the way.
Media hasn’t been covering impeachment properly all year and look how far we’ve gotten. They can either get in line or get out of the way.
Yes that is correct
December 13, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Yes that is correct
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awesome discord prompt. yeah man thanks thats really. Useful. this specifically
December 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
awesome discord prompt. yeah man thanks thats really. Useful. this specifically
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The allure of a man who shows his true colors, and they're all really simple colors
August 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The allure of a man who shows his true colors, and they're all really simple colors
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Tbf, I don't think they are trying to normalise anything. What's happening is that a bunch of pirates have seized the US and are stripping away laws to create chaos so as to distract everyone from their crimes. Any sense of normality is bassically what they are trying to destroy.
December 12, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Tbf, I don't think they are trying to normalise anything. What's happening is that a bunch of pirates have seized the US and are stripping away laws to create chaos so as to distract everyone from their crimes. Any sense of normality is bassically what they are trying to destroy.
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This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.
I don’t know how else to say it…
I don’t know how else to say it…
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.
I don’t know how else to say it…
I don’t know how else to say it…
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It’s been 9 days since @assignedmedia.org asked @thefireorg.bsky.social whether it would defend a trans OU instructor targeted by Turning Point USA in a highly orchestrated media attack. She was suspended for doing her job. In its silence FIRE turns its back on a founding principle: academic freedom
The nyt, which has promoted anti-trans disinformation and discrimination, has also attacked the ACLU for its defense of trans people.
It's fallen in love w FIRE, publishing a laudatory feature, given its CEO two op-ed platforms and last week, featuring him on its podcast The Daily.
It's fallen in love w FIRE, publishing a laudatory feature, given its CEO two op-ed platforms and last week, featuring him on its podcast The Daily.
December 12, 2025 at 10:04 AM
It’s been 9 days since @assignedmedia.org asked @thefireorg.bsky.social whether it would defend a trans OU instructor targeted by Turning Point USA in a highly orchestrated media attack. She was suspended for doing her job. In its silence FIRE turns its back on a founding principle: academic freedom
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Take your kids to the science museum where they can learn about plasma balls and touch screens with JavaScript errors on them.
December 12, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Take your kids to the science museum where they can learn about plasma balls and touch screens with JavaScript errors on them.
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"canceling" is just social consequences for things people have done that we have decided should be subject to moral opprobrium like this isn't how society functions
December 12, 2025 at 10:51 AM
"canceling" is just social consequences for things people have done that we have decided should be subject to moral opprobrium like this isn't how society functions
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i want more people to know about this man. because i hate this man. don't watch american ultra or bright or chronicle or dirk gently or mister frankenstein
December 12, 2025 at 9:31 AM
i want more people to know about this man. because i hate this man. don't watch american ultra or bright or chronicle or dirk gently or mister frankenstein
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Here he is taking the photo.
December 12, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Here he is taking the photo.