i need to calm down. everything's fine; im an adult
@dancingkelsey.bsky.social
curating a specific brand of horny
check it out I'm bi
check it out I'm bi
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like they just emailed each other about this shit man. for like a decade.
February 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
like they just emailed each other about this shit man. for like a decade.
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the confirmation of contemporary transphobia as a political movement has been the brainchild of a boys club made up of some of the most disgusting monsters in recent memory to explicitly keep trans women disenfranchised so as to subjugate and exploit us for their own sexual gain is like
a lot, dawg
a lot, dawg
February 1, 2026 at 9:58 PM
the confirmation of contemporary transphobia as a political movement has been the brainchild of a boys club made up of some of the most disgusting monsters in recent memory to explicitly keep trans women disenfranchised so as to subjugate and exploit us for their own sexual gain is like
a lot, dawg
a lot, dawg
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What you want is COPWATCHING. The cameras turned on THEM.
February 2, 2026 at 11:11 PM
What you want is COPWATCHING. The cameras turned on THEM.
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If you are/were a northeasterner who remembers that time 20+ years ago when artists set up a hidden apartment in the Providence mall, I highly recommend the new documentary, “Secret Mall Apartment.” I really enjoyed it & learned a lot that I didn’t know about what happened m.imdb.com/title/tt2122...
Secret Mall Apartment (2024) ⭐ 7.0 | Documentary
1h 32m | TV-MA
m.imdb.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:45 AM
If you are/were a northeasterner who remembers that time 20+ years ago when artists set up a hidden apartment in the Providence mall, I highly recommend the new documentary, “Secret Mall Apartment.” I really enjoyed it & learned a lot that I didn’t know about what happened m.imdb.com/title/tt2122...
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aww shit they found the ceo of antifa guys. the gig is up!
🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader.
One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”
The list they're creating says so, anyway
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:18 AM
aww shit they found the ceo of antifa guys. the gig is up!
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I’ve been saying gender markers need to be taken off all forms of any government ID for 11 years now, there is zero amount of validation you will get from that as a trans person that is worth any government having that information about everyone
February 3, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I’ve been saying gender markers need to be taken off all forms of any government ID for 11 years now, there is zero amount of validation you will get from that as a trans person that is worth any government having that information about everyone
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We didn't say body cams on ICE. Their murders are already on video. We said no more ICE.
February 2, 2026 at 10:16 PM
We didn't say body cams on ICE. Their murders are already on video. We said no more ICE.
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ten years ago today no one clapped
February 2, 2026 at 12:57 PM
ten years ago today no one clapped
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i have seen yarn shops I've followed for years posting this week about getting massive new shipments of red yarn
A Minneapolis knitting shop has resurrected the design of a Norwegian cap worn to protest Nazi occupation. Its owner says the money raised from hat pattern sales will support the local immigrant community. n.pr/4thWiUr
A red hat, inspired by a symbol of resistance to Nazi occupation, gains traction in Minnesota
A Minneapolis knitting shop has resurrected the design of a Norwegian cap worn to protest Nazi occupation. Its owner says the money raised from hat pattern sales will support the local immigrant community.
n.pr
January 31, 2026 at 4:24 PM
i have seen yarn shops I've followed for years posting this week about getting massive new shipments of red yarn
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relevant to many of yalls interests.
February 1, 2026 at 2:09 AM
relevant to many of yalls interests.
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getting some obnoxiously big titties pizza
February 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
getting some obnoxiously big titties pizza
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rt if u hate nazis and love boobs
"i will slurp down swastikas all day but do not let me see one boob" is an excellent filter for awful people. i, for one, hate nazis and love boobs, and i'm brave enough to say it
February 2, 2026 at 6:11 PM
rt if u hate nazis and love boobs
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Billie Eilish during her #GRAMMYs speech for Song of the Year:
“As grateful as I feel, I don’t need to say anything except that, no one is illegal on stolen land. It’s really hard to know what to say and what to do right now, I feel hopeful in this room and we need to keep protesting… fuck ICE.”
“As grateful as I feel, I don’t need to say anything except that, no one is illegal on stolen land. It’s really hard to know what to say and what to do right now, I feel hopeful in this room and we need to keep protesting… fuck ICE.”
February 2, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Billie Eilish during her #GRAMMYs speech for Song of the Year:
“As grateful as I feel, I don’t need to say anything except that, no one is illegal on stolen land. It’s really hard to know what to say and what to do right now, I feel hopeful in this room and we need to keep protesting… fuck ICE.”
“As grateful as I feel, I don’t need to say anything except that, no one is illegal on stolen land. It’s really hard to know what to say and what to do right now, I feel hopeful in this room and we need to keep protesting… fuck ICE.”
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I think important to state for the record that Liam Ramos is a kiddo who is both a person and representative of every other kiddo who is at risk/detained no matter how old they are or how cute or small or "innocent" bc like some kids get into trouble. I got into trouble. we stand up for them all
February 2, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I think important to state for the record that Liam Ramos is a kiddo who is both a person and representative of every other kiddo who is at risk/detained no matter how old they are or how cute or small or "innocent" bc like some kids get into trouble. I got into trouble. we stand up for them all
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Billie Eilish: "No one is illegal on stolen land"
February 2, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Billie Eilish: "No one is illegal on stolen land"
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here’s the thing: at my old age i am never surprised when i find out a man is a sexual abuser. disappointed, maybe, but rarely at this point. it’s bad out there!
February 2, 2026 at 3:52 AM
here’s the thing: at my old age i am never surprised when i find out a man is a sexual abuser. disappointed, maybe, but rarely at this point. it’s bad out there!
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Billie Eilish used her acceptance speech to say: “No one is illegal on stolen land.” And CBS censored her when she said “Fuck ICE.”
February 2, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Billie Eilish used her acceptance speech to say: “No one is illegal on stolen land.” And CBS censored her when she said “Fuck ICE.”
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the thing is I’m not sure either of them care if they’re ever invited back
I wonder what the NFL made them sign. Phonebooks thick.
February 2, 2026 at 3:22 AM
the thing is I’m not sure either of them care if they’re ever invited back
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Bad Bunny: Before I say thanks to God, I'm going to say, ICE out. We're not savages, we're not animals, we're not aliens. We are humans, and we are Americans.
February 2, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Bad Bunny: Before I say thanks to God, I'm going to say, ICE out. We're not savages, we're not animals, we're not aliens. We are humans, and we are Americans.
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Schumer said this today btw, not an old quote, today.
February 1, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Schumer said this today btw, not an old quote, today.